Pat returns ....

[lovemonster]

See....told you there were some out there.....and you didn't post any pictures either....

Morning sexy one

 

[higherlevel4u]

See....told you there were some out there.....and you didn't post any pictures either....

Morning sexy one

I prostrate myself before LM, the fountain of all knowledge ....

 

[lovemonster]

I prostrate myself before LM, the fountain of all knowledge ....

I stopped reading after the prostrate bit....

 

[higherlevel4u]

I stopped reading after the prostrate bit....

I know, my bladder problems aren't your concern, really ....

 

[lovemonster]

I know, my bladder problems aren't your concern, really ....

Nope, but it's not unexpected given your age....

 

[higherlevel4u]

Well, if all you're gonna do is insult me ....

 

[lovemonster]

You know it's all done very tongue in cheek my sweet....

 

[higherlevel4u]

Tongue in where?

 

[lovemonster]

Your eyesight failing as well in your advancing years?

 

[higherlevel4u]

There's nothing wrong with my eyesight, Essa!!

 

[limiwa]

Fast flock or slow flock?

yes

 

[lovemonster]

There's nothing wrong with my eyesight, Essa!!

Hey you, how can you mix me up with someone who bought her boobs off ebay??

 

[higherlevel4u]

yes

Start fast, slow down, then finish fast?

 

[higherlevel4u]

Hey you, how can you mix me up with someone who bought her boobs off ebay??

Why, which part of you came from ebay?

 

[limiwa]

Start fast, slow down, then finish fast?

whatever keeps Pat happy.

 

[lovemonster]

Why, which part of you came from ebay?

My sense of humour

 

[higherlevel4u]

My sense of humour

You were done ....

 

[higherlevel4u]

*Bumping myself quickly before anyone notices ....*

 

[lovemonster]

You were done ....

Well, it was cheap....mind you, yours must have been on sale as well...given how bad and old some of your jokes are...

Morning sexy

 

[higherlevel4u]

Well, it was cheap....mind you, yours must have been on sale as well...given how bad and old some of your jokes are...

Morning sexy

Yeah, well they didn't tell me which version I was buying .... turned out to be years out of date ....

 

[lovemonster]

Yeah, well they didn't tell me which version I was buying .... turned out to be years out of date ....

LOL.....no chance of an upgrade then?

 

[higherlevel4u]

LOL.....no chance of an upgrade then?

LOL .... they offered to swap it for The Book of Great Welsh Comedians .... trouble is, there was only one entry, and Max Boyce only got in because they couldn't think of any others ....

 

[lovemonster]

LOL .... they offered to swap it for The Book of Great Welsh Comedians .... trouble is, there was only one entry, and Max Boyce only got in because they couldn't think of any others ....

Hey, you forgot....umm.....errr......Owen Money, yeah, you forgot him. And......ummm....Rob Brydon of course.....plus there was Tommy Cooper (mind you, his jokes are as old as yours are currently but at least he was funny ).....and don't forget Griff Rhys Jones......

 

[higherlevel4u]

Hey, you forgot....umm.....errr......Owen Money, yeah, you forgot him. And......ummm....Rob Brydon of course.....plus there was Tommy Cooper (mind you, his jokes are as old as yours are currently but at least he was funny ).....and don't forget Griff Rhys Jones......

That's all very well, mentioning those, but we were talking about comedians .... although I have to admit Tommy C WAS funny ....

Not like that .... like that!

 

[lovemonster]

That's all very well, mentioning those, but we were talking about comedians .... although I have to admit Tommy C WAS funny ....

Not like that .... like that!

What am I arguing the point for, I'm bloody English anyway....