OOC:PM69, or LAVA and CB's baby

[Phoenix]

See paddle and runs away reenacting a Benny Hill chase scene which results in Phoenix locking himself in the bathroom screaming. Mine mine all mine

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Phoenix]

Peeks out of the closet and turns into a howling wolf seeing CB without the body suit. Walks up to her and says " Award what award"

 

[Renegade]

You two are both nuts.

Because I'm not going to win 'most improved' poster of the year. I'm going to win 'best poster' period! lol As for you, Phoenix. Get away from the Nekkie CB! I saw her first dagnabbit! lol

 

[Phoenix]

Me? I am innocent bwhwhahahha (evil laugh)

No way Ren I am gonna be up for that one too. 2001= Year of the Phoenix. lol Seriously I can enjoy my most improved but I will shoot of best poster too.

As for nekkid CB what me? I am absolutely innocent (feeling on CB ass) I do not know what you are talking about. I have intensity, intelligence and most of intergrity. Oh yes it's true. It is damn true. (Getting Kurt angle on that ass while goosing CB again). lol

 

[LAVA GODDESSS]

Hey guys...since you are some of the most important to me on the board....

Surgery was well.......not fun. I'm good now. They seemed to reroute everything to make me all betta'. But I have pain, and I'm beginning to think these pain pills are better than sex. Hm.....how about a little wager on this? Any 'experimenties'? wanna be my 'guinea pig'?

Told you I was on drugs. I have to be in here for another four days minimum. I wanna go home. my ribs hurt. K...nuff complanin. Why is cb the only one naked?


DAMNIT ALLLLLLLLL!

Ren! CLOTHES OFF NOW! and phoenix! don't make me come over there!


Missed you all.......

 

[Renegade]

LAVA!!!

*salutes and strips down* When did this OOC thread become a nudist colony? lol

I'm happy to hear that all went well for you, Lava. As for those pain killers being better then sex... I'll be your 'guinea pig' to try out that theory. Now that you're back with 1000 posts, it looks to be time for your spankings!

And you better take them while you can. I HOPE that I FINALY get my guru spankings once I reach 3000 posts. Damn, I'm WAY overdue for those paddlings.

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Renegade]

CB

Love the signature line. I've thought out that line about myself many times before in the past. Also like the dolly. I want to add one myself when I find one that I'm comfortable with. Found one that reminds me of Phoenix for some reason though. Found one that I think Tiggs would like. Found one that I think Rosethorn would like. But I still can't find one that I like? What's up with that? Oh wait, where was I? Oh yeah! Nice sig Lava... uh... I mean CB!

P.S. Sorry for no IC post right now. I'll try to do one later. Having a bad time right now. If you've seen my thread in the Gen board, you know what I'm talking about.

[Edited by Renegade on 02-07-2001 at 06:34 AM]

 

[LAVA GODDESSS]

ohhhhhhhh renn........

You like? My facial structure is uncanny to that picture, you should have seen me talkin to CB I'm like "MY HAIR...MY FACE IDENTICAL!!!!!!! OH MY GOD! SCARY!'


Yeah? I'm on pills........smile and nod. You like though eh? I am a devil sometimes,

 

[Phoenix]

I'm baaaack

OK CB since you and Lava asked about me dropping my pants....... I say no I refuse to be exploited dammit. I am not a piece of meat.......Ladies uh ladies put down those buckets of water this is not funny, come on I was just playing please.. don't...(SPLASH!!!!!) damn
now I am all wet. Oh well so much for these clothes (Strips buck ass nekkid) Damn now look at me now you have awakened my head yeah you know my head that does all my thinking for me. Great now I am standing next to two beautiful women with a boner ( now if only I can find a way to kick Ren out this would be greatest moment of any man's life lol.

Ok I can be serious for a minute (personality #2: the clock is ticking) CB I love you sig lines they always have some kind of higher meaning while mine are just random thoughts that go through my head. (Person #2: times up)

Ah I see Lava is a lil devil huh. HMM maybe she is a horny devil (Ok I need to take a cold shower not now but right now)

 

[Renegade]

Lava

In the words of Jerry "The King" Lawler, you're a "Horny little she-devil".

As for you, Phoenix. Don't even think of kicking me out of this thread. lol

 

[LAVA GODDESSS]

Another trip to the closets I see.....

*fumbles for Do Not Disturb sign.* DAMNIT! can't find it.

*grabbing devil's tail and swinging it around provacativly*

So fellas.........whatcha wanna do?

*WEG*

Me horny? NEVER...........................When I'm sleeping, that is......well maybe then too......

So pheonix are you saying you don't like my costume? Or does that mean your just glad to see me?

Hey ren babe.....I'll get nekkie if you get nekkie. You have say..........five seconds.......cause I'm likeing Pheonix nekkie.......uh huh.







(ooc.....wait this is an ooc thread.......Can you see my sign line, instead of itbeing lit. guru? it shoudl be somthing else......)

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Renegade]

Ren,
I'm sorry to hear about you and Rose. I hope things work out for you. Take care of yourself-and look into that meeting of Lit members being planned in LA, you might have fun.

I'll be around, though as I've said before-my posting is at best sporadic.

CB.

There's a meeting in LA being planned? Cool. I live in LA County, so that would be easy for me to make. As for me and Rose, there's still a chance of us getting back together somewhere down the road. And, even if we don't, I think we'll be able to stay friends atleast.

 

[LAVA GODDESSS]

Is it really a good idea......

To bring a whole bunch of erotically inclined minds into one room, can we say.......ORGY? oh geez. Well maybe you all could handle yourself, but I certainly couldn't.

Sigh....... Ren.......all the love and luck to you. You deserve happiness....come on over and we can um......wait, your vulnerable, can't do that......HELL! YES I CAN!

I do hope you don't take offense.....
Licks....
Monique

 

[Renegade]

Lava

Thanks for saying that. I'm hoping things work out sooner then later. The last few days have been rough on me for the most part. Friends here have helped me a lot to get through it.

And you people can take advantage of poor vulnerable me ALLLL you want. Uh... except for Dirk and Phoenix. lol

 

[Phoenix]

You all know about my health condition so here is a small update

Well in case nobody noticed I was basically gone for two days and did not post anything storywise. Well I was struck with PMS69 (Yes I like this name better) curse where I had to go to the hospital.

On Tues. I was sick to my stomach and did not bother to take my meds. So by Wednesday evening I felt horrid and by Thursday. I began having a case of the "shakes" and had to go to the hospital and what they told me is that the problem with my lungs effect my nervous system as well and to put it blunty 'I fucked myself up' and 3 days without taking my pills and due to lack of air my nervous systems gets a good sized jolt." The good news is now I am back on my meds and I am feeling better (Have not thrown up since yesterday afternoon before my "shakes") so in other words what did I miss

 

[CelestialBody]

Re: You all know about my health condition so here is a small update

 

[Phoenix]

It's cool it is not like it is your fault I got sick. It was partially my fault because I went 3 days without taking my meds trying to shake off a stomach bug

 

[LAVA GODDESSS]

I know what made you all better was my new picture of my doll....nekked...

LOL....

So where you wearing abackless hospital gown too? oooo...

I hate the hospital.....I KNOW what your going through, Having your heart stop for 5 min. 37 s. can do stuff to your body.......say like.....stopping Oxygen! lol....I can laugh about it now. I'm glad your ok. I was wondering what happened to you.

and uh ren.......So if I were to accidently...say ...brush against u while wearing say.............WHAT is to the left of this post...would that be taking advantage of you?
hehe

Licks and wiggles.
Monique

 

[Renegade]

Lava

Yes, I believe that it would be. But, it's not like I'm going to be complaining. And I absolutly LOVE the new changes to your doll picture. Guru is my new hero.

Phoenix, damn glad to see you doing better man. Those hospitals can be realy depressing places when you have to spend a lot of time there. Hope that things are looking better for you.

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[LAVA GODDESSS]

Ren......

You like? It is freakin me out a bit, cause the uncanny resemblance ....in a few areas.......yeah. Glad you LOVE it.

MUAH!
felt the urge to kiss someone. DUnno why...

Licks and wiggles
Monique

 

[Renegade]

Lava

Hey, I won't complain about the kiss if you don't. And you bet your sweet ass that I like the picture. Very nice. Now I just need to get my own picture. I'm always the last one to catch on with what's 'in' and what's 'out'. I've just discovered that the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are no longer considered 'cool'. Guess that means it's time for me to stop wearing my ninja turtle underware huh?