other uses for boners

Hanon435

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coat hanger
hat rack
diamond cutter
glass cutter
thermometer
slot machine handle
dowsing stick
toothpick?
melon holder
balloon poper
stick shift
feminine pogo stick
hand cream dispenser
lollipop substitute
baseball bat
krokay mallet
microphone :nana:
 
Tongue depresser

Endotracheal intubation

Oropharyngeal airway

Fire hose - various models - doubled jacketed, rubber lined, kink resisitant, high flow

Adjustable Hydrant Wrench, Universal Spanner Wrench, Folding Pocket Spanner

Screwdriver

Drain Snake

Turkey baster
 
may pole
barber poll
walking staff
antique telephone
door knocker
reading lamp stand
hammer
jumbo straw
 
paintbrush

plug. like if you were in a submarine and it sprung a leak... problem solved! i suppose it could be used to plug other things...


crutch :D

a place to collect all your hangers

tie rack

a whip!


hmmm.... a way to keep women from talking too much? :rolleyes: *runs like heck*
 
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Hanon435 said:
paintbrush

plug. like if you were in a submarine and it sprung a leak... problem solved! i suppose it could be used to plug other things...


crutch :D

a place to collect all your hangers

tie rack

a whip!


hmmm.... a way to keep women from talking too much? :rolleyes: *runs like heck*
Jesus, you live close to the edge don't ya??

Female orifice inspector
 
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