Out On A Limerick

[biggbear8]

poor lil conn sue's
just didnt know what to do's
was she going to play or flirt
by lifting her shirt
and showing off her boob's

sue lifted her skirt
all she wanted to do is flirt
but she forgot to put on her panties
and all thought thats what she fancies
embaressed she fell to the dirt

 

[biggbear8]

one evening Cookie was so bored
she knelt on the floor
started diddling her clit
and it was a big hit
now she know how to burn the engry she's stored

now she went to rent a movie
feeling all nice and groovie
through the movies she went
feeling a little spent
than went and got a smoothie

 

[biggbear8]

kym laying on the beach in her spot
turned over after getting very hot
took off her top
out her titties popped
and a man left the beach unable to walk or trot

than lying with her legs spread
gasps were all that was being said
men looking for a tan sign
but there was no tan line
and they fainted with naughty thoughts in their head

 

[biggbear8]

BRIE so innocent and sweet
whispered to a man would you like a treat
she spread her lovely thighs
out popped his eyes
mmmmmmmmmmm thats good enough to eat

BRIE was laying in bubbles in the tub
would you mind my back need a scrub
reached and dropped the soap
reaching between her thigh she said nope
just get in the tub bub

 

[sueanninct]

poor lil conn sue's
just didnt know what to do's
was she going to play or flirt
by lifting her shirt
and showing off her boob's

sue lifted her skirt
all she wanted to do is flirt
but she forgot to put on her panties
and all thought thats what she fancies
embaressed she fell to the dirt

ooohhhhhh, I love it!!

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

The limericks found here are great
I don't know why one would hesitate
to jump in with both feet
spreading the rhyming treat
On this thread of Big Bear 8's.

~kym~ tipping my mug o' joe to all

 

[biggbear8]

Good Morning to you Sue
this is all for you
in your jeans very tight
and rubbing your pussy just right
when you get to work you might have to visit the loo


when off to lunch you go
dont put on a show
its better to just nibble
so the dog doesnt dribble
so no stains on your breasts will go

make sure when you go to the loo
all by yourself you do
so no stories will start
if you happen to fart
and other employees have to shoo

 

[biggbear8]

for some reason no replies for lit
it seem everything just quit
thought it might have been just one thread
but alas all were dead
and felt everyone in a shit

 

[sueanninct]

Good Morning to you Sue
this is all for you
in your jeans very tight
and rubbing your pussy just right
when you get to work you might have to visit the loo


when off to lunch you go
dont put on a show
its better to just nibble
so the dog doesnt dribble
so no stains on your breasts will go

make sure when you go to the loo
all by yourself you do
so no stories will start
if you happen to fart
and other employees have to shoo

You're going to pay for that one!!

 

[kayte]

You're going to pay for that one!!

Aw Sue, but Bear does such a good job with his limmerics...

 

[biggbear8]

Aw Sue, but Bear does such a good job with his limmerics...

NOW kAYTE WAS TIED TO THE BED
WITH A BLIND FOLD AROUND HER HEAD
A GAG IN HER MOUTH
SHE WAS UNABLE TO SHOUT
I HOPE THAT FART DIDNT LEAVE THEM DEAD

SORRY KAYTE HAD TOO LOL

 

[kayte]

NOW kAYTE WAS TIED TO THE BED
WITH A BLIND FOLD AROUND HER HEAD
A GAG IN HER MOUTH
SHE WAS UNABLE TO SHOUT
I HOPE THAT FART DIDNT LEAVE THEM DEAD

SORRY KAYTE HAD TOO LOL

Oh {{{{{{{{{{{Bear}}}}}}}}}}}}} Darling!! I love it.


ROFLMAO!!!!

 

[biggbear8]

Oh {{{{{{{{{{{Bear}}}}}}}}}}}}} Darling!! I love it.


ROFLMAO!!!!

now a butt plug she must wear
for the aroma wasnt fair
no more rice and beans before play time
cause the tune she tooted didnt rhythm
and the all had cross eyed stares

 

[kayte]

now a butt plug she must wear
for the aroma wasnt fair
no more rice and beans before play time
cause the tune she tooted didnt rhythm
and the all had cross eyed stares

OMG!!! That is evening funnier!!! Thank you {{{{{{{{Bear}}}}}}}}} You are so good!!

 

[biggbear8]

OMG!!! That is evening funnier!!! Thank you {{{{{{{{Bear}}}}}}}}} You are so good!!

 

[sueanninct]

Aw Sue, but Bear does such a good job with his limmerics...

He's TOO good at it!!

 

[biggbear8]

good morning my dear Sue
a wonderful day I wish for you
may you day be filled with sun shine
and your work day heavenly and devine
coming home to a nice bottle of wine

 

[biggbear8]

Kayte my good morning wish
for you a day full of bliss
sun shine all around you
and a fun day too
from me to you and soft kiss

 

[biggbear8]

Good morning Kym my sweet
living in FLorida is a treat
beaches and sun
and alot of fun
is really neat

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Top o' the morn, Big Bear 8
hope this day finds you feeling great
No appoinments to make you blue
Doctors poking around at you
whilst bemoaning that you're 5 minutes late!

~kym~having a poke at the doc

 

[~*sunkyssed_kym*~]

Good morning Kym my sweet
living in FLorida is a treat
beaches and sun
and alot of fun
is really neat

The beaches are nice here
Warm water too, have no fear
Gentle waves in which to swim
keeping me fit, nice and trim
Too bad you're so far away, m'dear.

~kym~ floating in a sea of bliss

 

[biggbear8]

The beaches are nice here
Warm water too, have no fear
Gentle waves in which to swim
keeping me fit, nice and trim
Too bad you're so far away, m'dear.

~kym~ floating in a sea of bliss

it would be nice to live on the florida coast
next to a beautiful woman as a host
it could be alot of fun
laying in the sun
and turning the color of toast

and yes hon you look might sexy too

 

[kayte]

Kayte my good morning wish
for you a day full of bliss
sun shine all around you
and a fun day too
from me to you and soft kiss

Good morning {{{{{{{Bear}}}}}}}} Thank you darling!!!

 

[biggbear8]

Good morning {{{{{{{Bear}}}}}}}} Thank you darling!!!

HUGS KISSES kAYTE
{{{{{{{{{{{{{ Kayte }}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

Kayte hidden behind her mask
doing all of her naughty tasks
if not done well
a spanking to make her ass swell
in a heated orgasm she'll bask

 

[biggbear8]

theres a lady whose nickname is dream
with her beautiful body she made men cream
being around her such a delight
everyone wanted to stay all night
and all you could hear were orgasmic screams