Perhaps I will let you cum

[Corbal]

The simple of mind often fail to see beyond the most apparent meaning to the more complex. I was not confirming that I could handle a billiard ball size breast but instead was imforming the inquiring little vixen that I was capable of handling up to 6 extremely large breasts at once. For you simpletons thats three two breasted women or six cybreasts.

as for the size of my penis, I think it's quite average but no doubt much smaller than the one in your panties.

So, your ability to hold a billiard ball was actually you showing EVERYONE you're capable of handling 3 sets of tits. Impressive. I totally see the relation.

I'm off to stroke my dick. Jealous cunt.

 

[MyStrongHands]

The simple of mind often fail to stop posting after they've been called out. If it were just the presumptive theme of this thread that would have been one thing, but coupled with your impolite posts on a few others' threads it definitely says a lot about you.

While we are all quite fascinated by the wonderful photos of your hands, there are two things you may wish to note:

1- not all women are sexually submissive, and
2- not all submissives will choose to kneel before every... Person... who decides to proclaim his Domliness for all to hear.

If you'd show a little respect for women, indeed for others in general, you'd get a much more positive response from the lovely people who frequent this board.

the simple of mind fail to stop posting. on that we can agree.

I'm sensing sarcasm in your post above. don't worry, you weren't one of the three large breasted women to which I was referring, but perhaps if you're ever interested in reconsidering your stance on my time tested approach, I could try for 8 large breasts. I will need some advance notice and training as handling many large breasts at once can be quite taxing.

for the record, I've never posted on your thread, much less posted anything offensive on it.

 

[MyStrongHands]

So, your ability to hold a billiard ball was actually you showing EVERYONE you're capable of handling 3 sets of tits. Impressive. I totally see the relation.

I'm off to stroke my dick. Jealous cunt.

it had the number 6 on it.

as in 6 breasts.

2 each per large breasted woman.

it's difficult to respond to my many pms when I have to take time out to explain the simplest of logic.

 

[Brave Maximus]

Have to post, just so I can keep an eye on this...

But this is a lot like one of the threads in the BDSM personals...

The author screams about his manliness, commands women to fall before him and extorts his exploits for all to hear....

and I've often wondered how much of this is in their own head... or if they actually get a response or two and bolster their own egos that way. There are some women (and men) on lit who do have the preference for this kind of thing... so it's possible....

However, the self aggrandizing language he uses combined with the rather infantile imagery he's trying to conjure seems to indicate someone home, alone with some serious issues....

Mr. MyStrongHands - I think this is a case of more ladies with honey over vinegar... but whatever floats your boat. I would, however, strongly caution against insulting some of the more awesome people on here like Corbal, SSW or B3..... that wouldn't be taken kindly

 

[MyStrongHands]

I know this might come as quite the shock, but your opinion of me and my motives falls somewhere between slim and the amount of ladies that have ever told me they weren't completely sexually and metaphysically overwhelmed by my sexual prowess.

as for your veiled threats about my safety as retribution for my "insults" at your fellow porn site brethren, I challenge you to find an insult hurled by me at all or at the very least not in response to their rude comments about my thread.

but thanks for your post, the length of which definitely rivals the length of my pm list I must attend to.

 

[morninwould]

Please Santa don't kill this thread.

 

[emmy_christina]

Please Santa don't kill this thread.

No worries my dear MRS Santa will make sure this will stay UP

 

[MyStrongHands]

Ignore the irrelevant and see through the jealously.

Don't continue to beg, it will only make the wait longer. I must break you first to give you what you want. Your PMs and requests will be answered in due time.

http://i1351.photobucket.com/albums/p789/yuknough/IMG_20131209_090653_zps186b1d82.jpg

 

[PrettyKitty10]

Best thread. Ever. I recognize those hands....

Ignore the irrelevant and see through the jealously.

Don't continue to beg, it will only make the wait longer. I must break you first to give you what you want. Your PMs and requests will be answered in due time.

http://i1351.photobucket.com/albums/p789/yuknough/IMG_20131209_090653_zps186b1d82.jpg

 

[ShyJake]

reverse psychology is a powerful tool that has brought empires and my subs to their knees.

Napoleon has risen!

 

[bobbyishere]

This is becoming my favorite thread. For all the wrong reasons.

 

[StripperSlutWife]

I know this might come as quite the shock, but your opinion of me and my motives falls somewhere between slim and the amount of ladies that have ever told me they weren't completely sexually and metaphysically overwhelmed by my sexual prowess.

as for your veiled threats about my safety as retribution for my "insults" at your fellow porn site brethren, I challenge you to find an insult hurled by me at all or at the very least not in response to their rude comments about my thread.

but thanks for your post, the length of which definitely rivals the length of my pm list I must attend to.

Yes, can't you all see, the poor guy is up to his eyeballs in huge virtual breasts, grasping at them 6 at a time just to stay current! Please, leave the man alone, he's way too busy to spend time convincing himself ... err, I mean us, of his legendary virility AND respond to the hundreds of PM's burdening his inbox. That's a lot of imaginary pussy to contend with you know. So cut His Domliness some slack, willya?

I have to admit though, I am completely sexually and metaphysically underwhelmed by the OP's imagined sexual prowess.

This is becoming the most unintentionally hilarious thread since http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=850785.

Popcorn, anyone?

 

[Litoname]

Xxxxxxxxxxxxx

 

[Brave Maximus]

How did I miss that thread? Seriously... flew right under my radar....
Though, it has provided me with some reading material for the night

Popcorn will be awesome.

Normally, I'm one to just live and let live... but this guy is making some outlandish claims (I mean, seriously, his... "sexual prowess" causing a complete religious shift for his... partners?), and the language he uses is about akin to a 1st year philosophy major or... a 2nd year English major (or... graduate in medieval lit who hasn't quite figured out that his degree will never get him a job... or laid...) - it just... bothers me....

So I have a request, because obviously a lot of ladies are reading this....

If you've sent this guy a PM... please raise your hand...

 

[MyStrongHands]

A valiant attempt sir Maximus, but I have instructed my subs they are never to raise their hand but on my say. It really works better for all of us.

Some may think I'm crazy, but that's also what they said about the Wright Brothers, or Einstein, or Charles Manson.

Regardless, I have no obligation to explain myself or my motives to the so called "elders" of Lit. I have "insulted" only those who have attacked me, and didn't even insult the long of wind fellow who no doubt thinks he is the smartest man in any room he enters. Correction: any chat room he enters.

I have no use for popcorn, but I will take some butter. . .

And now enjoy my poetry.

DOMS ARE PEOPLE TOO

Am I not a Dom, if cut do I not bleed?
On my territory have I not peed?
Are these hands not made of flesh and bone?
Are they not used to punish and to own?
What hair is left that I shall not pull?
What ass remains not slapped with my tool?
None shall resist the Doms true touch,
Or if they did, I didn't want them that much.

http://i1351.photobucket.com/albums/p789/yuknough/IMG_20131210_063735_zpsee2dcdc9.jpg

 

[MyStrongHands]

Ooops, double post

I'll punish me

 

[PrettyKitty10]

*slow clap*

A valiant attempt sir Maximus, but I have instructed my subs they are never to raise their hand but on my say. It really works better for all of us.

Some may think I'm crazy, but that's also what they said about the Wright Brothers, or Einstein, or Charles Manson.

Regardless, I have no obligation to explain myself or my motives to the so called "elders" of Lit. I have "insulted" only those who have attacked me, and didn't even insult the long of wind fellow who no doubt thinks he is the smartest man in any room he enters. Correction: any chat room he enters.

I have no use for popcorn, but I will take some butter. . .

And now enjoy my poetry.

DOMS ARE PEOPLE TOO

Am I not a Dom, if cut do I not bleed?
On my territory have I not peed?
Are these hands not made of flesh and bone?
Are they not used to punish and to own?
What hair is left that I shall not pull?
What ass remains not slapped with my tool?
None shall resist the Doms true touch,
Or if they did, I didn't want them that much.

http://i1351.photobucket.com/albums/p789/yuknough/IMG_20131210_063735_zpsee2dcdc9.jpg

 

[rubydlite]

'On my territory have I not peed?'
.....my favourite declaration by far...lol

 

[MyStrongHands]

I can't completely discern if you last few ladies are truly in awe of my unique persona or if these post are made in jest. I will assume it's the former since most ladies find my draw, like that of gravity, unavoidable and futile to resist.

on another note, I have been asked by countless potential subs what I enjoy in my free time when I'm not making large amounts of money or being a Dom. I enjoy classical music, fine art and compete from time to time in extreme nipple tweaking contests. my time tested winning technique is pictured below.

http://i1351.photobucket.com/albums/p789/yuknough/IMG_20131210_123037_zpsbf9f8b73.jpg

 

[SassySheDevil]

OMG This is a total joke.

 

[PrettyKitty10]

Your technique is impressive. How many nipples can you tweak at once? I find this strangely titillating...

I can't completely discern if you last few ladies are truly in awe of my unique persona or if these post are made in jest. I will assume it's the former since most ladies find my draw, like that of gravity, unavoidable and futile to resist.

on another note, I have been asked by countless potential subs what I enjoy in my free time when I'm not making large amounts of money or being a Dom. I enjoy classical music, fine art and compete from time to time in extreme nipple tweaking contests. my time tested winning technique is pictured below.

http://i1351.photobucket.com/albums/p789/yuknough/IMG_20131210_123037_zpsbf9f8b73.jpg

 

[MyStrongHands]

my nipple tweaking techniques may defy logic miss, but I assure you neither they nor I are the subject of fantasy.

I am more than willing to show you if a spot were ever to open up on my schedule.

 

[PrettyKitty10]

my nipple tweaking techniques may defy logic miss, but I assure you neither they nor I are the subject of fantasy.

I am more than willing to show you if a spot were ever to open up on my schedule.

One can only dream of being added to your schedule of domming multiple women and making massive amounts of money and listening to classical music.

 

[MyStrongHands]

nipple tweaking of which I speak is an art only few men can master, and as such the line for my fingers is quite intimidating but it is worth the wait.

 

[SassySheDevil]

my nipple tweaking techniques may defy logic miss, but I assure you neither they nor I are the subject of fantasy.

I am more than willing to show you if a spot were ever to open up on my schedule.

LOL and yet you have time to post here about doing it. It must not be that great if you have all this time to post about it.