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*Handing G.R. an Amrbrosia Martini.*

Here you go, sweetie. I like the way the light reflects off the liquid, don't you? A cool iridescent passion fruit orange color meld.
 
I like. I think it goes well with the silicous lava effect. I feel much better now..

*sip, sip* MMMMmmmmm.............


I feel a nice round of twister coming on, but I need to get that fun, dancing, rubber chicken hologram to stop playing for Scylis before he flips out and trys to kill it. :)
 
*walks in with a handfull of broken circuitry and pulled wires*
too late...

i promise i'll fix it, though
 
Yes, you will!

I can't wait to see this. You'll be throwing tools around before you know it....

Come on and play twister.

Funboy??? Mischka??? Lavey???

Slut whore, from a paralell universe???

Come play with Gretchie mama.
 
Where are we playing Twister? If it's in the UN Nipple Room, then I place my lips on the Swedish nipple over by the mini bar.
 
Nipple twister, eh? a "twist" on an old favorite........let me spin the wheel.....

SHIT, I always get the pregnant scandinavian..... left hand on the udder........AGAIN.

hey G...spin the wheel.....
 
*spin*

theigh meat!

Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Right hand, grab and squeeze!
 
G.........I'm very close to Lav's knee pit......I'm feeling weak!

oh my....

I better adjourn to the Velvet Throne to watch the festivities from afar....you girls keep it up.... I'm going to do my best Hef impersonation......
 
Mischka said:
What is the name of your room, Lavender? I say that all the men are required to wear those furry Russian hats...and nothing else. :D
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How about a furry Russian condom? It can get cold in those rooms. Brrrr!
 
Welcome to the Funhouse, Indy.........I am Mr. Roark, your host.

We have steaks burning (and tofu burning, YACK) in the corner of the main hall.....there's a mini-bar in the World Nipple room......and
we have crisco twister going on in the study. Feel free to roam about and mingle with whomever you see....

If you see Dillinger, pinch him on the ass....
 
Yes, We have sucked another hapless victim in, using reverse welcoming....

You should get a drink before you temp lav with that thing.

Funlove, You can get weak. It builds stamina.... You know...

Knee pit, knee pit,
Oh how I love thee!
Knee Pit, knee pit,
Don't you see?

You saved my marriage
Can't you hear me when I beckon?
Thanks to you my friend,
I can fuck my wife's pussy for more than three seconds! ;)
 
<chuckles at G.R.>

"Wow 3 seconds cna be a long time."

<grins evilly>
 
InternationalFunboy said:
Welcome to the Funhouse, Indy.........I am Mr. Roark, your host.

We have steaks burning (and tofu burning, YACK) in the corner of the main hall.....there's a mini-bar in the World Nipple room......and
we have crisco twister going on in the study. Feel free to roam about and mingle with whomever you see....

If you see Dillinger, pinch him on the ass....
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Tofu? Aarrgghh!! I can't stand ... well ... maybe if it's first dipped in Crisco. And somebody already pinched me on the ass, with some very greasy fingers, too!
 
And apparently we have spoken word in the amphitheatre!

The truth, knee pits are sensitive, right? I mean it would be a real thrill to be licked there.........anyone?
 
I said you could, but it'd tickle so I may thrash about and scream with glee.
 
Hello all! Reverend Lixalot is back in the house......

I tried this at Laurel's party but had no takers.....who wants to do belly-button tequila shots??
 
Damn the drunk turtle! I knew it would come to this. Alas. Bring me lass! Long hair, big tits. Hey Lavy... come here babe...
 
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I don't think i've ever done belly button shots, so I am only as game as a pheasant.
 
Well, lay down and I'll pour up some takillya in your belly......sprinkle a pinch of salt .....uh.....somewhere and you can hold this lime in your mouth.....

damn it......maybe we should do this in the gravity room?
Everyone be on the lookout for the floating tequila globs!
 
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