Opposite Day

[Macdaddy23]

I don't have the hots for any woman on this !

 

[Domsheena]

No one likes anyone on here

 

[poetboy]

these ladies are simply turn-offs

 

[Macdaddy23]

these ladies are simply turn-offs

German Jack Sparrow

 

[poetboy]

German Jack Sparrow

when I´m sexually aroused and want to cool down then I go to the threads to read and see our ladies....

 

[Gracie29]

when I´m sexually aroused and want to cool down then I go to the threads to read and see our ladies....

I would totally throw a bucket of ice water on you to help you cool down.

 

[poetboy]

I would totally throw a bucket of ice water on you to help you cool down.

not necessary, Gracie...looking at you is more than enough to be turned-off

 

[Gracie29]

not necessary, Gracie...looking at you is more than enough to be turned-off

I knew it!!

 

[poetboy]

I knew it!!

it seems to be the first time in your life you know something...your teachers at school only heard "I don´t know" the whole time...thus now you clean at Harvard instead of studying there!

 

[Gracie29]

it seems to be the first time in your life you know something...your teachers at school only heard "I don´t know" the whole time...thus now you clean at Harvard instead of studying there!

That did NOT get a snort out of me!

 

[Macdaddy23]

That did NOT get a snort out of me!

Gracie had come out of the bathroom after doing my best friend!

 

[poetboy]

That did NOT get a snort out of me!

I´m very interested to hear or better smell these snorts coming out of your derriere!

 

[poetboy]

Gracie had come out of the bathroom after doing my best friend!

I didn´t know you have gay friends...and Gracie only fished his false teeth out of the urinal for him and put them into his mouth again!

 

[Macdaddy23]

I didn´t know you have gay friends...and Gracie only fished his false teeth out of the urinal for him and put them into his mouth again!

My name isn't Will.

 

[Horus_rules]

I did not enjoy a cetain Text message at work today and it did not make me smile!

 

[Daizie]

I really hate Fridays.

 

[cliteatingman]

I'd hate...

... to be eating Daizie's pussy right now!

 

[Horus_rules]

Domsheena did not wake me up last night with a YIM. I am not sorry that I missed her.

 

[Domsheena]

Domsheena did not wake me up last night with a YIM. I am not sorry that I missed her.

I would never do such a thing and I am always glad i never see him....

 

[Horus_rules]

My stupid YIM message did not change on it's own and was not supposed to say "sleeping zzzzzzzzz!" and did not wake me up with Audrey Hepburn saying "I don't bute, you know ... unless it's called for." from the movie Charade. You can not find other great lines on this link: http://www.carygrant.net/wavs/charade.html

 

[Horus_rules]

I am not awake with 7 more minutes to go before my alarm goes off! I hope you all have a terrible day. I hope today is just like yesterday at work! It was a fun day.

 

[Domsheena]

I am happy no one is here.... sometimes i love real life

 

[Gracie29]

*shakes head* I'm not here.

 

[dc_guy]

I don't find the name "gracie" adorably sexy at all.

 

[Gracie29]

I don't blush wildly everytime someone says somethin' like that.