Opposite Day

[Macdaddy23]

I was born on a motorcycle.

 

[Gracie29]

That did not make me laugh so hard

I am completely offended.

(Snort!!!!!!!!!!!)

 

[Domsheena]

I am completely offended.

(Snort!!!!!!!!!!!)

Not again

(hubby thinks i´m mad laughing alone)

 

[Gracie29]

Not again

(hubby thinks i´m mad laughing alone)

Laughing is bad for the soul!

(Aww, hon, half the free world already thinks I'm mad )

 

[litpervgrrl]

Full of pure, wholesome thoughts.

 

[Gracie29]

Full of pure, wholesome thoughts.

*nods* I am, too. I've never even had sex.

 

[poetboy]

*nods* I am, too. I've never even had sex.

What is sex?

 

[Gracie29]

What is sex?

I have no idea, but it sounds yucky.

 

[poetboy]

I have no idea, but it sounds yucky.

people say it´s dirty....I guess you´ve to wash your hands afterwards..

 

[Horus_rules]

I would not need "One more drink" if "my Grace is gone"

 

[Gracie29]

I have absolutely no energy tonight and am dangerously close to falling asleep.

 

[Horus_rules]

I have absolutely no energy tonight and am dangerously close to falling asleep.

I would hate to have to talk to you to keep you awake. You are sooooo boring.

 

[mrjdoedevil]

i hate lit

 

[Domsheena]

I hate you

 

[Horus_rules]

I hate you

I loathe the very thought of you!
kiss: )

 

[Macdaddy23]

I despise tits

 

[Gracie29]

I despise tits

I'm titless and witless.

 

[candiman40]

I enjoy my allergies so much I wish I could have them year round !!

 

[Domsheena]

I loathe the very thought of you!
kiss: )

When i see you... well my insides turn and i just want to hurl....

( )

 

[Macdaddy23]

I'm titless and witless.

I have a Rolex.

 

[Domsheena]

I have a Rolex.

I don´t have a Tag Heuer

 

[Gracie29]

I'm not a sucker for jewelry.

 

[Domsheena]

I am not a diamond girl at all......

 

[Gracie29]

I loathe diamonds. If anyone tried to give me one, I'd turn up my nose.

 

[Macdaddy23]

I loathe diamonds. If anyone tried to give me one, I'd turn up my nose.

I put a diamond in your belly button.