Pet peeves

[crashD]

Fucking drama.

i've heard of a pissed off fuck, but never a drama fuck - what is the difference??

 

[lurkingguy1978]

People who send emails at 4:57 on Friday that expect an immediate answer....

 

[KarenB59]

This
http://www.drivermemo.com/photos/cars/133.jpg

 

[LizzieEr]

I can't get past the first sentence there. I'm unable to infer from "just so people in other countries know how we do it here in the USA" anything other than that an assertion that your fellow countrymen and countrywomen here are all doing this correctly, and we savages from other nations are getting it all wrong.

Maybe that wasn't your intention, but that's how it reads to me.

There are also many posters here for whom English is not their first language. Some of them are amongst the most erudite and articulate posters I know.

i think u talk about me, no?
xox

 

[SocalJoel]

I have a few pet peeves. They are the usual complaints but then when you are living with someone there is bound to be a few.

Number 5: When someone takes the last cola without asking if anyone wants it before hand
Number 4: When pets are allowed to jump on the furniture yet I get yelled at for not using a coaster
Number 3: When some people assume I surf or smoke pot. I don't do either
Number 2: Wet towels left on the bathroom floor
And finally coming in at number one: When nearly empty cartons are placed back in the fridge

 

[BeautifulBlueSky218]

Drama. Being annoyed.

Messages that say: Hey baby. I can't wait to meet you so we can Fuck.

Seriously??

 

[numeniusa]

i think u talk about me, no?
xox

U? Nah. i jus like to look at ur titties x

(You. Yes, you. Not only you, but you're definitely an excellent exemplar )

 

[HonorableRogue]

U? Nah. i jus like to look at ur titties x

(You. Yes, you. Not only you, but you're definitely an excellent exemplar )

It is my preference and pleasure to cast mine eyes thoroughly and languidly over the supple skin of your feminine forms that gathers and cleaves so seductively between neck and navel on both your curvaceous bodies.

Cheers

 

[Hornblende]

It is my preference and pleasure to cast mine eyes thoroughly and languidly over the supple skin of your feminine forms that gathers and cleaves so seductively between neck and navel on both your curvaceous bodies.

Cheers

Cheers? Cheers?.

I think you meant to say:

I have the honour to be your most humble servant,

H. Rogue, Esq.

 

[numeniusa]

It is my preference and pleasure to cast mine eyes thoroughly and languidly over the supple skin of your feminine forms that gathers and cleaves so seductively between neck and navel on both your curvaceous bodies.

Cheers

he mean he likes to look both our titties xox

(OK, you can be on my exemplar list too, Rogue )

 

[Icy1]

It is my preference and pleasure to cast mine eyes thoroughly and languidly over the supple skin of your feminine forms that gathers and cleaves so seductively between neck and navel on both your curvaceous bodies.

Cheers

That's okay I guess but I just like pretty pictures.

 

[thefishfryer]

he mean he likes to look both our titties xox

(OK, you can be on my exemplar list too, Rogue )

I'd love to be an exemplar, but I'd settle for being an example.

Damn, I almost forgot to put a full stop at the end of my sentence, but then should the full stop be after the emoticon as that is technically part of the sentence, I think?

 

[numeniusa]

I'd love to be an exemplar, but I'd settle for being an example.

Damn, I almost forgot to put a full stop at the end of my sentence, but then should the full stop be after the emoticon as that is technically part of the sentence, I think?

Oh, you'll do, fryer, you'll do very nicely indeed...

 

[HonorableRogue]

Cheers? Cheers?.

I think you meant to say:

I have the honour to be your most humble servant,

H. Rogue, Esq.

Forsooth noble ebon amphibole you were correct and I did err greviously and most rudely in my hasty word of well wishes for your wife of inestimable beauty. My dearest departed mother, God rest her soul, would be performing cartwheels and other gymnastic feats if she knew of my faux pas. Thank you for correcting my oversight like a true gentleman.

Cheers

he mean he likes to look both our titties xox

(OK, you can be on my exemplar list too, Rogue )

That is exactly what I meant M'Lady and why I enjoyed that challenge not long ago. What challenge? The Quest for the Holy Boobs. *cue Monty Python music*. Frodo got to see Mount Mordor. I got to see far better peaks.

Your most humble servant,

H. Rogue, Esq.

P.S. All I need is the coat and tails for the boudoir.
P.P.S. Maybe a top hat too.

 

[numeniusa]

That is exactly what I meant M'Lady and why I enjoyed that challenge not long ago. What challenge? The Quest for the Holy Boobs. *cue Monty Python music*. Frodo got to see Mount Mordor. I got to see far better peaks.

Your most humble servant,

H. Rogue, Esq.

P.S. All I need is the coat and tails for the boudoir.
P.P.S. Maybe a top hat too.

Geez. Tails and a top hat. With nothing underneath. How sexy would that be?

*fans self*

 

[Joker29]

People who use the cell phone to play games, Facebook, Talk, etc. while at the table or being spoken to.

 

[LadyIris]

1)Loud chewers, somehow often combined with talking with their mouths full
2) Nailbiters. Seriously, stop!

 

[THE_UNDERTAKER]

BORING PEOPLE.

 

[talkeasy5813]

PM spam!!!!

 

[georgie57]

Husbands who arrive home before you've planned your exit.

 

[oldasspussy]

BORING PEOPLE.

adding to that.... boring people who want to keep contacting you after you've told them to buzz off

 

[THE_UNDERTAKER]

https://68.media.tumblr.com/714127e9522cade71d0874fe06aa9adc/tumblr_oh6398KLNS1s2h29io10_r1_250.jpg

 

[talkeasy5813]

Husbands who arrive home before you've planned your exit.

Mmmmm, yes, very tricky!

 

[thefishfryer]

A piece of inedible gristle in an otherwise perfect steak.

 

[thefishfryer]

Mobile notifications of facebook pokes that were made 5 years ago.