Oral History

[sirhugs]

yeah, senior sex turns emap off (or is she kidding?)

but, if there's an audience...

sort of reversing the Candy Striper scenario

instead of the gal AT the seniors home, how about a scenario where a senior, or group of seniors, are brought into a school, to spend time with those kids whose own grandparents died before they were born & never spent time around older people. They are to spend time with them, learn about the past, record their oral histories, all as part of a senior class project.

Is it one of the kids or one of the seniors who fails to understand what "oral history" means?

 

[JMaxwell69]

At first, I thought where you were going with this was that one of the young men happens to be assigned to a woman who spent most of her working life as a prostitute.

The kid for once takes a real interest in a lesson and, in the process, receives an education that will serve him well for the rest of his life.

It might or might not involve actual intercourse with the lady. However, some form of "hands-on" lessons to complement her stories would likely make for a more engaging story.

Perhaps, the young man soon after has his first intercourse with a girlfriend and is able to be a vastly more skilled lover because of the lessons learned.

 

[snoopercharmbrights]

yeah, senior sex turns emap off (or is she kidding?) ...

Definitely kidding.

... instead of the gal AT the seniors home, how about a scenario where a senior, or group of seniors, are brought into a school, to spend time with those kids whose own grandparents died before they were born & never spent time around older people. ...

Sort of Rent-a-granny?

 

[emap]

rent a granny, I laughed I did I swear. We have a company here called rent a maid and I instantly thought of that and instead of mexican woman who talk fast it is old women who clean your house, and probably say things like my god young man, what would your mother say if she saw this mess. and so forth.

Which I do not know I suppose would make for an interesting story, older woman who has to work and gets a job in a maid service, except she gets all the horny men, who make passes and try to coax her into their bed.

 

[sirhugs]

rent a granny, I laughed I did I swear. We have a company here called rent a maid and I instantly thought of that and instead of mexican woman who talk fast it is old women who clean your house, and probably say things like my god young man, what would your mother say if she saw this mess. and so forth.

Which I do not know I suppose would make for an interesting story, older woman who has to work and gets a job in a maid service, except she gets all the horny men, who make passes and try to coax her into their bed.

I like this, except that she's the willing seductress of the horny twenty something nerdy virgins still living in mom's basement.

 

[NASCARaddicted]

interesting idea.

One of the grandpas talks to this 18 year old girl about her oral history. I guess, she misunderstands him on purpose. Maybe she wants to make fun of him, or maybe she wants to provoke him. Or maybe she just likes to talk about oral sex.

Anyway, she starts like: "My first oral was in the back of a Chevy. I hardly knew the guy. A few days later, there was this party and 2 guys wanted oral. I tried, but I couldn't take both their pricks in my mouth, so I swapped blowing them after a few seconds. And both came at the same time. My mouth was so full of cum ... since that day they call me Blowjob Queen"
She grins naughtily at the old man.
The old man replies "You talk the talk, but can you walk the walk ? Prove it. Let's go to a restroom and see if you are really so good when it comes to blowjobs. Don't worry. I think once you see what I have in my pants, you wont be disappointed."

 

[JMaxwell69]

...
Anyway, she starts like: "My first oral was in the back of a Chevy. I hardly knew the guy. A few days later, there was this party and 2 guys wanted oral. I tried, but I couldn't take both their pricks in my mouth, so I swapped blowing them after a few seconds. And both came at the same time. My mouth was so full of cum ... since that day they call me Blowjob Queen"

I like the line: "If you want some real historical oral try sucking off a World War II vet."

 

[NASCARaddicted]

I like the line: "If you want some real historical oral try sucking off a World War II vet."

Great idea. Thats a really cool line.

Oh, but by the way: I just checked with Wikipedia, and there are still 5 vets alive that fought (4 verified, 1 not verified) in WW 1. They are all between 106 and 110 years old ...

However, the WW 2 vet gave me another idea. The main story could be about how he gets his dick sucked in the senior home, by this young slut. And then (maybe as a sequel) he can tell her about his experiences in WW2. Once he managed to survive Omaha Beach, he and his comrads marched towards Germany. They walked through many french cities. The french people are more then happy that the US Army arrived, because all the german soldieres that surpressed them ran away. Especially the french women want to give the GIs a favour or two ... (by the way: here in Germany, "doing it the french way" means "oral sex").
Finally, they reach Germany. Most people are happy to see the GIs, because they know they will be treated fair by the US-Army. They heard many bad rumours about how the Russians treat german civilians, because the Russians seek revenge for the crimes the Germans did when they invaded Russia.
The GIs on the other side are fair - and they bring new exciting, rare stuff like chocolate, bubble gum and nylon tights. So as a reward, they do blowjobs. Also: many german men died during the war, and so the german women (or Frauleins, how the GIs call them) are in need of some cock ...

And then,

 

[JMaxwell69]

An 18 year old sucking off an 110 year old. I'm afraid he'd be turned inside out in the process.

 

[snoopercharmbrights]

... I just checked with Wikipedia, and there are still 5 vets alive that fought (4 verified, 1 not verified) in WW 1. They are all between 106 and 110 years old ...

Sadly one seems to have died since you looked, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_surviving_veterans_of_World_War_I lists only three plus one.

... (by the way: here in Germany, "doing it the french way" means "oral sex") ...

Also in the UK.

Now when you consider the list of survivors, one is a woman ...

 

[snoopercharmbrights]

An 18 year old sucking off an 110 year old. I'm afraid he'd be turned inside out in the process.

Yes - but what a way to go ...

 

[emap]

Yeah I agree, though personally I think I would want to go during a gangbang.

They are fun shush over there.

 

[NASCARaddicted]

not exactly the same, but ...

when I was in the Army (only the 10 months of compulsory military service), our Sergeant once said to us young guys:

"I will make you fit. So fit, that once you are 80, you can still bang an 18 year old chick"
The buddy next to me said "So, and once we are 90, we can bang a 19 year old chick"
"Yes, sure, I make you superfit"
"And once we are 100, we can bang a 10 year old" said my buddy laughing
The sergeant looked surprised "What the fuck ???"

 

[JMaxwell69]

not exactly the same, but ...

when I was in the Army (only the 10 months of compulsory military service), our Sergeant once said to us young guys:

"I will make you fit. So fit, that once you are 80, you can still bang an 18 year old chick"
The buddy next to me said "So, and once we are 90, we can bang a 19 year old chick"
"Yes, sure, I make you superfit"
"And once we are 100, we can bang a 10 year old" said my buddy laughing
The sergeant looked surprised "What the fuck ???"

That is hilarious in a disturbing kind of way.

 

[JMaxwell69]

Yeah I agree, though personally I think I would want to go during a gangbang.

They are fun shush over there.

Just give us some warning when you are ready to go. Eager or not, it's difficult to reconcile 100's of people's schedules.

 

[NASCARaddicted]

talking about oral history of a vet - what about this:

the girl gives the Vet a nice blowjob. Once she is finished, he looks at her with a somewhat surprised look and says "Your face and your blowjob technic seems familiar to me. Tell me, what was your mothers maiden name.

"Well, her maiden name was 'Swallow'

"Helen Swallow ? I think I know her. She gave me a few blowjobs in the 70s, 80s and 90s. And her mother, your grandmother, is named Susan Upthebutt, right ? She gave me a few blowjob in the 40s, 50s and 60s ...

 

[JMaxwell69]

Tell me, what is the national origin of the name "Upthebutt". I thought, perhaps, Germanic, but then it would be more like "Upinzeebootin"