Orbital Funhouse!

Gifted I am, but truely unable to tolerate tempuratures exceeding that which can be sought on this plot.
 
The gravity binds and releases a tension between us that soon will be spewed into a mass of underterminable class, for at last we now will float here in the room made of glass.
 
I think there is a certain slave that needs to get his sickle and head off to serve his opressor.

There is another slave that needs to get his hoe, and head to his masters garden. :)
 
I just discovered that agents of the Ancient Illuminated Roosters of Cooperia are controlling us with their Orbital Mind-Control Lasers which are imbedded in the walls of the orbital fun house as part of their master plan to take over the world's egg production.
 
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OOHHH the rhyme game..

tater tots
hot shots on little cots
strawberry cherry spots
decepticons and Autobots!

crass
bill blass
roll up some more grass
and a pinch on the bum for my favorite hotass! ;-)
 
*lol* Dillenger........ No! That is just the remnants of the dancing rubber chicken hollogram that Scylis tried to kill, sending out false information, directly planted in your memory. You are just it's only 'victim unawares'. The rest of us are on to it, so it leaves us alone.
 
G.R. said:
I think there is a certain slave that needs to get his sickle and head off to serve his opressor.

There is another slave that needs to get his hoe, and head to his masters garden. :)

Which ho do you mean? Lots of ho's round here... *grin*
 
*loud banging and clanking is heard coming from the holosuite in the distance*

owwwwwwww!!! damnit!! where's that fucking hydrospanner?!?

*CLAAAAANK*

fucking...!!!!

*wham wham wham wham*

ok, so i got Tab A, and this is Slot B, so WHY THE FUCK DON'T YOU FIT TOGETHER?!? sonova..!!
 
:)

I was moved by that funboy. I am not the same woman I once was.

Here let me move you....

Get into your rent a car.
Drive your sweet ass very far.
You can drive all day and all night and all day.
Hey hey hey hey

So if you dare and aren't afraid
You can have it made in the shade
In a state that isn't submerged under 3 ft of water....
teeter totter. :)
 
i was hanging around at my slave post, but I heard all the commotion in here and decided to check it out....
I'm a bit lippy for a servant.....and hard to grab with all this aqua lube all over me...

greasy twister is fun!

hey G i think some of the other girls are shy.........or scared of lav (psss...)
so pinch Dillinger on the ass to get things going ;-)
 
Scylis, that is the fibrifugal terminator. You need to swap that wire with that wire and you'll be all set.........

Well, except for all of that over there........


*parts, screws, more parts, bolts, parts, motherboard panel, more parts....sit scattered on the floor.*


See that. What is all that?
 
tater tots eaten in yachts
hot shots on little cots with with a bottle of apple motts
strawberry cherry spots on a can of labatts
deceptions and Autobots! give me the hots

crass as last year's senior class
bill blass gives too much sass
roll up some more grass before they fire the tear gass
and a pinch on the bum for my favorite hotass!
Just don't go jumping through the safety glass...
 
Nice Dill, your talents are unbound!



Not gonna happen funboy!
I have a thing for Dillinger's friend Gnufi, not Dillinger.

Where is Gnufi? I want my big penis man!
 
damned if i know, Gretchie... now, if this was a ship, then, hell, i'd have it up and purring like a kitty in no time!

*scratches head*

are you SURE that's what the directions say?

*looks at diagram*
...

*turns it 180º*
aahh..
ok, that explains a few things!
 
tater tots eaten in yachts with tequila shots
hot shots on little cots with with a bottle of apple motts and some bubbly ToTTs
strawberry cherry spots on a can of labatts drinking it down while my horse trots
deceptions and Autobots! give me the hots not the snots

crass as last year's senior class top brass
bill blass gives too much sass to a lass
roll up some more grass before they fire the tear gass into that lake at the bass
and a pinch on the bum for my favorite hotass!
Just don't go jumping through the safety glass...
go out farther for this long pass!
 
Scylis, that's it, now just stuff it in there really hard, and move it around a bit, and it'll come to you!

I am going to make a late dinner now......
 
*reminder to my slave*
you have some work to do in our thread, sweetie
 
tater tots eaten in yachts with tequila shots to turn up the watts
hot shots on little cots with with a bottle of apple motts and some bubbly ToTTs while drawing lots
strawberry cherry spots on a can of labatts drinking it down while my horse trots in vacant lots
deceptions and Autobots! give me the hots not the snots while doing squats

crass as last year's senior class top brass is quite a contrast
bill blass gives too much sass to a lass to surpass
roll up some more grass before they fire the tear gas into that lake at the bass swimming through the pass
and a pinch on the bum for my favorite hotass!
Just don't go jumping through the safety glass...
go out farther for this long pass!
And catch it at Catholic Mass...
 
ok, ok.. so i was distracted when i was doing that post.. SHEEEEEESH!!!

sounds like you need more spankings!
 
peeks in through the air lock...

um.... by any chance you wouldn't happen to have a clear dome on top of this sentual sattilite?










would ya? :D


oh.... yea.... i brought this..... kind of a house warming gift... ;)
 
Well, get your booty in here. You have to go through the decompression chamber, but it won't hurt. You may feel a slight numbness of the ears afterward, but that is it. :)

Thanks for the lava lamp. Mischka is going to want to mount this hot little thing and have it bubble her way to glee dom.
 
you selling tickets to that show? sign me up for one, front row center!!
 
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