Opposite Day

Macdaddy23 said:
I want to hit Horus on the head with the Guinness bottle.
I want shove this bottle up Macdaddy's ass! Macdaddy is not one smooth talking teddy who likes girls at all. I think he is very gay, just like me.
 
Gracie29 said:
That is not the least bit intimidating.
That hand does not also give incredible back massages.

I do not have to get up and get busy staining the deck, mowing the yard, finishing some landscaping and can lay around and flirt with two lovely ladies all day long.

I will not check this thread later on or ever again.
 
I didn't just find out that your name means: N.A.T.Z.Y.N.A.T.: Nocturnal Amorous Temptress Zealously Yielding Naughty Affection and Touches!

That is in no way hot!
 
Horus_rules said:
Good cause dirty little whores are not welcome here ;) They do not need spankings!

i don't need spanking right now...and i don't need good sex either
 
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