OPEN CASTING CALL: Treasure Hunters

[The GrandMage]

Oh, yeah, knock on our name, ya Bilge Rat.

Your ship's named for stagnating water gathering in it's underbelly. There's a great image. Who'd want to join a ship who's very name sounds as if it's getting ready to sink?

Why not name it the S.S. Garbage Barge? And speaking of which, what the hell does 'S.S.' stand for? 'Steamship'? ' Stupid Slobs'? Maybe you should make it the N.M. Bilge Water, since it's "Not Manned."

Ha ha!
Oh, and I added a bit to my character, if anyone cares, which you shouldn't. Blah blah blah, look at GM babble. Blah blah blah.

 

[Why]

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[The GrandMage]

Aye, Preach. 'Ere ya go.

Well, I bes' be gettin' ta lookin' at the new cannoneers. Bloody landlubbers. Wish a few 'ad 'ad the heart to stick around. Mutinous bastards.

 

[Sweetp4u]

LMAO you two behave! We're not settin any sails for awhile now, go see the fine young things at the Tavern.


Still seeking a female and male to join Pooh's ship.. Course GM might be sent to the other side due to similarities of a certain sort on the OTHER ship...

 

[The GrandMage]

Arrgh, I'll not be bottled up with those Bilge Rats on their sinkin' little longboat. I'd rather join up with the Royal Arseholes again. And they'd probably 'ave me 'anged fer what I did.

An' I never said we were settin' sails. I'd be a fine thing if our canonneers 'ad to be told what to do in an emergency.

*Goes into town to take care of some business. Because the capt'n is gettin' a wee bit touchy.*

 

[Sweetp4u]

*chuckles* Damn I am good at that

If there isn't one way to quiet GM, it's threatening him with walkin' the plank

 

[DeliciousMaiden]

*signing up for some Bilge ... if you'll "have" me ... repeatedly preferably! <lol>

Leia had the misfortune to be abducted by pirates at the tender age of 19 and was most creatively raped and taken outrageous advantage of ...

Unwilling to return to the Puritanical onshore existance, Leia since became one of the gang (*bang*) and will do just about anything for the oh-so-suave-and-overwhelmingly-evil Captain Thomas Delaine.

OK ... so she's "only" a girl, but now just shy of 21, Leia can swing a cutlass and fire a pistol with the best and worst of 'em.
And that's not the only trick she's turned/learned since she "joined up"!

Of course, the advantage is that when required she can pose as the "oh-so-sweet girlie" who the good guys fall over themselves to save... only to find themselves in very deep and stagnant water, discovering the set up all to late!
And she would be the perfect lil soul for a preacher to try to save.
But of course she's way past redemption and would rather have a high old time being a VERY BAD girl!

Not sure if this is what you want but ... I'm open to offers ...

::ggls::

DM x

 

[Sweetp4u]

DM!!!!!! *pouncing hugs* You saved me! *sniffles*

Welcome aboard.. well the OTHER ship.. mind you that captain is a smoothe talker and a naughty flirt.. And his little friend with the parrot is equally bad

You should fit right in! hehe

Thank you very much saved my bottom!

 

[DeliciousMaiden]

*Does she dare post a visual right under a moderator's nose?*

Welll...err... yssss !

::ggls::

Soooo ... spank me ... I am playing a baddie after all!

DM x

 

[Sweetp4u]

LOL Ash doesn't swing that way missy! Besides I have a feeling to spank Miss Leia would only encourage her more!

 

[DeliciousMaiden]

*huggles*

::naughty giggles::

You are soo welcome ... looking forward to being a baddie.

Did I mention that my charrie is oh-so-turned on by evil?

::smiles sweetly::

Thanks for the invite!

Mari x

 

[DeliciousMaiden]

*swinging time*

::climbs up the rigging to spy for evil guys!::

Whhhohhooo....

Now that is the kind of swinging I prefer!!

Mari x

 

[The GrandMage]

There only be one good guy in this here thread, girly.

All pirates be mean, greedy bastards. And I'll sink yer water-filled ship tha moment it's in range ta prove it.

That good guy be ol' Horatio o'er there, wishing he 'ad as much a crew as yer leaky li'le longboat. Ya landlubbing bilge rats.

 

[Sweetp4u]

GM SHUT UP! *gags*

Bad gunner! Bad! Now go to your cell!

lmao


We need a man! ANY MEN OUT THERE??????? We need another male for pooh's crew and a delectible (dont correct my spellin ) woman to run the tavern/brothel!

 

[Graybread]

Sounds like fun.

Wondering, could ya use another mate?
Good guy, bad guy, ugly guy, either ship.

 

[The GrandMage]

*removes gag, rolls eyes, and moves on ta town*

 

[Sweetp4u]

Welcome Gray we do indeed need more pirates If you are willing? Pooh's ship needs one more (at the least)

More British officers is possible.

Constable needed. Tavern owner

Snitch, A combination? Etc.

 

[Graybread]

Welcome Gray we do indeed need more pirates If you are willing? Pooh's ship needs one more (at the least)

More British officers is possible.

Constable needed. Tavern owner

Snitch, A combination? Etc.

Kewl, give me some time to work up a bio.

 

[DeliciousMaiden]

<<perk>>

Mate???

Did somebody say MATE!!??!!

DM x

 

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[Sweetp4u]

*prudish uptight capt'n speaking on PA system*

There will be no talk of lips on MY SHIP! that is all..

Danged pervs

GM You are a bad influence!

*pulls out the broom handle wedged*

 

[DeliciousMaiden]

*blushes and opens wide innocent eyes to the preacher*

How long do you have though?

.... As to lips ... mine can do so much more than confess ... would you like me to show you ...?

::ggls::
DM x

 

[The GrandMage]

*is in town, so he can't reply or tell the captain there's no PA system in the 1600s.*

 

[DeliciousMaiden]

*laffs*

Oooppps....

DM

 

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