OOC: Team of Misfits

[KattDclaw]

Whoa...that escalated quickly. Use a sock, at least.

 

[Madwolf023]

Oi! Not doing that yet!

I'm merely creating a sonic screwdriver!

 

[KattDclaw]

Oh good. No crunchy socks. Such a needless waste.

 

[Madwolf023]

Exactly!!!!!!!

 

[KattDclaw]

Well great googly moogly.

/me hasn't got anything.

 

[Madwolf023]

I got something.

Greatest line in an erotic story I've ever read. ( The names have been changed to protect what kinda stories I read)

It was only fifteen minutes later that Rosie was regretting ever attempting the experiment in the first place.

"How are you going to record this?" Alice kept asking, "results inconclusive due to the overwhelming desire to have boobs fondle? Subject was chosen based on her supremely good looks and fantastic abs? Experiment prep interrupted several times by fingers in vagina? I mean seriously how are you going to do it?"

"Shut up and fuck me, Alice," Rosie growled.

"But Rosie, the SCIENCE!"

In this story 'Rosie' is doing an experiment on what lingerie works best on her girlfriend, 'Alice'. 'Alice' finds out.

 

[KattDclaw]

Alright. Well I'm glad it didn't go into a 50 shades of Grey (gray?) reading, cuz...ew.

And that just reminds me of Duke Nukem reading it.

Sorry...I totally made everything completely unsexy. I have a habit of doing that...

 

[Madwolf023]

I really just enjoyed the whole but the Science!!!!

 

[KattDclaw]

She blinded me...with SCIENCE!!!

/me gets back up and dances, shaking dat ass again.

 

[Madwolf023]

Mmmmm. Dat ass.

/me is not an ass guy.

 

[KattDclaw]

Dat ass!

/me will make you an ass man, at least for a few minutes.

 

[Madwolf023]

Sorry. Can't. I'm already a tits guy through and through. Not that I don't appreciate a good arse.

/stares at Katts arse

 

[KattDclaw]

The ass commands you! OBEY! Dat. Ass.

 

[Madwolf023]

What does the arse want me to do?

 

[KattDclaw]

Um...I dunno...I haven't consulted the ass...

 

[Madwolf023]

Then how can I obey the arse? Now if the tits told me to do something, I wouldn't even hesitate to obey.

 

[KattDclaw]

Well I can only work with what I got.

On that note.

 

[Madwolf023]

Hey I love them all sizes.

But yes. Because Bewbies.

 

[KattDclaw]

Well good. Mah titties say make me a sammich.

 

[Madwolf023]

Yes.

/me goes to make Katt the greatest sandwich on earth using his cooking skills.

Here you go all mighty titties.

/me hands Katt her sandwich.

 

[KattDclaw]

the bewbies are appeased. Aargaglalglglglele!

Not sure why they make that noise.

 

[Madwolf023]

That is an interesting noise.


Is there anything else the bewbies want?

 

[KattDclaw]

World peace? Or total annihilation. It's hard to gauge.

 

[Madwolf023]

I really meant anything else that I could do.

Because I technically could do that shit, but I'm too lazy to.

 

[KattDclaw]

Lazy? Mmm...that sounds good right now. But no...must do a post for Kayne and Roni.

Edit: There we go. The raisin part is just for Aon. I couldn't resist. Just...couldn't.