ORP......... UK House of FUN!!!!

[malice_UK]

Wanders in..

More awake than i have been for the last month.... (dont know why)

Evening all

 

[Nemasis Enforcer]

Hi Malice

Im more nervous then I have been for ages, got an interview for a job today, got to go to it well Friday Morning I should say, lol

 

[malice_UK]

Hi Malice

Im more nervous then I have been for ages, got an interview for a job today, got to go to it well Friday Morning I should say, lol

Well hope it goes well for ya.....

Whats the job??

 

[Nemasis Enforcer]

I'll tell you when I know, lol

All I know its some night job, watchman or something along those lines, will get told the exact details when I have my interview.

bloody 1am Friday morning I have the intervew still they have to make sure we can stay up I guess, lol

 

[malice_UK]

How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?

Just found this and had to share... Its from a Techy site.. and the thread gets so typical.. it actually follows the joke....

Linkage

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to move it to the Lighting section
2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

 

[malice_UK]

I'll tell you when I know, lol

All I know its some night job, watchman or something along those lines, will get told the exact details when I have my interview.

bloody 1am Friday morning I have the intervew still they have to make sure we can stay up I guess, lol

Thats just evil.. mixxing interview nerves with sleep deprevation.....

 

[Nemasis Enforcer]

lol, don't need to tell me Malice

Shaking already lol

 

[Miss_Shy_Newcastle]

Comes down stairs to see what all the groaning is about
Bloody hell msn what have you done!!!

Hi Horny!

I've pulled a muscle in my back - really painful!

Think I should go lie on my bed - night all!

 

[Nemasis Enforcer]

Night MSN

 

[xxxyz]

anyone still up? thought not

hope you're all enjoying life

 

[GingerDom]

Hi All............yay!!!! The drab and dreary weather is back in my neck of the woords......yippeeeeeeeee.....that means I can't go out on my bike!!!!......


Went to Costco yesterday and bought a tray of Choc Au Pains.......mmmmmm....yummy!!!!

I did see the TV I am going to buy next (when I can afford it). A Phillips 32" widescreen jobbie......nice!!!

So in order for me to do this I am setting up a special appeal fund...................the DOM IS POOR FUND. This is a more than worthy cause, so please give generously. PM me for my contact details.

Thank you

Love you all......(((huggggsssssssss))) and 's

 

[Screech]

Phillips 32" eh? Flat screen? Rear projection? LCD? Rear projections are cheaper than LCDs. If I recall, a RPTV would be about £400 ish, where as an LCD would be around £1000...

But here's something you should know - I went to training yesterday, and the trainer said (Not sure if it was just to the managers or everyone) that Dixons stors can match Dixons internet prices.

Of course, you may have to come to Letchworth to get that deal cos I don't recall where everyone else was from. Mostly London I think...

 

[Glistening Girl]

Happy US Election Day!!!


Gosh I will be glad when this day is over and we finally know. Unless its to close to call and we have to go to the courts again.

Anyway have a great day house!

 

[Screech]

It's turning into an excellent day for me so far GG. Just sitting around in my undies watching TV! Is there a better life?

 

[Glistening Girl]

Screech you are soooooooo lucky. I have to watch T.V. with my pants on.

 

[Screech]

Hee hee hee hee! Well what else am I gonna do in am empty house on my day off?

 

[Glistening Girl]

Hee hee hee hee! Well what else am I gonna do in am empty house on my day off?

Do you really need a suggestion?

 

[GingerDom]

Phillips 32" eh? Flat screen? Rear projection? LCD? Rear projections are cheaper than LCDs. If I recall, a RPTV would be about £400 ish, where as an LCD would be around £1000...

But here's something you should know - I went to training yesterday, and the trainer said (Not sure if it was just to the managers or everyone) that Dixons stors can match Dixons internet prices.

Of course, you may have to come to Letchworth to get that deal cos I don't recall where everyone else was from. Mostly London I think...

It is a Flat Screen. I can't afford the plasma, LCD or rear projection ones..............

I just think it is time I got with the times and got rid of my useless 24" "normal" TV........hahaha

 

[hornyuk]

wonders in

Hello house,anyone home
Must be all out
Heads up to my room to get out of these clothes

 

[Screech]

Uh, just so you know GD, a rear-projection TV IS a normal one

And GG, I welcome all suggestions, lewd or otherwise (as long as MSN doesn't hear!)

 

[hornyuk]

Comes down stairs to make a cup of tea,god its dead in here tonight

 

[Miss_Shy_Newcastle]

HOI! I heard that Screech!

Funny Limerick, created by some mates of mine:

___A girl got a halloween shock
___When she woke one morning with a cock
___She let out a scream
___When it wasn't a dream
___But then thought, "Oh well what the fock"

 

[hornyuk]

Hi msn,
funny limerick
hope the backs better

 

[Miss_Shy_Newcastle]

Hi Horny

It's a little better - still not 100%, but it will be fully better before I go away.

 

[hornyuk]

Glad to hear it,if it needs a rub let me know
Off anywhere nice?