OOC:PM69, or LAVA and CB's baby

[Phoenix]

Bring it on

Like I said before sorry that I have not been to this post much over the past week. Between school and the shakes, I had a pretty hard time getting anything done. But enough excuses lets get back to the matter at hand: CB where is my damn trophy! LOL

(Covering himself in baby oil while stripping): Bring it on Ms "Trophy stealer without giving me any of the pie" Celestial Body

 

[Phoenix]

Issuez

Lava me a backless gown ohh yeah and I wore my thong too. lol na seriously my gown had ties in that back and I wore boxer shorts ( I alternate boxers and briefs to let ya know)

- I know I thought some was really wrong when I could not stop shaking. At first I thought it was a siezure but it was not that bad and it was too consistent
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As for spending time in Hospitals well I am kinda used to it because my mom is a nurse and me and my brother spent a lot time getting hurt.

Is it me or am I getting way too much pleasure looking at our resident horny lil she devil (Personality #2: Gentelmen we have lift off)

 

[Renegade]

Phoenix, you're just one horny sucker aint you? I've thought you well in the six months we've known each other.

Sorry for no IC post right now. I could do one, but I don't think I'd be able to do one right now that would do Lava's last post justice. That was one great post and I'm just too tired to realy concentrate on a long reply. I'll do a good one tomorrow night though. I promise.

 

[LAVA GODDESSS]

PHEONIX LMAO!

(personality 2? you mean there is twice as much ....'pheonix power'? whoa)

Glad you are enjoyin the scenery.....I try......lol.....and CB I beat you.....I'm already gettin lift off and I ain't even completely naked. Fancy that.....Love ya CB! Just wonderin where you been on AIM? Found your own intern? My intern gave me his digits, I was so happy. Er...one draw back, my little intern is a tad bit involved...what a naughty boy...

Ren...that post took me a while, it should be a lot better for the time it took, but how do you say "we got it on..." seductively and not boring. Ya know, the same old "he slide himself into me, my hips thrust forward..." BLECH! that is so ........not good writing? who knows.....


And pheonix, for your enjoyment.......a lapdance.....

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[CelestialBody]

Phoenix

 

[Phoenix]

Well I thought Valentine's Day was going to be different than last year (which was like a blur of a REALLY bad date) or the year before that ( I was engaged but the girl was a couple hundred miles away), but this year takes the cake. Yup I just broke up with the bitch I was seeing the weekend before Valentines Day, so now I am staying home and being lonely and pathetic.


*Warning all happy couples if you feel a sudden poking in your ribs do not worry it is just poor Phoenix playing with his voodoo dolls*

 

[Renegade]

*Warning all happy couples if you feel a sudden poking in your ribs do not worry it is just poor Phoenix playing with his voodoo dolls*

Give them one for me, Phoenix! lol Here's to single life man. I'm used to being alone on Valentine's day. So, it's just going to be the same old hanging with friends while watching too many cartoons and horror movies for my own good kind of day. *thinks for a moment* I guess there are some good things to being single again. Just don't tell Rosethorn I said that. She'd kick my ass.

 

[LAVA GODDESSS]

how pathetic am I?

Right, so I thought my life was goin all good and all....my surgery was over...I FEEL better.....I was dating an intern....then BAM! here is what he said to me:
"Um.....I was just having fun..." (interlude by me...um...does his sort of fun involve taking advantage of me in the hospital! DING DING DING...we gots ourselves a winner!) "I didn't mean to take it so far...I really like you but..."(interlude by me...K, the second a fella begins teh 'I really like you but'......JUST SHUT UP! SAY SOMETHING ELSE.....) "I'm seeing someone else right now...(interlude by me....of course......The gorgeous speciman of male.....IS ATTATCHED LADIES AND GENTS! ATTATCHED! WHAT A FRIGGEN SURPRISE! sigh....then the words I thought they only said in movies...)
"I can't see you anymore, but we can still be friends..."
(AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH)

So I'm single too.....sigh.....this would have been my first real Valentine's day........anyone wanna take on this aggressive (at the moment) woman? Since we all are single, I sort of think we should all 'play', Happy Valentine's day to two of the very few people that deserve, beyond what can be given, to be loved, I wish I knew you all in RL...well maybe that would cause a twisted love triangle.......JERRY JERRY..(interlude by me.....I decided my valentine's day gift was going to be ......me without that teddy......now it is wasted.....)

JERRY JERRY JERRY (fade.....)




This has been another odd post by me...
Licks and Wiggles, and Kisses......and little dances...
Monique

[Edited by LAVA GODDESSS on 02-14-2001 at 04:34 AM]

 

[Renegade]

Lava, I'm starting to think it's like a rule that everybody at Lit has to have their hearts broken within a weeks time around Valentines day. Sorry to hear about what that guy did to you, Lava. Someone will come along that will treat you right buddy. Just hang in there. In the meantime, you can use me and Phoenix as your punching bags to get back at all the jerks out there.


Well, my Valentines day went pretty good. Would have been nice to actualy have a girlfriend on it for once, but, like I said, I'm used to being alone. So it was actualy a much better day then I thought it would be. Hey, anyday that I can get some new DVDs, is a good day. Finaly got that damn limited edition Evil Dead 2 dvd in the mail.

 

[Renegade]

Just want to say.

I'm not REALY happy with my last post. It was ok, but I would have liked for it to be a little longer and detailed. The thing is that I went to the docs today and after having my ear cleaned out(which was weird to say the least)they gave me some medication that is making me pretty groggy right now. So I'm not realy able to concentrate on posts but wanted to get something out for the thread.

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[CelestialBody]

Hey!!!

 

[Renegade]

Have fun.

It's going to be weird around here without the naked CB to keep us company as often. My spring break started back in June... and has lasted ever since. heheh Feels good to be out of school. Not that I'm rubbing it in your face or anything like that.

*hugs ya* Take care CB, and have fun in NY.

 

[Phoenix]

Me the villian pssahhh

In order to keep the thread going we need a villian and since Dirk does not want the role I will go double time starting Wed night. Trust I am getting a lot of evil ideas right about now. bwhahhahaa (evil laughter) (Personality #2: Hey since you are evil now. Maybe you will less of a douche bag, plus you were funnier when you making fun of Pooh's characters. Speaking of Pooh I am starting the campaign to bring back S man after all I like the parody better than the real thing)

 

[Renegade]

Phoenix

That's a good idea to bring in a new villian for the thread. We're gonna need atleast one main villian for things to work out here. Just don't have him trying to take Venice away from Adam. LOL

Lava, I was thinking that we could wait a few days before moving along with our posts? This way, we can give CB and Phoenix more time to get some posts in for their own characters. With their busy schedules, the threads been mostly you and me lately. Not that I'm complaining about that.

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Renegade]

CB

You didn't think you got rid of me that easy did you?

(No, but she can hope can't she?)

Silence, second voice! Don't make me bring the Monkey Whores over here!

(*gasps*)

Nyuk nyuk. Anywho, I'm up for continuing the thread if the others are.

(Oh sure, put all the pressure on Phoenix and Lava's shoulders huh?)

Oh, monkey whores...

(Eek!!)

 

[CelestialBody]

Hello hello hello

 

[Phoenix]

Well I am doing fine and actually considering restarting the Superhero league again because.. Dammit it's time hell even personality #2 thinks it is a good idea. (#2: INDEED!!!!!)

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Phoenix]

I know since I bumped up my schedule I hardly ever get time to get on AOL. Usually I use my friend's local internet hooks up and visit but I am on tonight though

 

[Renegade]

Hola

Well, I'm still hanging around for the time being. Hoping we can get this thread going once again.

 

[CelestialBody]

Re: Hola

 

[Phoenix]

Me crucial woah now that is a scary thought. Well I am in if everyone else in but warning I may not post as much as used to.

(Personality #2: You never posted that much to begin with douchebag that is why everyone else has over 1,000 and you are stuck in the 600s.)

Well you did not have to be so blunt about it

(Personality#2: Yes I did. Now do not make me pull out the secret weopon.)

No no not that

(Personality #2: Yes I will. I will pull out the picture of Bill and Hilliary Clinton living out a S&M fantasy)

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!