Perhaps I will let you cum

LOL and yet you have time to post here about doing it. It must not be that great if you have all this time to post about it. :rolleyes:

individuals of strong mental acumen are capable of completing several tasks at once. who's to say, for example, that I'm not currently tweaking the nipple of one of my needy little subs while I respond to you?
 
individuals of strong mental acumen are capable of completing several tasks at once. who's to say, for example, that I'm not currently tweaking the nipple of one of my needy little subs while I respond to you?

if you are, that doesn't say much about you, or the time you devote to her.
 
if you are, that doesn't say much about you, or the time you devote to her.

Oh I'd venture that it would actually say a great deal. ;)

haha correct.Yours sounds way better. :)

I would ask her if she is satisfied but she is my sub. that would be equivalent of asking the grass if it's green, the sky if it's blue, or the raven if it is like a writing desk.

plus her mouth is currently quite occupied.
 
I would ask her if she is satisfied but she is my sub. that would be equivalent of asking the grass if it's green, the sky if it's blue, or the raven if it is like a writing desk.

plus her mouth is currently quite occupied.

hahahaha OMG where is that popcorn!!! There can't possibly be anyone that is really this pathetic can there???
 
I assure you she's quite real. her name is Alice.

and though she's presently in chains, she's absolutely mad about me.
 
I assure you she's quite real. her name is Alice.

and though she's presently in chains, she's absolutely mad about me.

OMG I don't think I've laughed this much in one day.

And my friend "Fred" is in between my legs now, but I'd so much rather be here, watching you make a total ass of yourself, then enjoy the pleasure that "Fred" can give me!!! :rolleyes:
 
I assure you she's quite real. her name is Alice.

and though she's presently in chains, she's absolutely mad about me.

Ahh, OK. So I wasn't sure if we were dealing with a delusional individual or being messed with by someone who just isn't that clever. Now I know! No really interesting pics either so I think I'm getting bored of this thread in a hurry.

It was an interesting diversion while it lasted. Thanks, man! Enjoy your "lyrical" lady.
 
I would say she'd have to be about as mad as a Hatter....
Does she drink tea?
Does she play with your bandersnatch?
Does she answer the riddle of your caterpillar?


I assure you she's quite real. her name is Alice.

and though she's presently in chains, she's absolutely mad about me.
 
I agree. the lack of clever on this thread is discouraging.

sorry if I didn't get a chance to respond to your pm. I'm leaving with an empty heart and a full box.

GBNF.

:rose:
 
Prædicatum est de se, est idem ingeniorum candor apud stultum!





Self proclaimed brilliance is folly!
 
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