Our non-pc place to swear

Thanks sweet - am OK - the swearing helped, LOL (as did listening to NIN) :heart:

@}-}rebecca---- said:
:eek: eeeeeeeeeeeE hope your okay Neon the swearing isn't an issue the sad face is :)
 
snowy ciara said:
It's scary Ms. Ebony! I mean, I know I'm not a Domme, but I had no idea that I might be a bit of a sadist! :eek:
I just happened to see this post. Come on, now...you didn't know? Haven't you read your own sig line? What part of "...a human hand grenade" doesn't sound just a little sadistic? :rolleyes:
 
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Oh, while I'm here in this thread, I might as well make the best of it.

Son of a bitch, mother fucking ass hole!

You BITCH! Who the fuck do you think you are, any way?

You stupid fucking idiot! You call yourself a boss? You are suppose to be at least as smart as your subordinates. You can't even write a complete sentence without spelling and grammar errors. And, how fucking old are you, again?

Fucking BITCHES! You think you're better than me? You think you know what you're looking for? You think you'll actually find someone that perfect? Well, it's your loss, not mine.

This isn't a bad thread. Now, if you could only get these messages delivered to the proper ears by tomorrow afternoon, I'll be very happy.
 
You can lead a horse to water huh...........

Okay I'll go first , perhaps a little Spanish-Mexican

Ve a chuparle el peson ha un chango

and my personal favorite........

Mermelada de miembrillo

translates as 'marmalade of the smaller limb '

:cool: huh
 
"I do now vow and affirm that I take the office of the President of the Twelve Colonies of Kobol, and that I will protect and defend the sovereignty of the Colonies with every fiber of my being."
 
Shankara20 said:
"I do now vow and affirm that I take the office of the President of the Twelve Colonies of Kobol, and that I will protect and defend the sovereignty of the Colonies with every fiber of my being."

:eek: Shank are you a Mormon or into Battlestar Galactica because both make me shudder just a bit .
 
@}-}rebecca---- said:
:eek: Shank are you a Mormon or into Battlestar Galactica because both make me shudder just a bit .


TMI, dear Sister Rebecca?
 
Ebonyfire said:
I do swear and affirm that I swear and I am firm.

So there.
OK, I know you're a Domme and I'm a Dom, but when you say you're "firm", I swear it makes me hard.

I'm hard, I do swear and affirm that I am hard and I affirm that I do swear and I am firm that I'm hard.



Oh, after writing all of that, and after further inspection, I must say that I do swear and affirm that I swear, but I am no longer hard...I am only firm. I do swear and affirm that I am firm and I swear and am firm on the statement that I am firm, but only firm.
 
DVS said:
OK, I know you're a Domme and I'm a Dom, but when you say you're "firm", I swear it makes me hard.

I'm hard, I do swear and affirm that I am hard and I affirm that I do swear and I am firm that I'm hard.



Oh, after writing all of that, and after further inspection, I must say that I do swear and affirm that I swear, but I am no longer hard...I am only firm. I do swear and affirm that I am firm and I swear and am firm on the statement that I am firm, but only firm.


It is not easy to be hard when firm, so to all that I say neep! Good Knight, I mean night!
 
Ebonyfire said:
It is not easy to be hard when firm, so to all that I say neep! Good Knight, I mean night!
Actually, it is hard to be firm when you are hard. Night night. I hope your bed is nice and firm.
 
DVS said:
Actually, it is hard to be firm when you are hard. Night night. I hope your bed is nice and firm.

I can affirm that my bed is firm...enough. But it lacks a male firmness.
 
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