OOC CHATCLUB...A place for inconsequential meanderings

"You two better clean up that mess your making back there KatsukEEE." Ariosto says as he disapears into the back room with Basia.

"You know baby, good help is hard to find."
Ari puts his arm around the little vixens waist and leads her to the pile of spare air matresses.
 
Basia feels the strong arm around her waist as she is lead over to the pile of matresses.

Setting herslef down on the mattress, she slips out of her heels and looks up towards Ari with a lil smirk on her lips.
 
Tearing open some boxes he emerges with a jar of wild honey, a quart of wesson oil, and a stick of butter.

"OOH La La", she says with a lil smirk.
"Just wait", he says and reaching into a barrel comes up with a squirming live lobster!

Basia is suddenly stricken with Crustaeciaphobia and leaps up...
Ari laughs and opens the door, tossing the sharply pincered creature behind the couch where Kitsuke and Angel are playing.

Then turning he makes a running dive and carries Basia down into the mountain of matresses!

New England girls drive him WILD!
 
Manager

*picks up lobster fromm floor as it tries to snap at Angel's beautiful breasts*

Huh, I wasn't gonna try and bring this in until at least the third time I got you back here, oh well.

*tosses the lobster back over the couch where it promptly lands in the Kool-Aid*

Sploosh!

Hmmm... it will give it character.

*goes back to giving full attention to angel*

(more to come, brain on fry mode currently :))
 
Butter, Oil, Mattresses, and a New Englander. What more could a girl ask for?


With a giggle she found herself submerged in the pile of matresses, and Ari. Oh, but revenge for such an act had to be hers. So she starts pleasantly tourtureing him with these small kisses all over his face.
 
Kool Aid Girl

Ah, my grand entrance on my first full day of work! Twirling round in my brand new costume (see picture #2 if you've no clue as to what I'm talking about), and 4" heels. Walk over to the Kool Aid bar.

Hey! What's that lobster doing in there? YEW! Well, OK - that's Kitsuke's job to fish that puppy out. Guess I won't be serving from there!

Hmmm....no customers. And the 4 that ARE here are otherwise engaged. And I thought I was gonna get tons of free, gratuitous sex! Well....I must say! This job, so far, is not working out the way I had thought!

Ok....walks over to the HUGH stereo, and whips out my own personal CD collection. Ah....yes, here it is. Bruce Springsteen!! The Boss! COOL! Flips CD into the stereo and cranks it up to full volume. YEAH! BORN TO RUN at full volume -

"In the day we sweat it out on the streets of a runaway American dream -
At night we ride the mansions of glory in suicide machines -
Sprung from cages on Hwy 9, chrome wheel, fuel injected, and steppin out over the line - "

Now, THIS is music to dance to!

"Wendy, let me in I wanna be your friend, I wanna guard your dreams and visions.
Just wrap your legs round these velvet ribs,
And strap your hands cross my engines!"

Throwin in a little wiggle at this point - OH YEAH!

"Cause tramps like us, baby we were Born to Run!
Ah, honey, tramps like us, baby we were Born to Run!
Yes, Wendy, tramps like us, baby we were Born to Run!"
 
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(Apologies to you Sexychele......posting was done in a fit of stupidity, and rage....will take my licking and leave )
 
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Ari feeling wild and abandoned for some reason begins to wildly
start feeling Basia's taught New England body...
"Ummmm", very nice he says, fondling her pert young breasts as the first air mattress explodes.
 
The first of many mattress's exploded under them. She felt herself yearning for a bit rougher touch as her kisses finally meet his lips.

Oh, there was something aobut lobster loving men that really got her going, and Ari was no exception. Her long nails dig into the flesh of his back, as she beckons him closer to her.
 
The next matress doesn't explode, it deflates slowly as Ariosto inflates quickly with the help of Basia's talons on his back and
her suddenly bared bosom to the front...where was that wild honey!
 
"Aristro, hun... I don't think you bought sturdy mattresses" her voice was a murmer, hardly audible. Her nipples where starting to react to his touches by perking attentivly.

As the mattress deflated, both of their bodys sank into a lovely pit of plastic.
 
Lying on amound of sticky plastic in the back room
of the Chat Club may not be the ideal place for sex but Ari is wild with desire for this bit of maple sugar and proceeds to suck in Basia's coral tipped goodies like the pimentos from an olive while franticly kicking off his italian loafers and trousers.

BAM!

They settle one more level closer to the floor.
 
Three down, lots more to go, and the fireworks havn't started yet..

She helped him lower those trousers while little electric surges ran through her as his attentive lips sucked and pulled against the little buds of her nipples.

Clad in only that lil thong, she was was in no real rush to derobe untill he had a bit less...
 
Kool Aid Girl

Looks down at the dead lobster that had died to ingesting extreme amounts of sugar. *Hence the pained expression on her face - not a pretty sight, that dead lobster*

Looks at very strange woman (?) who entered the Club and then left.

Hmm, well, like, WHATEVER!!

I'll just have Kitsuke take care of this dead thing later on.

Meanwhile, "Thunder Road" comes blaring on the stereo. Well, since there are no men around, guess I'll just have to dance by myself!
 
Manager

*sigh*

"I'll be back in just a moment Angel, I am afraid duty calls."
Gets up and grabs lobster, tossing him out front in the dumpster. From several yards away. Comes back in an sees Chele dancing and notices sticky Kool-Aid on uniform.

"Oh dear, that's not good." Grabs a damp cloth and dances with Chele, gently wiping the stickiness off her taut body with slow, nearly massaging wipes.

"Why Chele, is it cold or are you just happy to to be clean?"
*wink*

Puts the cloth away and runs back and slides down next to Angel.

"Now, where were we?" Running a hand up the outside of your thigh now I once again begin ministrations.
 
Ariosto begins to remove his unigue attire in the glare of the industrial fluorescent light that casts shadows, black and sharp as razor blades angling into the storeroom.

"If you don't mind..." He says, and tugs the pull chain, throwing the room into total blackness.

(Sounds of zippers, buttons, laces and duct tape...)

"Okay Babe, Ari's naked firm and fully packed....where are you?"

he hears a giggle and walks blindly towards it.

"OOOWWW!" ...a packing case intervenes!

"I"m here you silly ol'Ari, just me an my lil' thong."

The Minx!...

He stumbles into several more hard and cruel objects before he feels gentle hands upon his bruised but still rampant member and the whispered promise to..."make it all well."
 
*tmuyo walks in and doesn't seem to have a care in the world (always have one care tho. can't forget my hunni bunni ;))*

*comes up behind chele, tightly holds her ass, leaning his head down to smell her hair*

i whisper in chele's ear, "did you know the smell of lemon lime kool aid makes my mouth water?"

looks passionately in chele's eyes........
 
Basia watched as Ari was undresing.

"If you don't mind..." and then the room was pulled into total darkness. It took her eyes a moment to ajust to the absence of light, but then she saw the stumbeling form of the club owner, and she had to giggle.

"Okay Babe, Ari's naked firm and fully packed....where are you?" ... The poor thing had made first contact with some object, harder than him self, and he let out a loud "OOOWWW!" !

"I"m here you silly ol'Ari, just me an my lil' thong." It took him a moment or three, but he finally reached close enough to where a slender hand could touch his battered brused self. "Don't worry, Ari. I'll make everything all better..."

And that was when a set of full crimson lips wraped their way around Ari's tool...
 
It was easy to imagine in the pitch black that some incredibly knowledgeable wild animal had gotten a hold of his formidable manhood and was with lips, tongue, teeth and hands intent on making him lose his mind!
Could this wee slip of a girl actually be the one doing it!?

"Bas' Baby is that really you?"
 
<having a small RL crisis here and it may be a couple of days before I can post! Sorry all and thanks for the patience!>
 
Sorry Angel Baby

It's okay Angel, we will be waiting patiently for your return. I hope it all turns out ok. *hugz*

*Angel must leave*

*sigh* I guess I should do manager type stuff then...
 
~^~ Sorry Angel, Hurry back!~^~

Her tounge gently stroked along his salty tasting skin, and normally she would respond, but her mother taught her never to talk with her mouth full!
 
Suddenly Ariosto becomes paranoid, his homophobia rises to the surface...How does he know this delightful mouth belongs to Basia...belongs even to a girl! Rumours of wild gangs of gay raiders had been circulating the neighborhood lately.
Theres only one way to know for sure!

"Bas, if that's really you down there put one of those pert cookies in my hand right now!"
He reaches down...
 
A few moment of silence passed as her mouth worked lustfully on him... but from the sound of his voice, he was paranoid..

"Bas, if that's really you down there put one of those pert cookies in my hand right now!" I felt his hand reach down towards me, so I took his hand in mine, and gently leadit down to my waitng breast..
 
Manager

Hey! When did this place get so quiet? I want to hear some noise!!!

Fine, I'll make some!

*pinches Chele's butt*

*waits for her to yell at him for the no warning pinch... possible corporal punishment as well*

ahhh, the things I do for this place...
 
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