Our non-pc place to swear

[babiesmiles]

Futue te ipsum!

 

[saw_man1]

No problem here

I of my own free will and accord, in the presence of Almighty God, and this Worshipful Lodge, erected to Him and dedicated to the holy St. John, do hereby and hereon most solemnly and sincerely promise and swear, that I will hail, ever conceal, and never reveal any of the secrets, arts, parts, point or points, of the Master Mason's Degree, to any person or persons whomsoever, except that it be a true and lawful brother of this Degree, or in a regularly constituted Lodge of Master Masons, nor unto him, or them, until by strict trial, due examination, or lawful information, I shall have found him, or them, as lawfully entitled to the same as I am myself. I furthermore promise and swear, that I will stand to and abide by all laws, rules, and regulations of the Master Masons Degree, and of the Lodge of which I may hereafter become a member, as far as the same shall come to my knowledge; and that I will ever maintain and support the Constitution, laws, and edicts of the Grand Lodge under which the same shall be holden. Further, that I will acknowledge and obey all due signs and summons sent to me from a Master Masons' Lodge, or given me by a brother of that Degree, if within the length of my cable tow. Further, that I will always aid and assist all poor, distressed, worthy Master Masons, their widows and orphans, knowing them to be such, as far as their necessities may require, and my ability permit, without material injury to myself and family. Further, that I will keep a worthy brother Master Mason's secrets inviolable, when communicated to and received by me as such, murder and treason excepted. Further, that I will not aid, nor be present at, the initiation, passing, or raising of a woman, an old man in his dotage, a young man in his nonage, an atheist, a madman, or fool, knowing them to be such. Further, that I will not sit in a Lodge of Clandestine-made Masons, nor converse on the subject of Masonry with a clandestine-made Mason, nor one who has been expelled or suspended from a Lodge, while under that sentence, knowing him or them to be such. Further, I will not cheat, wrong, nor defraud a Master Masons' Lodge, nor a brother of this Degree, knowingly, nor supplant him in any of his laudable undertakings, but will give him due and timely notice, that he may ward off all danger. Further, that I will not knowingly strike a brother Master Mason, or otherwise do him personal violence in anger, except in the necessary defense of my family or property. Further, that I will not have illegal carnal intercourse with a Master Mason's wife, his mother, sister, or daughter knowing them to be such, nor suffer the same to be done by others, if in my power to prevent. Further, that I will not give the Grand Masonic word, in any other manner or form than that in which I shall receive it, and then in a low breath. Further, that I will not give the Grand Hailing Sign of distress except in case of the most imminent danger, in a just and lawful Lodge, or for the benefit of instruction; and if ever I should see it given, or hear the words accompanying it, by a worthy brother in distress, I will fly to his relief, if there is a greater probability of saving his life than losing my own. All this I most solemnly, sincerely promise and swear, with a firm and steady resolution to perform the same, without any hesitation, myself, under no less penalty than that of having my body severed in two, my bowels taken from thence and burned to ashes, the ashes scattered before the four winds of heaven, that no more remembrance might be had of so vile and wicked a wretch as I would be, should I ever, knowingly, violate this my Master Mason's obligation. So help me God, and keep me steadfast in the due performance of the same.

 

[Shankara20]

Futue te ipsum!

well done...

 

[Ebonyfire]

I got that "let's force him to use his right hand using corporal punishment and shame" in the 50's from nuns as well. I got the full 12 years, and place much of my rage at their door step.

the following announcement is not for you Eb,

"I started this thread and I am hijacking it for awhile, and in keeping true to the opening post

Tough Shit and if you have a problem with it - go the fuck to another thread"

SNAP!

 

[Shankara20]

SNAP!

the sound of a wood yardstick striking the back of a seven year old hand....


and


the sound on me loosing it....

 

[Ebonyfire]

the sound of a wood yardstick striking the back of a seven year old hand....


and


the sound on me loosing it....

Don't blame ya!

 

[babiesmiles]

well done...

thank you

 

[Shankara20]

Boom - chucka lucka lucka Boom - chucka lucka lucka Boom

There - thats out of my head

now can I please go the fuck back to sleep?????????

 

[Ebonyfire]

Boom - chucka lucka lucka Boom - chucka lucka lucka Boom

There - thats out of my head

now can I please go the fuck back to sleep?????????

Thank you Sly and the Family Stone!!

 

[Shankara20]

I swear to:

1. To take charge of this post and all government property in view

2. To walk my post in a military manner, keeping always on the alert and observing everything that takes place within sight or hearing.

3. To report all violations of orders I am instructed to enforce.

4. To repeat all calls from posts more distant from the guardhouse than my own.

5. To quit my post only when properly relieved.

6. To receive, obey and pass on to the sentinel who relieves me all orders from the commanding officer, officer of the day, and officers and noncommissioned officers of the guard only.

7. To talk to no one except in the line of duty.

8. To give the alarm in case of fire or disorder.

9. To call the corporal of the guard in any case not covered by instructions.

10. To salute all officers and all colors and standards not cased.

11. To be especially watchful at night and, during the time for challenging, to challenge all persons on or near my post, and allow no one to pass without proper authority.


(this is all Saw's fault)

 

[Ebonyfire]

I swear to:

1. To take charge of this post and all government property in view

2. To walk my post in a military manner, keeping always on the alert and observing everything that takes place within sight or hearing.

3. To report all violations of orders I am instructed to enforce.

4. To repeat all calls from posts more distant from the guardhouse than my own.

5. To quit my post only when properly relieved.

6. To receive, obey and pass on to the sentinel who relieves me all orders from the commanding officer, officer of the day, and officers and noncommissioned officers of the guard only.

7. To talk to no one except in the line of duty.

8. To give the alarm in case of fire or disorder.

9. To call the corporal of the guard in any case not covered by instructions.

10. To salute all officers and all colors and standards not cased.

11. To be especially watchful at night and, during the time for challenging, to challenge all persons on or near my post, and allow no one to pass without proper authority.


(this is all Saw's fault)

It seems like a lot of work to me.

 

[Kajira Callista]

Im sick of being fucking nice and people act all shitty n stuff.
fuck yez all.
grrrrrrrrr.

 

[Cherrysweetdeal]

Goddamn bitch has to loosen up it's not as if I'm the daughter of satan so go die in a hole you asshole

 

[Shankara20]

I AM SO FRICKIN...

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[Ebonyfire]

I AM SO FRICKIN...

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g38/nbright1969/aafirst/Bored.gif​

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I almost fell asleep waiting for this to finish, lol. I am bored myself, but Little Britain will be on BBC America at 9 pm, and Grissom is on now (CSI) so all is not lost!

 

[kiten69]

CLIMBS UP TO THE HIGHEST POINT ON THE FACE OF THE PLANET AND USES A MEGAPHONE TO SCREAM OUT EVERY "POTTY" WORD KNOWN TO MAN...

 

[kiten69]

...and still i feel no better...

but i have taken up Yoga and a good workout routine that seems to help eliminate some of the stress...since hiring a hitman is illegal *sighs*

 

[Shankara20]

DOA​

that about sums it the fuck up.......

 

[Shankara20]

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balderdash


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[Shankara20]

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[Shankara20]

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http://www.4shared.com/file/4670529/f6ff3cf4/mumble.html



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[neonflux]

Fuck-u, fuck-u, fuck-u to the biggest BITCH in the city by the bay...

Oops, shouldn't use such a nice phrase for my ex - i don't wish fucking on her, at all. rather the opposite. She still lives in the same apt. building as I, and serves as the building manager, so I cannot get away from her. if rents were not so expensive here, or if I finished and sold a film script, I would move in a flat second.

arghhhhhhhhhh!

Neon

 

[saw_man1]

A Global Swear

I solemnly swear to exercise in all loyalty, discretion and conscience the functions entrusted to me as Secretary-General of the United Nations, to discharge these functions and regulate my conduct with the interests of the United Nations only in view, and not to seek or accept instructions in regard to the performance of my duties from any Government or other authority external to the Organisation.

 

[poppy1963]

When I was in 9th grade

My friend Susan and I decided one day to do what this thread suggests...LOL.
It worked too!

We just sat around at Mineral Beach saying "shit - asshole - bastard - fuck" to get it out of our system! Then we would laugh and laugh....you know that kind of laughing that gets out of countrol until your crying....

Thanks for the memory!

SHIT - ASSHOLE - BASTARD - FUCK

Repeat...

Starting to laugh now...

 

[angel_girl]

To the (non Lit) fuckwit who will not take NO for an answer...Leave me the fuck alone before I go postal on your ass and rip your damn head off! Jesus!

*deep cleansing breaths*

Thank you.