other uses for boners

[Hanon435]

a pointer for use during presentations

 

[onceavirgin]

stress buster

 

[frostyred]

Ring toss games

Orchestra conductors baton

 

[Hanon435]

yeah! horseshoes! uh... i'll just stay on the sidelines though. doctor says, tell me how this happened again?

 

[Hanon435]

cattle prod. especially for encouraging lines of woman to move. or maybe to come?

sword

structural support for a large belly. ew..


pole vault pole


it's not an eletrical outlet plug though. i can tell you that for sure.

 

[Lorelei_11]

paintbrush

plug. like if you were in a submarine and it sprung a leak... problem solved! i suppose it could be used to plug other things...


crutch

a place to collect all your hangers

tie rack

a whip!


hmmm.... a way to keep women from talking too much? *runs like heck*

Smart and a good sprinter, thats going to save your ass.