OOC: Unlimited Pleasure for the Rich and Famous..

[Make_My_Day]

Thank you Shadow.. and we didn't even come to the good part yet

 

[Anakin20]

attendant stands...

And rubs oil on his hands...Merelan's first? Who's second?

 

[Make_My_Day]

Do you need to ask?

 

[Merelan]

Life does not get any better then this....

 

[Anakin20]

I guess not

But a guy likes to hear that two women wouldn't mind his strong hands...

 

[Make_My_Day]

Oooooh god.. Anakin..?!
Did I mention that ...oohhmm... you.. aahhhmm.. your big hands... uuuhmmm.. really.. ooooohhoooohhhm.. really turn me on..?
Ooohmmm.. oh baby!

 

[Anakin20]

Well, then...

Just let me know where to put them, then, and I'll be sure to do it...

Oh, wait, wasn't Merelan first?

 

[Merelan]

Yeah, me first. or do you think he could "handle" both of us at the same time?

 

[Make_My_Day]

don't you have two hands?

 

[Anakin20]

two hands and an unbelievable ability to pleasure two women at once.

 

[doctor_insanus]

Hey!

What's going on around here?

Wait a minute? Are you naked and writhing?

Falls to his knees, hands clasped in prayer

IT WORKED!

 

[doctor_insanus]

He.. and what's with all the anal sex all of a sudden?!

Yeah... bunch of frickin' perverts!

Uh... unless you're interested!

 

[Anakin20]

Yeah

That goes double for me!

*tries to hide the tube of Astroglide*

 

[Merelan]

What did I miss... Anakin, you said you were just giving me a back rub. What is that your hiding there my boy?

Yes Dr. around you my clothes all fall off and I get the desire to writhe and cry out in passion. Any idea what causes this? Or do you need a couple consultations to help me with it?

 

[Anakin20]

Doc

A couple of consultations, Ms. Merelan.

Me? I'm not hiding anything *pulls scrubs down* I have this sensitive instrument that is used to measure moisture. Now, what I'll do is massage your shoulders to loosen them up. The instrument will be used later.

 

[doctor_insanus]

Oh, I have an idea...

However, I would recommend further tests. Misdiagnosis in such cases can have dangerous repercussions!

 

[Merelan]

Oh God, please someone... help me. i have this deep, deep need.

 

[Anakin20]

Doc

I have the instruments to help that deep deep need. Email me if you want...

 

[doctor_insanus]

Looks at Anakin

You're up, sport! Unless you think you might need a few pointers...

Begins taking notes

 

[doctor_insanus]

Re: Doc

I have the instruments to help that deep deep need. Email me if you want...

Uh... Merelan, right?

 

[Anakin20]

Correct

But, I appreciate the offer of help.

First thing I should do is find out the source of the problem. It appears to be this warm, wet hole. I wonder what it tastes like?

 

[Merelan]

Let me lay back so you can examine better. Winking at Dr. Licking lips and eyeing his, writing tool.

 

[Anakin20]

leans her back

adn spreads her legs, clearing seeing that fluid has built up along the lips between her legs.
He gets close and licks at the wetness. Tart, yet sweet, musky, yet delicious.
He writes notes down on his clipboard.

 

[doctor_insanus]

Hey!

Where in the hell did you get that clipboard? That's MY clipboard! Getcher own!

 

[Anakin20]

Wait a sec.

*points to the counter*

There's your clipboard, Doc Nutty. This one is made to feel like a hockey puck, see?