fulmineo
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"Fuck!" Darius exclaimed, as he tripped over a wayward pile of clothes, landing with a hard a hard thud. His guards ran into the room seconds later, checking out the commotion.
"Everything clear in here D?" Raymond, his head of security, asked. As his eyes searched the packed laundry room, he slowly removed his hand from his pistol.
"No clearly everything is not clear in here, or I would not have slipped on this damn pile of clothes. Where is the goddamned maid?" Darius barked, enraged.
"She quit last week boss. Said she was moving in with her boyfriend and this job was too far from her new neighborhood. I told you all of this during our weekly meeting Monday." Raymond replied, trying to disguise his amusement. He was probably one of the few people he would allow to take that tone with him.
" And let me guess. No one has thought to put out an ad for a new maid yet." Darius said. He was extremely embarrassed his security team had seen him like this.
"Well the last time I tried to hire a maid, you fired her because you said she was too young. The time before that, it was because she was too loud. The time before that was because she was too quiet and you didn't trust anyone who could be that quiet all the time. The time before that-" Raymond joked
"Okay I get your point Ray. Shut the hell up now. Get one of your boys to clean this damn room up. I was going to do it myself, but apparently if I even stub my toes, you guys are going to kick the door down." Darius cracked. "I'm going to my office to work on an ad for the newspaper.
Darius got to his office and sat heavily in the trash. He burned through maids like his damn gas guzzling SUV's through....gas. Pushing the thought from his head, Darius powered on his screen and open up a new word document.
ATTENTION!!!
In need of a live in house maid for a house with twelve indoor rooms, and the one bedroom in the guesthouse. Must be willing to cook. Ability and knowledge of cleaning a pool a plus, but not a requirement. Age doesn't matter. Wages start at twenty dollars an hour.
Address: 719 Sheridan Place, Upper Eastide. If interested, Please call: 312-555-3450
Darius read the ad over and after, seeing that it was fine he uploaded it to the site that he used to hire new maids and the like. He hoped he got a reply soon, he couldn't take messy he state his house seemed to be in.
"It was because of those kids" He thought to himself. "The things I do for friendship." He sighed thinking of his best friend Lisa and how he "baby sat" her nieces and nephews for her while she worked. He shook his head as he remembered how the kids ritually destroyed his mansion every weeknight.
Refusing to think about it, Darius kicked back, put his feet on the desk and decided to take a nice little nap before they arrived.
"Everything clear in here D?" Raymond, his head of security, asked. As his eyes searched the packed laundry room, he slowly removed his hand from his pistol.
"No clearly everything is not clear in here, or I would not have slipped on this damn pile of clothes. Where is the goddamned maid?" Darius barked, enraged.
"She quit last week boss. Said she was moving in with her boyfriend and this job was too far from her new neighborhood. I told you all of this during our weekly meeting Monday." Raymond replied, trying to disguise his amusement. He was probably one of the few people he would allow to take that tone with him.
" And let me guess. No one has thought to put out an ad for a new maid yet." Darius said. He was extremely embarrassed his security team had seen him like this.
"Well the last time I tried to hire a maid, you fired her because you said she was too young. The time before that, it was because she was too loud. The time before that was because she was too quiet and you didn't trust anyone who could be that quiet all the time. The time before that-" Raymond joked
"Okay I get your point Ray. Shut the hell up now. Get one of your boys to clean this damn room up. I was going to do it myself, but apparently if I even stub my toes, you guys are going to kick the door down." Darius cracked. "I'm going to my office to work on an ad for the newspaper.
Darius got to his office and sat heavily in the trash. He burned through maids like his damn gas guzzling SUV's through....gas. Pushing the thought from his head, Darius powered on his screen and open up a new word document.
ATTENTION!!!
In need of a live in house maid for a house with twelve indoor rooms, and the one bedroom in the guesthouse. Must be willing to cook. Ability and knowledge of cleaning a pool a plus, but not a requirement. Age doesn't matter. Wages start at twenty dollars an hour.
Address: 719 Sheridan Place, Upper Eastide. If interested, Please call: 312-555-3450
Darius read the ad over and after, seeing that it was fine he uploaded it to the site that he used to hire new maids and the like. He hoped he got a reply soon, he couldn't take messy he state his house seemed to be in.
"It was because of those kids" He thought to himself. "The things I do for friendship." He sighed thinking of his best friend Lisa and how he "baby sat" her nieces and nephews for her while she worked. He shook his head as he remembered how the kids ritually destroyed his mansion every weeknight.
Refusing to think about it, Darius kicked back, put his feet on the desk and decided to take a nice little nap before they arrived.