OOC Casting Call: Space Pirates

[Selflessness]

its hard keeping up!
a few post a day for me if any... i'm surprise i'm still here

i should try a slower pace thread one day

 

[silas knight]

Ryans

I have to say that being told that doesn't surprise me to much I have always thought that I was a prince at heart. lolololol sorry I couldn't say that without laughing.

 

[Destiny]

You have to stay Selflessness... Cause you are a wanted member...we just drag you slow posters around with us


Hehehe.... I wonder where the Story teller will strike next

 

[soupwarsproject]

its hard keeping up!
a few post a day for me if any... i'm surprise i'm still here

i should try a slower pace thread one day

I'm lost half the time too, so don't feel too bad, But, I have disappeared for 1/2 days at a time... I deal with it by coming up with good excuses. We don't want to lose you yet... Especially not the kitty cat.

 

[Selflessness]

i'm not going anywhere yet...

gone for like a day and two pages go by!

 

[Destiny]

A mad battledroid is not a PRETTY picture

 

[DarkTalon]

Hay guys my comp is acting funy so if my post are slow orthey look funy or dont flow with the story Im Sorry and ask you bare with me.

 

[soupwarsproject]

No problem... MSN Messenger will be shutting down for repairs in about 10 minutes, so I won't have my little warning bell something got posted, so I will have to slow down too. No problems.

 

[soupwarsproject]

The story so far...

Since this thread moves faster than a PS 2 or XBOX RPG, I have a proposal. Is anyone adverse to me doing "the story so far summaries" every other day in either:

a) This thread.

b) A separate thread entitled, "Ravaged in Space: Player's Guide" which would contain an editable post containing all characters in the story (old, new, needing adoption and otherwise) and who controls them and "the story so far" summaries for newbies, the lost and the absent. If this idea is groovy, please post it Destiny or let me know.

Each recap would be no more than one paragraph long for sanity's sake.

If the separate thread idea is okay, each character summary would no more than 1-2 sentences long.

Also, if anyone has any idea of the Destiny's layout, that would be helpful. I know for certain that it has a kitchen w/regular pantry connected to the mess hall, a greenhouse/food storage pantry below the kitchen, storage pantry next to a much larger mechanical/weapons storage and mechanical area in the hull. The covered deck of the ship is not very huge from what I understand. The navigation/meeting area is in the front deck. I know the ship is not very big, but the layout for the bottom area was probably done by a drunken sailor as it is relatively easy to get lost. If I am wrong here or missing something (which I probably am,) let me know.

 

[Destiny]

post summaries:0

Yes SWP that would be fine to post here. A mall synopsis...or even in the threads..

You could say at the end of the night....Tune in tomorrow when you will hear Kadan say..Lilu not down there...oh.... yes That is WONDERFUL!


evil!

 

[Destiny]

Not alot but might help

 

[soupwarsproject]

Thank you very much for the map.

As for your cliffhanger idea... I'll leave that to you...

I will work on the synopsis... a soon as I take my afternoon nap nap.


*BTW* Don't give Lilu any ideas, because.... Oh no, there she goes... Dammit you crazy cat...

 

[soupwarsproject]

The story so far... 10/03/03

*** This is for the benefit of the new, those who skip days and the hopelessly disoriented. If there's anything I missed or if there are inconsistencies, PM me so I can edit this summary entry. Hopefully future summaries won't be so damn long since I will be caught up.***

The story so far from beginning to 10/03/03:
Reference URL: https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?s=&postid=6250267#post6250267


The pirate spaceship Destiny and its crew seek adventure and booty *ahem* wherever they can get it. In our last few episodes, Kadan was teaching her apprentice Chant the art of fixing complex mechanical machinery and losing his Machine God religion. Captain Jack yelled at Crystal when the ship stopped as they were in hot pursuit of a commonwealth ship full of loot. The ship’s cook, resident battlebot and illegitimate adopted robot “daughter” of Kadan and the Captain Jack stressed over how to make salty fish and chips without salt and fish. Xan the cybernetic peeping tom gets an excellent view of the Captain Jack getting it on with Kadan. Shortly after Ce’la finishes her lunch, she busts Xan watching at his superiors. Later, Xan opens his big mouth and gets slapped by Kadan and reprimanded by the Captain Jack. Lilumega nearly blows herself up in a strange android quassexual ritual involving solar energy and recharging her batteries.

Ce’la, a space fugitive who is a hot babe, Captain Jack, Kadan and the rest of the crew keep enemy fighters at bay while Xan, Lilumega and Ryans, the man with the bionic arm, board the Commonwealth ship to kick some ass, blow up stuff and bring back the loot. Lilumega scores a new food replicator and bullies the smaller servicebots and repairbots, which makes cooking easier for her and life more annoying for Kadan. To evade 14 enemy cruisers, the Destiny ducks into an ion field. While Kadan is being cranky and avoids everyone, Ce’la seduces Captain Jack and gets her brains fucked out. Lilumega threatens Xan before she makes him a fantastic tray of sushi. Lilumega accidentally walks in on Ce’la and Captain Jack while bringing them food. Xan indulges his voyeuristic intentions. Lilumega nearly blows herself up in a strange android quassexual ritual involving solar energy and recharging her batteries, once again and is busted by Kadan. Lilumega gets grounded and unintentionally tells Kadan and Ce’la about what she saw, thereby causing chaos. Captain Jack gets his cheating butt kicked by both women.

Ryans and Ce’la hump their brains out. The pirates leave the ion field and thanks to Captain Jack’s quick thinking blow up the enemy armada, which causes a monstrous shower of shrapnel to hit the ship. Lilumega gets suicidal because she is grounded from engaging in her strange android quassexual ritual involving solar energy and recharging her batteries. During the blast, Kadan gets injured driving the Captain into a fit of worry and paranoia. The Captain gets very drunk and sends his crew on R&R when they reach the port planet Kultilleus Prime. Kadan and Captain Jack’s romance goes sour. Kadan gets kidnapped and brutally raped by lovestruck stalker Sheldon, who sends assassins against the captain and his crew. While Lilumega goes shopping for a sexy new upgrade and food, Ryans and Ce’la meet a stranger named Mack, who is actually Jack’s clone. In a weird case of mistaken identity, Lilumega carries Mack back to the ship thinking he’s Jack. The assasins are foiled. While Captain Jack rescues Kadan and gives Sheldon a well-deserved and gruesome icy death with his plasma sword, the new and improved Lilumega learns the science of sucking off under the tutelage of Mack.

Lilumega unintentionally becomes an exhibitionist due to her lack of understanding about clothing’s psychological function, leaving everyone shocked and Xan horny in flabbergasted sort of way and Mack amused during an important ship meeting. Captain Jack and the badly injured Kadan get into another spat. They both react by getting themselves drugged up and/or drunk to the point of near death. Lilumega, Ryans, Ce’la and Mack go shopping. Lilumega gets “kidnapped” by a horny and dirty street pervert and she gets separated from her crew. The street pervert has her aggressively swallow his cock not knowing that he is about to activate her battle-mode. Xan gives Lilumega a lecture about not giving strangers head, after he unintentionally saves the street pervert’s life by “rescuing” the naive droid.

Ryans is confronted by some messenger who reveal that he is actually a king. Ce’la desperately tries to avoid her family. Mack avoids getting taken back by Jack’s enemies and his “owners”. The servicebots and repairbots warn Lilumega about Jack’s impending alcohol induced doom. She rushes back with Mack and Xan to the ship in a desperate attempt to save his life, only to discover that Kadan is wasted out of her mind. Mack reveals that Jack has lost the will to live. Kadan becomes the acting captain while Lilumega desperately tries to keep Jack alive. Unfortunately, only Captain Jack can save himself.

Other useful links:

The ship's map:
https://forum.literotica.com/attachment.php?s=&postid=6247356

 

[DarkTalon]

Great Synopsis Swp

 

[soupwarsproject]

Thank you... It was quite a job. I will post future synopses here and put a link to them of the RIS main thread under the guise of "Ship Log". WOO HOO! Now, no one will be lost anymore, unless they want to be lost.

 

[silas knight]

Thats right I have been lost in my own mind for the last four years.

 

[soupwarsproject]

silas, you are a riot!

 

[Destiny]

SWP! Thank you...you do a wonderful 'ship's Log.' I hate doing synopsis and you do they quite creatively...

Lilumega wrote

strange android quassexual ritual involving solar energy and recharging her batteries

Hehe very cute

thanks bundles and oodles.... here is a little dance just for you.

 

[soupwarsproject]

The story so far...

The story so far... 10/04/03
*** This is for the benefit of the new, those who skip days and the hopelessly disoriented. If there's anything I missed or if there are inconsistencies, PM me so I can edit this summary entry. ***

The story so far from 10/03/03 to 10/04/03:

For the previous ship log, click here: https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?s=&postid=6250267#post6250267

In our last episode, Xan nearly got into a fight with Mack over Lilumega, after Mack clumsily bumps him and his dirty look gets misinterpreted. Lilumega loses her temper at her adoptive parents and thwarts the scuffle. Xan gets bummed when the robot takes out her anger on him, as she tries to cover up the fact that she has a huge crush on him despite her anti-Cyborg bigotry. Lilumega storms off to her hiding place and Mack follows her in his valiant quest to get his cloned sausage into her wet catdroid box. Kadan is still more wasted than a party of crankheads at a low-rent trailer park and doesn't realize that her drunk ex-lover is now her nearly dead ex-lover. Meanwhile, Mack abuses his knowledge of nanomedicine and upgrades Lilumega's mostly tactless bod with a very sensitive artificial nervous system, causing her to have a megaorgasm just from getting her nipples licked. Ryans is trying to have a nice date with Ce'la while his sponging yes-men follow him like teenaged groupies at a Justin Timberlake concert. Ce'la's husband spots Ryans and Ce'la and is two sizes short of having a jealousy fit.

Will Jack survive and convince Kadan to attend Narcotics Anonymous? Will Mack finally pop Lilumega's elusive silicone cherry? Will Ryans and Ce'la date go well or will it be spoiled by annoying people they'd rather not deal with? And when the hell is poor horny Xan ever going to get laid? Find out in the next orgasmic... urm... fantabulous episode of RAVAGED IN SPACE!!!

Reference URL: https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?s=&postid=6254911#post6254911

 

[soupwarsproject]

Dark Talon...

Dark Talon,

That was such an awesome curveball!!! You ROCK! This is true chaos man and you finally got Lilu pissed. Good show!

Cheers,
Vas

 

[soupwarsproject]

On the last episode of Jerry Springer... err... Ravaged in Space... 10/05/03

For previous ship log, click here: https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?s=&postid=6254911#post6254911

Mack the clone pounds the shit out of Lilumega's virgin robo-pussycat pussy for three hours. He is paged to the infirmary where he and some evil dude with the same name as Xan (a.k.a. X) scheme over some evil plot. While doing inventory Xan the cyborg finds an interesting gadget that shuts off the power from a significant portion of the ship. X sneaks up on the cyborg. Xan fights X, but X wins and ties up the unconscious Xan. Meanwhile, Mack gets into Kadan's room. He encourages her to take more drugs and informs her that Jack is not quite dead yet, but almost. In the kitchen, Lilumega gets paranoid about Xan's cams seeing her naked because Mack destroyed her new dress in the throes of passion. She prepares a bribery meal. She meets Xan in the hall and finally apologizes to him, before realizing that Xan is actually X. They fight and Lilumega discovers that Mack's little upgrade to her body messes with her battlebot duty by causing her to feel pain. Back in bedroom, Kadan reveals that Mack is Xan's long-lost son (which probably makes him Lilumega's sort-of-brother and an accelerated-growth clone whose biological/legal age differs vastly from his creation age.) Lilumega whoops X's ass and x-nays him. She gets really pissed when she realizes that Mack fucked her over in more ways than one.

Will Xan get out of his bondage and help Lilumega kick Mack's back? Is Mack really the complete bastard he seems to be? Where are Ryans, Ce'la and the rest of the crew? And, why is Kadan so upset about Macks very existance? Find out in the next ravishing episode of RAVAGED IN SPACE!!!

Reference URL:
https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?s=&postid=6263409#post6263409

 

[Selflessness]

Wow... X is down already

 

[soupwarsproject]

Self,

Lilu doesn't like pain. Lilu doesn't like to be tricked. Lilu doesn't like to be used. Lilu finally got pissed. He went down very fast. because a pissed battlebot is not a pretty thing. However, Mack will be a much more difficult problem for Lilu to deal with because:

a) She actually likes Mack despite her anger towards him
b) Mack is better at the whole mindfuck thing than she is
c) Mack probably has more assistance

We'll see what happens next!
Vas

 

[DarkTalon]

hay did I mention I Made two of X

And yes Mack is raely good and the hole mind fuck mainly becaus his mind is fucked

 

[Destiny]

BTW...

The Story Tellr thanks SIlas IMMENSELY for the idea that now LIlumega is pregnant


Husg and kisses to you all your doing a wonderful job.