may_I_please
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I know, and you know, that men are better cooksMake the sammich
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I know, and you know, that men are better cooksMake the sammich
Hmmm, wait I do that now.Act like an imbecile when out drinking & peeing wherever I pleased
This is a skill.See how often I was not heard in meetings
It’s awesome, cannot lieI'd spend a lot of time playing with my boobs. Boobs are fun, it'd be interesting to see what it feels like to have them
Like, playing with boobs is so fun, being able to play with them whenever I want would be awesomeIt’s awesome, cannot lie
Ride the wand till exhaustion caused sleepThis is a skill.
I would see what it was like to get to the end of a sentence I have started
Yes, yes it would beLike, playing with boobs is so fun, being able to play with them whenever I want would be awesome
Hey, we have a couple different types of things to put our dicks in! So what if they're basically all the same?Yes, yes it would be
I’d find out what it was like to have no sex toys and only one type of orgasm
(OK imma getting mean now…sorry)