OOC: YOU MIGHT BE A GAMER IF...

Popcorn, anyone?

*pats seat beside him on convenient couch*
"Have a seat, Muff? Got some fresh popcorn right here... looks like the show is about to start!"
 
*unzips his pants and lets them drop to the floor* You know what to do, Ravenloft. Get to work!!! *thinking he needs to see a shrink sooner or later*

:D
 
Oh, no! Remove 5 pts for poor choice of words, effendi!

Never, ever talk about dropping pants and shrinks in the same sentence...

;)
 
Yummy popcorn. Yeah, poor choice of words with the shrink thing. So the score is what, Ravenloft 5, Renegade -5? Or does Ravenloft get points for grabbing his cajones, showing some courage, and going first?
 
I'm here for this one! *plops on the couch next to the other two with Muffin in between*
I've got Whoppers and licorice whips.
*settles in for the show... takes out dollar bills*
 
At's alright, I'm used to his abusive tongue...

*Said with a wink.*

*Slipping Ren's underwear down to reveil his latino heat.*

*Tenderly massaging it to life so that I may clasp the head of it between my lips.*

*Looking up as I take his cock into my mouth with an "ahum!" sound.*
 
*wolf whistles* GO RAVENLOFT!!!! *more whistling and a standing ovation*

My money is on Ravenloft, Rennypoo is gonna pooh pooh out.
 
*flashes back in and plops onto the couch* no way in hell am i missing a good, free yaoi show!!! *grinning happily as she steals a handful of poppycorn*
 
*Moving my mouth dilligently along the dark flesh of Ren's shaft with small mph sounds at each forward push of my lips.*
 
*wishing she hadn't left her panasonic at home*

damn you guys are hot... *licks her lips and leans forward, smiling a little*
 
Fah! Fat's fhat fhe fed!

*With a slippery cock between your lips you speak only in vowels...*
 
MPH noises?????????

*Sucking down* Vroooom vroooooom!

Oh my gawd! *laughing hysterically and smacking Ravey cause he made me snort and it hurts!!!!*
 
*is having a hard time not jumping on them herself* nnnn... Muffkill please, just sit back and enjoy the show *begging her*
 
Mmmph sounds Muffin! Sheesh!

*Taking all of Ren's gorgeous cock into my mouth, resting my tongue along the under side of his shaft, sucking slowly at his hardness.*
 
Hehehe. Ravenloft you are the man. I knew Ren would chicken out. Whatdo I get?
 
We have a winner!

Ravenloft has taken the crown as ballsiest cocksucker around! Hoody-hoo!

Still, Renegade got one hell of a consolation prize!
 
Oh yeah!?!

Try to sneak the title past me while I'm not online huh? We'll see about that! *Grabs Ravenlofts head and starts thrusting madly into his mouth* Take it, bitch! *Pushing the cock head till it reaches deep into his mouth before pulling back just to shove it back in just as hard*

Never think I'd back out of a challenge. ;)
 
* staring at the "ring" and muttering something about this being just coincidence*

Well, can someone please tell me how a VERY brief lapse in posting just so Icould do some cruising on SRP escalates to a cocksucking competiton between two guys who were a few minutes ago just "kidding around" *Dr. Evil sarcasim fingers*
 
What a surprise cum-back from Renegade!

Don't count the Ren-man out yet, sports fans... Looks like he has awakened from sleep to find himself way behind... don't know how he can ever catch Rav's commanding lead for the title, but we all know that Renegade is one devious dude... anything could happen... and probably will!
 
I was challenged... And.. Well... Though he has his faults... I like Ren... Alot!

Come on, Muff... Neale... Defend my display of homo-erotic writing already!!!
 
*leaping to her feet and repeatedly thrusting her fist in the air Arsenio Style* HOOO! HOOO! HOOO! HOOO! HOOO!
 
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