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[bronzeage]

If it didn't get a chuckle out of you, obviously I'm not funny.





Wait, isn't that how all the cool kids in America speak? When someone tries to fake an American accent here we typically use that kind of lingo. Of course I end up sounding more like a ridiculous cross between a Jamaican and a Mallu.

The "it's gone bring tension to the hood" part that's the funniest. Be sure to use that next time.

The apostrophe in it's always gives them away. Breeding will tell out.

 

[smoothg103rd]

Learn some respect. If you love a woman you do not refer to her as an old bitch. First and foremost. And just because she has children to another man doesn't make her less worthy of that respect. If anything she deserves more.

You need to grow up before approaching her.

My apologies for insulting you or any other female. Here its different tho females is ok with being called a bitch. They would even say it their self like yeah I'm his bitch. Here females say that's my nigga and we say that's my bitch. I wasn't using it in a offensive way. But my apologies if u took it that way

 

[smoothg103rd]

I think he is trying very hard to cover up an upper middle class socioeconomic background.

Ain't nothing upper or middle nor classy about my background

 

[smoothg103rd]

If it didn't get a chuckle out of you, obviously I'm not funny.

Being funny in a asshole way not a comedian way

 

[bronzeage]

Ain't nothing upper or middle nor classy about my background

Of course not.

You're not very good at this. Better luck next time.

 

[smoothg103rd]

Of course not.

You're not very good at this. Better luck next time.

Not very good at what? Fuck is u talking about?

 

[bronzeage]

Not very good at what? Fuck is u talking about?

The apostrophes give you away.

 

[smoothg103rd]

The apostrophes give you away.

Are u retarded?

 

[Adre]

Is there anything better than Bronze and a "bro from the hood" schoolin' each other? Didn't think so.

 

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[bronzeage]

Bronze is trying to show the bro he's got game and is a playa.

I have several negro friends who come to me for advice when they have to talk to the man. I get them past the guard at the door and afterward, provide translation. In return, I get invited to the really cool hood parties. The next morning, I always receive a text which reads, "you aint right." Notice that "you" is spelled out and there is no apostrophe in aint.

 

[Queersetti]

My apologies for insulting you or any other female. Here its different tho females is ok with being called a bitch. They would even say it their self like yeah I'm his bitch. Here females say that's my nigga and we say that's my bitch. I wasn't using it in a offensive way. But my apologies if u took it that way

Your mama don't like being called bitch, but I just pimp slap her a few times and she shuts the fuck up about it.

 

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[Adre]

Word to yo Mama!

You off the hook and straight out da window Dog.


Shanizzle.

Jim be representin'!

 

[smoothg103rd]

Fuckboys do fuck shit

 

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[bronzeage]

St8 outta Compton wit the NWA buoy.

http://199.101.98.242/media/shots/92053-Compton's_Interactive_Encyclopedia_1992_(CD-i)-1.jpg

 

[smoothg103rd]

St8 outta Compton wit the NWA buoy.

Prime example

 

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[smoothg103rd]

That's the way we Crips roll.

I'm crip

 

[smoothg103rd]

Your mama don't like being called bitch, but I just pimp slap her a few times and she shuts the fuck up about it.

She don't but I bet u do

 

[Que]

I'm crip

I think it is interesting that people have suggested for example you do not live in Newark. At a bare minimum, you know it's geography and affiliations.

Who, that doesn't live there would know that stuff? I have to look it up of course.

I mean I dunno, I know a redneck white guy here that likes to talk gangster, but you can trace all of his phrases to something from the gangsta rap from his youth.

I don't know if he does it to be ironic or what. He is consistent about it, and it seems off to me to adopt a culture like that that you don't live.

Curious: let's say you won the lotto. Would you move out of Newark? I don't mean would you want to leave your entire culture, I mean would you pick a friendlier city that you felt comfortable in?

 

[smoothg103rd]

I think it is interesting that people have suggested for example you do not live in Newark. At a bare minimum, you know it's geography and affiliations.

Who, that doesn't live there would know that stuff? I have to look it up of course.

I mean I dunno, I know a redneck white guy here that likes to talk gangster, but you can trace all of his phrases to something from the gangsta rap from his youth.

I don't know if he does it to be ironic or what. He is consistent about it, and it seems off to me to adopt a culture like that that you don't live.

Curious: let's say you won the lotto. Would you move out of Newark? I don't mean would you want to leave your entire culture, I mean would you pick a friendlier city that you felt comfortable in?

Yeah I would move probably to south orange or west orange. Somewhere not to far. But I'll come back to newark to cchill and shit like that. Probably wouldn't come back often. But every now and then i would

 

[bronzeage]

I'm crip

Do you park by the blue curb?