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OUCH!!!

Hey! What's the big idea?? And what do you mean quiet? I got Bruce Springsteen blaring from the speakers so loud you can hardly hear!

Here I am, just dancing the time away - hey, no customers and no lousy tips. A girl could starve on this job!!!

If I didn't have these 4" heels on, and if you weren't the manager - oh, just what I wouldn't do to you!!!!!
 
*raises and eyebrow*

oooh...

*turns off the Bruce*

Ya know, just because I'm the manager doesn't mean you can't spank me for being naughty.

;) *blows a kiss*
 
Our story so far...

One breath folks *inhale*:

Okay, in an attempt to liven up the other ooc thead of Ari's I popped in and smacked basia's delectable behind and ran away she then pursued me with a spork (which ari was comfused anout what it was the silly) anyway i ran and screamed and screamed and ran (like quite the little bitch, i might add) until basia outsmarted me and stabbed me with the spork which promptly broke being plastic basia was crushed at sporkie's death and i was overcome with remorse so i took him and rebuilt him a la six million dollar man (spork) returning with him i gave his now sleek and significantly stronger self back to basia which faith promptly pointed out she could now use to eviscerate me for my sins (thank you very much faith) running again basia chased me until i retrieved a small control pad from my pocket and turned sporkie into Evil Sporkie which will attack basia when i press the button a second time... wheeeeeze....


*passes out from lack of oxygen*

*holds up small sign "See the other OOC club for more detail"*
 
Wow...now this is too strange for the Kool Aid Girl to understand. Kitsuke was already here......and now he drops in from - nowhere?? Wow....you cloned, or something?

*notices he has passed out, slowly coming back to life*

Hey....ya want a strawbery Kool Aid? I jus made it fresh, boss. Added a little something to it to give it a little kick. Here, try some. Let me know what ya think...
 
i'm sure it's fine Sexy Chele my dear... but for now I have to spork Basia..



Mwahhahahahahaaaaaaa!!!
 
"We have to be quick Basia, someone outside want's to Spork you!"
Ari falls to his knees, devouring the little minx's pert young breasts and flips her back onto the cushions...BLAM!...with gusto.
She wiggles her toes at the cieling as he thrusts
his throbbing engine between her silky smooth gams and drives it home!

KABLAM!..."You missed."
 
OUCH!! Watch it Ari!!! Bas is over there!

*gives Ari a crusty look*

You musta drunk more martinis than usual.

*goes to get an ice pack for his bruised buttcheek*
 
Slithers back into the club! Angel has returned once again! Hopefully to stay ;)

I see Kitsuke rubbing his buttocks...Need some help soothing that fire?
 
Kitsuki is obviously delirious from spork and imagines he sees Basia running all about.

Ahhh yes it's Basia II, Basia I has been blowing up
airmatresses with Ari in the backroom for sometime.
 
dear god, there's another ariosto here.....is he cloning himself!?!??!?!?!?

as usual i've been ignored...fuck this...

*leaves the ooccc smashing the lighting system on his way out*
 
tmuyo -- I think you take things WAY to personally!! Chill out, Hun! Life is just too damn short to be bitter or hold grudges! If someone bothers you, turn the other way and bless that person instead! Wish him well and love, happiness and beauty will enter your existence. (damn, I think the Woodstock Era is rubbing off on me...lol) But I do mean what I say!

Take this advice from someone who has held grudges in the past. And someone who has been to the edge, looked over the ridge, and almost perished!

Consider today to be your last here on earth, then look back at your life and realize what really matters!

Be better than others! Reach out the hand and embrace the life that stands before you!

<sorry to philosophize but Rl crept in and bit me in the backside. I have been reevaluating life and this scenario between Ariosto and tmuyo brings things too close to home!>
 
"Hey Ari!", pounding on the store room door.
"Somebody with a great big shiney eye just ran through and busted all the lights!"

"No sweat, I've been in the dark in here for ages and am doing just fine"...BAM!...BAM!
 
Position up for grabs

Well, folks, it's been a short stint I know - but very uneventful. Guess I'm just not cut out to be something called a "Kool Aid Girl". (sigh) Well, I DO guess Jack Daniels is, after all, closer to my style.

So....the position is up for grabs - maybe the next girl can do the job justice, and I wish her luck.

*changes into baggy khakis, hiking boots, and t shirt. Pulls hair back in a pony tail, and picks up the ol' backpack once more. Places black chemise on the Kool Aid stand, walks out to my SUV and heads back up to the mountains. There's that nice little stream up there, quiet shade, should get a lot done*
 
It was forceful and that was the way she liked it. Her hips where thrustng upwards, keeping in perfect time and rhythem with him. Her toes wiggled in the air a bit before her feet locked around his waist.
 
Penis Envy?

Okay, Freud had this thing about penis envy. He thought all girls wanted one and made up this whole psychological school about it. So all women want penises? Bullshit.

Why would they? Here are some of the things I find annoying about my penis:

It does most of my thinking for me. I am constantly whipping my head around to get a look at the butt of the girl that just walked by. I am constantly (well, near enough I supose) thinking of ways to appease the little monster. grrr

He picks the most ANNOYING time to announce his existence. Today I had a job interview, and in the lobby while I was waiting he, FOR NO REASON AT ALL, decided it was time to get up. Yes, tent in slacks that I was desperately trying to make go away. And trying to think of Barbara Bush naked is NASTY,

Sometimes men can't aim. This is why. *unzip* *aim* *shoots out to the left*
?? What the hell did it shoot 38 degrees of center for? No obstructions, I haven't had sex recently enough for other blockages to occur (yes, i DO take care of myself as needed, but i always clean immediately afterward so no excuse there.... too much info eh?). It just decides that the wall over there needs wiping off so it gives you incentive to do so.

Size. I am average sized. Probably low end of average. I know that has not made a difference with any of the women I have ever been with, but what guy can say to me honestly that they have never envied the guy with the bigger dick?

Unless you ARE the guy with the bigger dick.

You bastard.

So anyone else have any reasons why women DON'T have penis envy? I personally think that Freud, and myself, had and have vagina envy. Who WOULDN'T want multiple orgasms??

That being said, I don't think I'd trade him in for anything. I've grown very attached to him over the years.
 
kitsuke, 9 inches isn't fun carrying around. although i just recently found out that that wasn't near average. thanx honey b ^_^

and yes, i AM a bastard by birth. how did you know?
 
Now I'm sure there are many pros and cons to both varieties of genitalia, but I can certainly add to the list of penis cons. Number one reason penises are annoying: morning wood. Wake up in the morning, gotta piss really bad, but the only way to actually hit a toilet is to stand on your head because it's pointing almost straight up. Number two reason: penises come with testicles. Now a groin shot hurts badly enough for a man or a woman, but when said groin shot connects with said testicles...well, I don't think anything should ever hurt that much. Number three reason: zippers. Not a problem I've ever had, but a frightening prospect nonetheless. Number four reason: dribble. It doesn't matter how much you shake or even if you grab a bit of toilet paper afterwards, it still drips when you're done. Of course, maybe women have the same problem...but I wouldn't know.

Of course, when all is said and done, I like my penis. But then smokers like cigarettes too. I wouldn't say there's nothing I wouldn't give it up for. In fact, I'd like to take a shot at this whole female thing...temporarily. Say maybe for a month. Too bad that's not actually an option.
 
lol hippiechick, the morning wood thing occured to me after i posted... last week i banged it on the wall by turning too fast right after i got up... that sucked
 
Ooh! Ooh! I just thought of another one. Nocturnal emissions. Now this doesn't happen to me often. In fact it's probably only happened a few times in my entire life, but I learned to stop having sex in my dreams really quickly. Too messy.

Funnily enough I didn't have my first wet dream until I was 20 years old. I guess when you masturbate as much as I did, your body doesn't need the release.
 
Penis envy

I love em, I love em, I love em...Penises are amazing beings! I have heard women say they were ugly. I think they are perfect, shaped just the right way to tantalize!! I have never had any woman tell me she wanted one, attached to her permanently...lol

Women can have multiple orgasms but I don't think they are as intense as a man's! That's why we have more of them. Sure, we all wonder what the other sex is feeling and wish we could experience it just once!

Freud did some good things for psychology but I personally think he was way off base with the penis envy and the whole "Men want to kill their father to have their mother" thing!



<runs after Chele..."Come back Kool Aid Girl...We MISS you!!!!">
 
hehe, i guess we know Angel's view on them ;)

Don't get me wrong, I love my little soldier and all, but objectively he's an annoying midget with delusions of grandeur..

It's kinda like how we'd all see how cats are all manipulative, raping, murderous, sadistic bastards if they weren't so cute and pettable... it's a damn conspiracy
 
speaking of cats...you just desribed my putty tat puuurrrfectly...lol And yes it is cute and pettable...what ta find out how much so? *evil grin*
 
why yes angel, yes i do

i am known for my ability to get 'cats' to purr... i wonder if i can do yours justice?
 
mmm.. that kind of penis envy i can live with... should we do something about this angel?

*smiles impishly*
 
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