Penis Girth

From:
http://www.the-penis.com

"The average length erect, measured along the top of the penis from tip to abdomen, was 6.4 inches (163mm) with standard deviation of 1.2 inches (32mm).

The average circumference (girth) at the widest point, regardless of whether this was head, shaft or base of the penis, was 5.0 inches (128 mm) with a standard deviation of 1 inch (26mm)."

Me? 5.5 x 5.5 inches.

Comshaw
 
Ok, you're forgiven. If you weren't so DAMN nice. I just put both thumbs on my measuring stick,(I'm a dork,)and, they only come to an in. and 1/4. Perhaps, I just have small thumbs.:)
 
nasty

never fear. Women have been told for years that all sorts of different sizes were, in fact, 12" - to the point that now they cannot usually reliably do carepentry. When asked to move a thing 12" to the right they almost invariably move it some very other amount. Not their fault, it's all for taking their men's assertions on faith. Only when actually armed with a proper measuring device are they ever certain about actual sizes. ;)
 
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LukkyKnight said:
never fear. Women have been told for years that all sorts of different sizes were, in fact, 12" - to the point that now they cannot usually reliably do carepentry. When asked to move a thing 12" to the right they almost invariably move it some very other amount. Not their fault, it's all for taking their men's assertions on faith. Only when actually armed with a proper measuring device are they ever certain about actual sizes. ;)

LMAO

you know hubby did go out to garage to cut the line...hmmmm, is it really 6" long??? hmmmm

*wanders about looking for a ruler* ;)
 
Maybe I'm using the wrong ruler. There's 16 of those lines in an inch, right? I'm just feeling SO confused,(and dumb,) right now.
 
estevie said:
Glad to meet you, TimeCrisis. Nice to know you chose my penis girth thread to make your debut ;)

Soo, the girlies call ya 'ouch' huh? thats a funny nickname ya got! :p


I don't think 6 is too large...hell, it fits me perfect :eek:

I sure dont find my nickname as funny as my friends do. Well I'm glad at least one woman can handle it I wish i knew what that was like.

On the topic of penis size. When i pin a girls legs back so he knees are up by her head, I usually cant go all the way down in her cause it hurts her(I have no idea what im hurting) is this normal or what?
 
Not personal. The thought of fucking YOU up the ass...LATER!!!!!!! I need to...um...I mean...use the bathroom.:)
 
*puts a tape measure and the digital camera on the head board*

I'll have pictures and measurements of my hubby in the morning..

;)
 
nasty said:
Not personal. The thought of fucking YOU up the ass...LATER!!!!!!! I need to...um...I mean...use the bathroom.:)
LMAO! Have fun, nasty. :)
 
I DID!!!!!!!! I'll be in NYC in a few hrs. That is, if you don't mind getting it in the ass by someone less than "average."
 
And the U.S. standard for penis length measurement is...?

OK... I must have been sleeping through health class when they told how to accurately (stop laughing) measure the length of a penis. One wonders how many go from the pubic bone (on the top side of the shaft) up to the tip... And how many go from the tip... down the underside... ending anywhere that gets the measurement where they want it to wind up.

Another question is where do you get a ruler that measures in INTERNET inches. All mine are U.S. standard ; )
 
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Girth

Are we speaking of Girth Brooks? I suppose not. I am now checking to see if I am ready for my date....condoms, motion lotion, sunscreen (one of the threads here assures me that zinc sunscreen is a turn on), whipped cream, chocolate syrup and a measuring tape. Yes I would say I am ready now!! :p
 
Fainting dead away!!

modest mouse said:
for the dirty mind of estevie.........

OMG!! That must be what Afghanistan feels like when a scud hits!! No thanks, I will pass on the hefty size cocks.
 
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Pan718 said:
OK... I must have been sleeping through health class when they told how to accurately (stop laughing) measure the length of a penis. One wonders how many go from the pubic bone (on the top side of the shaft) up to the tip...
"Effective" length would the correct measurement; from the pubic bone on top to the tip.

And how many go from the tip... down the underside... ending anywhere that gets the measurement where they want it to wind up.
Most of the ones that brag about 8-12 inch cocks. ;)

Seriously, the penis does extend far back into the body past the testicles, but that is for the most part irrelevant; a man cannot use that length to please a woman any better.

I did see a show on DHC once about a guy who felt he was inadequate in length. What they did was cut a particular muscle that held the penis upwards when erect and then they gave him a device with adjustable weight on it that would pull on his penis to pull it out of his body. Pulling on it without cutting that muscle would do no good. From what I gather, he gained about an inch or slightly more, it was extremely painful, but he was very happy with the results and thought it was worth it. The doctors hinted that he was on the shy side of average length to start with.

FWIW, I measured my girth this morning. Usually the largest part is the head and that is true for me too. My girth is about average; about 6.5 inches.
 
OMG mm! LMAO...that is huge...wayyyyyyy bigger than 6" :D

That's downright scary! ;)
 
Picture

I hope to god that pic has been doctored.....or hes screwing a nymph..one or the other.
 
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Southern37 said:
I hope to god that pic has been doctored.....or hes screwing a nymph..one or the other.


Southern, have I mentioned how much I love that av, baby? mmm mmm mmm....yummmmmmmmy! *kisses and licks* ;)
 
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Southern37 said:
I hope to god that pic has been doctored.....or hes screwing a nymph..one or the other.

Don't forget that you can get your cock injected with your own body fat by a plastic surgeon, I saw it done once on a TV programme and at first it looked monsterous but after a couple of months the guy had a really thick but normal looking cock.....and his wife had a smile a mile wide.
 
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OUTSIDER said:


Don't forget that you can get your cock injected with your own body fat by a plastic surgeon, I saw it done once on a TV programme and at first it looked monsterous but after a couple of months the guy had a really thick but normal looking cock.....and his wife had a smile a mile wide.
I am happy with mine thank you, and other people have found it satisfying too. ;)
 
:eek: body fat injected into a cock??? good god, is that really necessary?? sounds very painful to me!

My curiosity is now appeased, thank you all for the 'research' :D


Though, y'all can continue the reasearch, you can never have too much info! ;)
 
And after, I have to admit this photo is nowhere near as scary as the one I saw on TV.
 
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