OOC: Unlimited Pleasure for the Rich and Famous..

[Merelan]

Give you rave reviews if I know them like I think I do.

Oh yes, need an internal injection. Anyone "up" for it?

 

[Anakin20]

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Doctor Insanus, I think you should perhaps do the probe of her hole with your measuring stick whilst I continue experimenting with the fluid issue. Perhaps I will have to muffle any sounds from her with my tool.

 

[Merelan]

God Shadie, help me. These two are taking advantage of a poor helpless girl. Trying to hide the wine glass.

 

[doctor_insanus]

(Ahem)

Trades places with Anakin. Studies results of his tests.

Nice work, doctor. Patient is well-prepped.

Suction!

 

[doctor_insanus]

Hey! How in the hell did you get a wine glass... there?!

 

[Merelan]

Anakin put it there, honest! wasn't mine.

 

[Shadie]

I'll see what I can do Merelan tho I may have trouble taking on the two of them.

 

[Anakin20]

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Thank you doctor, please go slowly so we can detail all the activities.

 

[Anakin20]

Nice try

But I don't drink, so it is clearly yours.

 

[Merelan]

What? Damn. Caught again.
What do you do? Help me Shadie, I am feeling faint.

 

[Anakin20]

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My only vice is having sex with women. It's an addiction, but there's no patch.

Yep, no drugs, no alcohol, not a lot of red meat. Redheaded meat, yes....

 

[Shadie]

I run into room "Dr Insanus, Dr Anakin, you are needed in the ER stat, they have an emergency that only you are qualified to deal with."

/me hopes this works

 

[Merelan]

Nothing wrong with that baby. I am not complaining at all. means more sex for us women and more wine. Damn.

 

[Anakin20]

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Go, Doctor Insanus. I'll handle things here. They probably don't need both of us.

 

[Anakin20]

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*discreetly fills Merelan's glass again*

He replaces Dr. Insanus' penis with his fingers again, comparing them with Nurse.

 

[Merelan]

No don't go!!! Hey what are you trying to do?

 

[doctor_insanus]

Damn

It's probably just some guy who lost his gerbil...

Trudges sullenly toward the door

 

[Merelan]

No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Shadie]

Nurse, if you wish I can finish up here for you, those 12 hour shifts are a killer and we don't want you making any mistakes with this delicate exam!!

 

[Merelan]

Hmmm. Shadie, come over here and say that. Tney have me spread wide open and then leave me!!!!!

 

[doctor_insanus]

No no, that's okay. I'll just be out here... alone...

Just me and some guy's pet gerbil.

(sigh)

 

[Anakin20]

Hmmm

Does this mean Shadie becomes a test subject?

"Nurse, go get doctor Insanus back in here, the patient is obviously distressed. Don't bother getting dressed, though."

He tries to cover up his rock hard manhood.

 

[Merelan]

I need my Dr. Please. Don't leave me with this nutty man. he doesn't even drink. Doesn't have any vices even, except sex, which isn't a vice.

 

[Anakin20]

Doctor Insanus....

Please report to the examination room with Nurse...lead her in on your cock if you have to!

 

[Anakin20]

I'm nutty?

I could end this examination right here and now!

Doc Insanus, maybe that gerbil does need attention. Or some kids...