Picking apart porno

[BlueSugar]

I am with you BlueSugar, you should watch the whole thing through. If you only get 20 minutes of use out of the porno you might just have well downloaded the oral sex and money shot from the web.
By the way BlueSugar I just live in the next town over from you if I think that I know what college you go to. The whole autumn in VT thing really gave away your location. Hope to see you at the Dog on $.50 draft night.

I'm not a big bar person, but you're welcome to come to our "Porn and Chicken" (which is usually chinese food) nights.

 

[BlueSugar]

Wicked Cherry Pie: ya know they use stunt cum too? made of a mixture of egg whites and some other stuff!!

I-Edwards: Makes me wonder what Retired porno stars and hookers do ... haha

SkyyAngel: Don't forget about the tit fucking, and the girl moaning... heh.

Mstrskey: yeah... isn't dick slapping suuuuch a turn on...lol

TreeView: I suppose it wasn't so much a question then a "am I alone here in doing this?" I supposed I rained on his parade a little and should have waited till we both saw the moves all the way through. On another note, he was playing some computer game and I was just watching the porno, and he told me to turn it off - and that it was weird background noise, and to put on a normal movie.

LustEngine: Porno is like watching Titanic... ya know the story, ya know how it went, its just like history... the ship will sink, and the money shot will happen.

PunkGrrl18/Kylewhitney: You're both invited to my "Porn and Chicken" nights! they usually start with 10 people and end up with 30 people and we watch movie after movie with some really good chinese food

Lost5Pints: Ditto on your 2c !!

 

[jeepman6]

My wife and I don't spend a lot of time watching porn but when we do it's more for the entertainment value than the movie itself. Personally I would sometimes enjoy watching the movie from start to finish would out having to fast forward to the "good stuff" as my wife calls them. Hey I like the oral scenes and the girl on girl stuff.She'll be telling me to get to the "good stuff" that usually looks so fake to me. I'm with Bob that the amateur stuff out there looks so much more real than the higher budget films. I want my women moaning and the men groaning in my porn and who needs a story line in a porn flick anyway. I don't want talking I'm in to it for the fucking so why does it need a script?Blue sugar I have to agree with you on the $5 porn, it almost always beats the $20 movies.

 

[Guest]

When it comes to porn, I would much rather watch the ones that are compiled of the different clips from different movies than watch one with a cheesy storyline.

The ones with cheesy story lines just really put me off for some reason.

 

[PunkGrrl18]

cheesy storylines are fucking hilarious though! come on, i mean yeah i could buy a porno that just gets me off, but i have my boyfriend for that. If i buy a porno, yeah there should be hot people, "good stuff" in most if not all the scenes but its gotta be cheesy and unbelievable, its porn, use your imagination, am i the only one who loves that? Its hilarious..

woo 69th post psh im gettin there

 

[BlueSugar]

jeepman6: you said that you and your wife like different things about the pornos...

HEY EVERYONE... what do you consider the "good stuff" of the porno? I noticed that too with me actually... I would FF stuff and he would say "why are you doing that," or "just press play!"
:: shrug ::

I'm with you crimson maiden on the clip thing, but if I am in the mood to laugh and just to watch porn and just kind of masturbate here and there I'm going to put one in with a plot.

 

[dreamer]

The best porn I've seen is amatuer porn. The couples already have an emotional context, 9 times out of 10, they tend to forget there is even a camera present because of that context. For the slick production numbers these days? Its a waste of money in my opinion.

Agreed

 

[lgrant]

Someone asked, how come the male porn star always have huge dicks, unlike most of the male population. I actually know the answer to this. One time I was reading an interview with a female porn star, and they asked her the same question. She said the reason is so that when they're all the way in, there's enough sticking out for the camera to see. Otherwise, it would just be body to body, and you couldn't see what was going on.

I just barely remember the black-and-white, 16mm "smoker" porno movies....I think I was just almost coming of age when they disappeared. For some reason, the guys always wore shades, and black socks. They might be naked otherwise, but they never removed those two items.

Another thing I remember from '70's porn is that they used a lot of classical piano music....it was in the public domain, so they didn't have to get the copyright holder's permission to use it in a porno movie.

I think the most ridiculous move I saw was the cable version of "Deep Throat". Since it was cable, they had to cut out all the really sexy scenes, and it ended up just being people driving from here to there, jumping in the sack, climbing out of the sack, and saying "Boy, that was great!" The movie was about half its original length.

Be well...

lynn

 

[replicant]

Porno is a multi-headed beast. As a teenager I was watching the entire flick and masturbating like a deranged monkey the whole time. As I got a bit older I started to appreciate how ludicrous most of them were and started to become a bit of an afficianado. Anything with Ron Jeremy or Johnathon is some funny shit. We used to get really stoned during my college time and sit around watching porn in fast forward with classical music playing. It was goofy dumb shit, but still a blast. It really depends on the film now as to my reaction. If it's the well-made big budgets like Conquest (Jenna Jameson and the film used the old Cutthroat Island sets) then I just watch it for films sake. It's a good movie, but every sex scene is muted out buy their damn Enigma music overdubbing. If it's just pure modern gonzo, then I watch it for the sheer sex and natural (using that term loosely) feel that almost mimics amateur. Pre-1990's flicks are almost always of the quiet housewife getting ass slammed by the cable guy genre of funny shit. Those are pure MST3K material and I roast them relentlessly. Although, some from that time are excellent like Behind the Green Door (Marilyn Chambers, John Keyes), Insatiable (Marilyn Chambers, John Holmes), and The Devil In Miss Jones (Georgina Spelevin, Harry Reems). From a pure masturbation perspective then I am all about single scenes. It really depends on what you're into as to what mood you're in during a film. Make me watch brazilian transsexual midgets and I am gonna crack up the whole time, but let me watch a new Pink Velvet artsy laden lesbian vid and I am as quiet as a mouse and fully erect.

Different strokes for different folks.

 

[aanthony]

Someone asked, how come the male porn star always have huge dicks, unlike most of the male population. I actually know the answer to this. One time I was reading an interview with a female porn star, and they asked her the same question. She said the reason is so that when they're all the way in, there's enough sticking out for the camera to see. Otherwise, it would just be body to body, and you couldn't see what was going on.

If you want to see the truth of this, buy a pay-per-view or Spectravision (in-room hotel video) porn. For some reason (probably to make sure that they are getting around obscenity laws) there are no penetration or close-up shots. So you end up with 90 minutes of couples dry humping. I agree with the poster who said that long closeups are boring, but the opposite is true also. Anyway, if you're at home without porn (bad situation indeed) or in a strange hotel room, save your $9.95 and avoid this stuff.

 

[jeepman6]

jeepman6: you said that you and your wife like different things about the pornos...

HEY EVERYONE... what do you consider the "good stuff" of the porno? I noticed that too with me actually... I would FF stuff and he would say "why are you doing that," or "just press play!"
:: shrug ::

She considers the fucking to be the "good stuff" I like the oral and even some the girl/girl stuff as well as the rest of it. She wants to get through all that and get onto OUR good stuff where as I like to prolong it with some playing around while we watch the whole movie. She loves to watch the fucking where I'm into watching the faces of the women especially if they really look as if they're into it and enjoying themselves. If it looks fake then to me that's a turn off and she can fast forward all she wants

 

[Lust Engine]

I think everyone's got their own take on what's good & bad in a porn movie. I guess when I share in a movie (porn or otherwise), I prefer not to spoil it for the other person or vice versa.

 

[sheath]

Don't have much to say...

Other than the fact that I'm going to print out replicant's post and take it with me the next time I go porn shopping.

S.

 

[Guest]

I absolutely cannot stand Ron Jeremy. If I see his name or picture on a box, I put it right back on the shelf. Yuck yuck yuck.

 

[BlueSugar]

Yah... I have a porno before he was a house hold name (Ron Jeremy) and when I got it, I couldn't even watch the scene he just turned me right off... I can't believe, i really cant at all... that he is Oh So popular and in a bunch of pornos. ick.

We had another porn night last night, I was nursing my SO's poor sprained knee so I didn't go... but they had quite a few good ones, they're all leaving for vacation so maybe I'll just borrow them and have my own porno fest.

 

[mrs.jeepman6]

We had another porn night last night, I was nursing my SO's poor sprained knee so I didn't go... but they had quite a few good ones, they're all leaving for vacation so maybe I'll just borrow them and have my own porno fest. [/B]

want some company? I have my own toys

 

[Wickid Cherry Pie]

Blue Sugar your talk of porn night with chinese food makes me miss the college days and the weekly porn and Subway gatherings.
Hmm, new aspect. When you are watching porn with friends, do you laugh/poke fun at scenes that in reality are really getting you turned on?

 

[mrs.jeepman6]

Hmm, new aspect. When you are watching porn with friends, do you laugh/poke fun at scenes that in reality are really getting you turned on?

Would depend on who the friends are. Wanna be friends?

 

[Wickid Cherry Pie]

Would depend on who the friends are. Wanna be friends?

I'm always up for making new friends.

 

[DuckLover]

I'm always up for making new friends.

Me too! Can I come play also! I volunteer to bring munchies and naughty games!

 

[mrs.jeepman6]

I'm always up for making new friends.

well consider me a friend then

 

[mrs.jeepman6]

Me too! Can I come play also! I volunteer to bring munchies and naughty games!

mmmm. munchies

 

[BlueSugar]

Blue Sugar your talk of porn night with chinese food makes me miss the college days and the weekly porn and Subway gatherings.
Hmm, new aspect. When you are watching porn with friends, do you laugh/poke fun at scenes that in reality are really getting you turned on?

Of course lol, and then talk it over with your "real friends" and then we all end up squirming and looking for a quiet corner on the bed

mrs.jeepman6: please please do, I'm also geting bored of my own toys... I really need to get some spending money and sit and research some more porno and toys.
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Borrowed 2 more pornos!
Hey guys... Do you fastfoward the blowjob/finishing scenes bc you don't like seeing it bc its gross or whatever? I've heard this is a common practice.

 

[mrs.jeepman6]

Of course lol, and then talk it over with your "real friends" and then we all end up squirming and looking for a quiet corner on the bed

mrs.jeepman6: please please do, I'm also geting bored of my own toys... I really need to get some spending money and sit and research some more porno and toys.
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I consider myself a research analyst

 

[BlueSugar]

I consider myself a research analyst

Most of the time I have an idea of what kind of porno I want, so that research is as indepth... but when I look for a new toy, I do a general seach, I pick a few things, I weigh out the good/bads, colors textuers everything, I ask people about how they found they liked the product maybe I'll ask my SO about it and what they think... and then I narrow it down, and buy... and wait like a lost puppy for it to come in the mail.