OOC: YOU MIGHT BE A GAMER IF...

[Neale]

Thumbs up for the Rav!

Or any other appropriately erect body part..

 

[Ravenloft]

Thanks for the support you two! It means everything!

*Turning to Necro*

Whats amatter Spade? Nobody love you?!

 

[Neale]

Nudges necro

C'mon, if you weren't at all turned on by this, you wouldn't be here watching, now would you! Fess up, and give the boys their props... they rock.

 

[Renegade]

I was challenged... And.. Well... Though he has his faults... I like Ren... Alot!

*Grits his teeth* What do you mean I've got faults?!? *pulls his cock out of Ravenlofts mouth and pushes him down* Try to find any fault in this! *Flips Raven over onto his hands and knees then pulls down his pants* Let's see how you like being on the receiving end for once? *Grabs Raven by the waist and quickly forces his thick cock deep into the Ravens ass* Muwahahah! *Starts fucking him from behind*

 

[Necromencer2]

Well, Ravenloft, to tell the truth, I am here because this thread is HILARIOUSLY FUNNY!!! I mean, its so fucking amusing!!!

 

[Ravenloft]

Ow! Fucker! Ow! LUBRICATION! Ow! GETOFFAME!!! OW!

*Trying to crawl away.*

 

[KillerMuffin]

I've got some analeze baby, or would you prefer KY?

 

[Ravenloft]

I'd prefer slow romance!

GET YOUR FUCKING COCK OUT OF MY ASS REN!

 

[Renegade]

You know you like it! *starts thrusting into you faster* I'm into the rough stuff, you know?

 

[Ravenloft]

Well, I'm not!

*Taking Muff's advice and clocking you with an elbow!*

In the immortal words of Wesley... "Gently.."

 

[Renegade]

*Grins* Okay then.... wimp. *Starts thrusting into Ravenloft slower then before, letting the cry baby get used to the size of the cock in his ass* There, that better?

 

[Ravenloft]

Ah! A little... I could still use some lub though my lover...

 

[Renegade]

Okay then. *Pulls out cock then grabs some KY from Muff. Uses that to lubricate his cock a little before slowly pushing it back into Raven* How's that, dear?

 

[Ravenloft]

*Moaning*

Oooh, yes Ren! Feels good now baby!

 

[Necromencer2]

Announcer appearance

*dons a tux, grabs a microphone and plugs it in*

*mumbling* testing...1..2..3..good

*Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the second round of "You Might Be a Gamer If..". You may have noticed that this threads content is nothing like what the title suggests, so if you don't like insulting, sweaty and cock locking sex..THEN GET THE FUCK OUT!!! Excuse my frech...In one corner..err..I mean on top, we have..Renegade! And on the bottem, we have...Ravenloft! Give them a big hand folks...thank you thank you. Now enjoy the show!

*steps out of the "ring"*

 

[crystalhunting]

Yep...I'm a gamer allright.




CH

 

[Ravenloft]

OOC: For your reading pleasure, enjoy.

 

[silverwolf]

MISTRESS!!

Everquest huh, i used to play that, well actually (starts twitching)
I need my crak,crak,crak,crak, (falls over ont he floor twitching) _roomate enters_ Holy crap dude here hold on. (grinds up emergency everquest evolution cd's into a powder and proceeds to shove the dust in my nose) (i stop twitching) "thx man i needed that." now then where was i ,, ah yes. What server do you play on . cause i have 47 ranger on tribunal and a 40 enchanter on firona vie. ALSO i love the name mathias whoeevrs that was. I loved the redwall series.