Opposite Day

[dc_guy]

Thank goodness... because I think blushing girls aren't cute at all...

 

[Gracie29]

I don't snort in the most unladylike fashion, either - nearly everytime I laugh. Nope, not me!

 

[dc_guy]

Hahaha .. .that is not adorable at all. I mean totally horrible. I'm disgusted.

 

[Gracie29]

*nods* It's my secret weapon to scare people away

 

[dc_guy]

It would definitely work on me... I'd be scared shitless. Would not want to get closer to you at all as a result.

 

[Gracie29]

I think you shouldn't look at my profile pic to see how beautiful I am before making that decision

 

[dc_guy]

mmmmm yum

 

[Gracie29]

I am NOT snorting my ass OFF right now!!!

(Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!!!)

 

[dc_guy]

good -- i hate making women laugh

 

[Gracie29]

You should. It's a complete turn-off, actually. Women hate laughing.

 

[dc_guy]

Yeah, laughing in bed really ruins the mood and makes sex not more fun at all...

 

[Gracie29]

*nods* It's good if you're laughin' AT your partner, though.

 

[dc_guy]

Now I'M not laughing my head off...

 

[Domsheena]

I am not sitting on my bed.... not comfortable enough to sleep

 

[Golden_Silence]

I'm glad I'm sitting here and not helping her move etc...

 

[Vail_Indigo]

I am very happy the girl who bartends on Tuesday's is straight and I really wish she'd stop wearing miniskirts.
I despise a woman with gorgeous legs.

NOR do I want to rip her tights off.

Definitely not.

And I am not at all willing to pleasure her on the bar to the other customer's enjoyment.

I would not do such a thing.

(hmm...I'm not sure if thats an opposite or not...)

 

[poetboy]

I wish a rotten evening to each one....

 

[Domsheena]

Same to you and i hate you being here....

 

[poetboy]

Same to you and i hate you being here....

I´ll stay as far from you as possible...thus I mustn´t hear your hatred words...

 

[Gracie29]

I'm not at all happy that I'm heading to the beach this week.

<--- I'm not doin' the happy dance.

 

[poetboy]

I'm not at all happy that I'm heading to the beach this week.

<--- I'm not doin' the happy dance.

I hope a big wave makes wet all your things at the beach...

 

[Domsheena]

I hate that the beach is 5 mins walk from my house... and i hate the fact i have a pool with a dolphin in the bottom lol

 

[Macdaddy23]

I hate pools.

 

[Domsheena]

I love Mondays......

 

[hipskid77]

Hooray for celibacy!