People at the gym

There's checking out a lovely female, but then there's perving.

You might be a pervert if you are drooling when looking at a woman.
You might be a pervert if you begin to stroke yourself while looking at her.
You might be a pervert if you turn your whole body around when checking out a woman and make a comment like, "Holy shit, look at those tits and ass."
You might be a pervert if you stop and openly gawk at a woman as she stretches.
You might be a pervert if your mouth is wide open and your tongue is out when you look at a woman.
You might be a pervert if you wouldn't recognize a woman's face if you saw her, but you'd know those tits and ass anywhere.
 
I've been going to the same gym for 45 years and pretty much seen it all. Was told by a girl she wanted to fuck me while she was spotting for me, another wanted me to come over when her husband was working, caught someone fucking, bj's, etc etc. Hard not to take a look at the new short tight spandex shorts that are made to go right up their ass. If they dress like that, they know men are going to look. Look but don't creep them out, be a classy pervert
 
There's checking out a lovely female, but then there's perving.

You might be a pervert if you are drooling when looking at a woman.
You might be a pervert if you begin to stroke yourself while looking at her.
You might be a pervert if you turn your whole body around when checking out a woman and make a comment like, "Holy shit, look at those tits and ass."
You might be a pervert if you stop and openly gawk at a woman as she stretches.
You might be a pervert if your mouth is wide open and your tongue is out when you look at a woman.
You might be a pervert if you wouldn't recognize a woman's face if you saw her, but you'd know those tits and ass anywhere.
I once was at a convenience store and saw this hot woman bent over and upon staring at her ass I thought to myself I KNOW THAT ASS! It was the mother of a friend that moved to a different part of town and lost touch. I had a crush on her since the moment I met her.
 
I've been going to the same gym for 45 years and pretty much seen it all. Was told by a girl she wanted to fuck me while she was spotting for me, another wanted me to come over when her husband was working, caught someone fucking, bj's, etc etc. Hard not to take a look at the new short tight spandex shorts that are made to go right up their ass. If they dress like that, they know men are going to look. Look but don't creep them out, be a classy pervert
I was back at the gym yesterday for the first time in a long time. I had the urge to bench press. I go find an available bench and there is this hot blonde with a great ass spandex molded to her body. Didn’t stare. After doing a few reps I sit up and catch her face in the mirror. YIKES! The back is a 100x’s better than the front.
 
I was staring at her camel toe right above my head when she said she wanted to fuck me. My wife was in a different part of the gym so I went and told her, probably not the smartest move I ever made. She wasn't impressed
 
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