Picking apart porno

[DuckLover]

Of course lol, and then talk it over with your "real friends" and then we all end up squirming and looking for a quiet corner on the bed

I miss college...

Hey guys... Do you fastfoward the blowjob/finishing scenes bc you don't like seeing it bc its gross or whatever? I've heard this is a common practice.

Not at all! I enjoy the whole show, especially if I'm watching it with my gf. Besides, I like the fantasy (and the reality!) of receiving a blowhob and cumming all over my gf!

 

[alphaville]

It's been said that guys "fall in love" (for lack of a better term) through their eyes and girls through their ears--

What's the point?

99% of porn is targeted to the GUYS. Speaking for my gender (most of it)--we do not pick up a porn video expecting a great story, deep plot, or decent acting. We don't care about that stuff--JUST START F_ _ KING!

Its a visual thang that fuels our fantasies. If women get turned on by it, great, but I have never seen a woman in an adult bokstore unless she was working behind the counter.

 

[James G 5]

Me too! Can I come play also! I volunteer to bring munchies and naughty games!

Hell with that....WCP, I got Heineken

 

[James G 5]

It's been said that guys "fall in love" (for lack of a better term) through their eyes and girls through their ears--

What's the point?

99% of porn is targeted to the GUYS. Speaking for my gender (most of it)--we do not pick up a porn video expecting a great story, deep plot, or decent acting. We don't care about that stuff--JUST START F_ _ KING!

Its a visual thang that fuels our fantasies. If women get turned on by it, great, but I have never seen a woman in an adult bokstore unless she was working behind the counter.

That's because a lot of them don't have books
Which goes with your theory
But alot of them are scary & intimidating to women
We have a bog one here that has a mostly female staff, and touts that fact in ther adds
It's heavily patrolled, brightly lit at all hours, and has wide aisles with lots of merchandise
Like a makk store with porn
There're ALWAYS women shopping there
Even getting vids sometimes!

 

[Lust Engine]

I love seeing a woman at a porn store. It proves to me that the place is somewhat secure for her to shop and that she's one helluva sexually confident woman. What could be better?

Other than being invited to go home with her to watch the pic she picked out and re-enacting some of the scenes!

 

[asenath]

There is a LOT to complain about in today's porn. From women that are so idealistic you wonder if it might not be special effects to impossible situations. When was the last time you went for a burger and the waitress offered you not only a burger, but a blow job as well? Silly if you ask me.

A lot of today's porn turns me off instead of exciting me. Its not real, the people aren't real, the acting and dialogue are pathetic and the plot? WHAT PLOT?

Things I hate about today's porn.

a) Extreme closeups that last far too long. Anything longer than 30 seconds is too long.

b) Money shots. Fine, the guy ejaculates, being a guy myself, and strictly hetero in nature, seeing some guy pull out and jerk off over some blond bimbo doesn't do anything for me. Lets just forget the fact that jerking off doesn't feel half as good as coming inside your woman.

c) Fake women, none of these "ladies" have any noticeable blemishes, scars, obvious tan lines etc...

d) What ever happened to bush? Are today's women being born with no hair below the neckline? I have nothing against a little fur down there as long as its neat. Most of today's porn women are as bare as a 10yr old. Maybe thats its appeal. A bald pussy looks younger.

e) I have yet to see a woman orgasm in a porno. I don't know if its just because my wife is very enthusiastic or not, but never once have I seen a woman in a film come like she does with the shakes, the spasming motion afterwards, or the noise.

f) Oral scenes are too long. Ok I don't mind watching oral, but again, its too long and drawn out. You can easily get bored watching some guy, or some gal give oral if it goes on too long.

g) Impossible positions. Ok, there she is, hanging from the banister, one leg propped up on a chair, the other dangling over his shoulder. Or there she is, buck assed naked, being pounded into while standing up and leaning against a tree and we all know just how soft and smooth and comfortable that tree is. Or she's laying across a kitchen stovetop, thrashing like crazy, excuse me, but thats a burner switch she accidently hit. Good thing it was a prop stove and not connected to anything. Or here's my favorite. The man is wedged head only between her legs eating her out and he lifts her so she's dangling in mid air, completely unbalanced and off center. Fortunately he's strong, otherwise he's gonna drop her. And does every sex scene absolutely require at least 3 position changes?

h) Impossible situations!!! This one is my favorite. A guy goes in for a haircut and ends up fucking the hairdresser. Or he goes to the car wash and ends up banging this cute blond INSIDE the car wash. Or he just meets this gal and inside of 1.5 minutes she's got his dick in her mouth. How many nurses, stewardesses, waitresses, reporters, cops, decorators, doctors, whatever, do you know that would risk their entire career for 20 minutes of sex?

Porn should be designed to excite the viewer, not put the viewer into a minicam tied to the end of some guys dick.

Internet porn is even worse. For the most part its 100% staged with every photo having the woman looking at the camera instead of her lover.

The best porn I've seen is amatuer porn. The couples already have an emotional context, 9 times out of 10, they tend to forget there is even a camera present because of that context. For the slick production numbers these days? Its a waste of money in my opinion.

- Bob

About e ... you'll find the reason in g. How could anyone get off in those situations?

 

[Lust Engine]

About e ... you'll find the reason in g. How could anyone get off in those situations?

I dunno. I once dated someone who was a gymnast at an early age & needless to say, she was pretty flexible and she seemed to have no problems orgasming in those seemingly impossible positions.

Everyone's got their own shtick when it comes to orgasming I guess!

 

[asenath]

Yeah.. I guess getting off against trees isn't my thing.. but some people probably dig that sort of thing.

 

[asenath]

I will say this.. I have pretended to get off while I was in odd positions. It's hard (no pun intended) to get off when I'm thinking of holding nifty poses.

 

[James G 5]

Yeah.. I guess getting off against trees isn't my thing.. but some people probably dig that sort of thing.

Hey, my psycho ex & I had sex up against a tree outside her house at night right on a public street once
it was GREAT

We both got off hard

 

[asenath]

Hard? Is that a pun?


Ack! I'm tired. (I'm just saying I'm tired in case my joke isn't funny)

 

[James G 5]

Hard? Is that a pun?


Ack! I'm tired. (I'm just saying I'm tired in case my joke isn't funny)

wasn't intended that way LOL

 

[Lust Engine]

Hey, my psycho ex & I had sex up against a tree outside her house at night right on a public street once
it was GREAT

We both got off hard

Gives an entirely new meaning to "tree huggers" now.

 

[Ms_Kat]

how I enjoy porn

Early in our marriage, my husband was addicted to porn. One of the things I did help him get past it was to actually bring it home and watch it with him. He wanted to watch about four or five minutes then jump on top of me, which, to me, would have made it sort of like him using my body to masturbate.

What I did instead is to get him to talk about what we were seeing, tell me what turned him on about it. I'd suck him off during a blow-job scene and have him tell me why my blow-job was better than the one on the screen. I'd sit in his lap with him inside me and roll my hips while he whispered in my ear. However, I'd make him wait until the movie was over (or I had turned it off) and he re-focused on my body and being with me before he was allowed to orgasm.

This was really where I found out how damn sexy he is when he begs for permission to cum.

 

[Lust Engine]

Re: how I enjoy porn

Early in our marriage, my husband was addicted to porn. One of the things I did help him get past it was to actually bring it home and watch it with him. He wanted to watch about four or five minutes then jump on top of me, which, to me, would have made it sort of like him using my body to masturbate.

What I did instead is to get him to talk about what we were seeing, tell me what turned him on about it. I'd suck him off during a blow-job scene and have him tell me why my blow-job was better than the one on the screen. I'd sit in his lap with him inside me and roll my hips while he whispered in my ear. However, I'd make him wait until the movie was over (or I had turned it off) and he re-focused on my body and being with me before he was allowed to orgasm.

This was really where I found out how damn sexy he is when he begs for permission to cum.

Woo hoo there, Ms Kat!

Way to turn what some women find as a threat into something extrememly hot. Congrats!

 

[BlueSugar]

Which is why most women like to read erotica better then the visuals of pornography. ((currently reading The Sleeping Beauty trilogy by Anne Rice... wonderful tale))

Beer, porno, good friends... I couldn't think of a better way to spend the night.

---

Ms Kat... you've given me an idea for a night sooner or later to come. TY for the inspiration!

 

[Seattle Zack]

Which is why most women like to read erotica better then the visuals of pornography.

Very true, Blue. In general, men enjoy the visual porn, and women enjoy the descriptive porn. Which is why I think most casual readers at Lit are women ... and most of the ones perusing the amatuer pic thread are men.

--Zack

The Sleeping Beauty trilogy is great (originally published under a pseudonym, A. N. Roquelaure). She also wrote another S&M novel, Exit to Eden, which is nothing like that horrible Rosie O'Donnell movie. (now there's a feat, fitting Rosie into a pronography thread ...)

 

[Lust Engine]

Beer, porno, good friends... I couldn't think of a better way to spend the night.

Sounds like fun to me!!!

 

[Wickid Cherry Pie]

Sleeping beauty trilogy is good...so is Belinda.
Ever read any Nin? Great kink there.

What about female ejaculation in porn? I've always found that a little, I don't know, odd. Not neccessarily in a bad way, but in a "golly gee look at that" way.

 

[Bobmi357]

About e ... you'll find the reason in g. How could anyone get off in those situations?

My point was simply how could they possibily be comfortable. I'm sure that some people have enjoyed it against a tree like James and his psycho-ex.

But I think that most people tend to enjoy it better when they are comfortable. Which explains why the bedroom and livingrooms are still the most popular spots to have sex.

I suppose the porn industry would probably collapse if they made sure their actors and actresses were comfortable before starting. And there would be no scenes where she leaps from a diving board, performs a triple 360 before impaling herself on some guy.

But I'll be shocked on the day I see a porn scene where the woman ends up having a real orgasm....

 

[James G 5]

Sleeping beauty trilogy is good...so is Belinda.
Ever read any Nin? Great kink there.

What about female ejaculation in porn? I've always found that a little, I don't know, odd. Not neccessarily in a bad way, but in a "golly gee look at that" way.

I dunno, I have a vid of Alisha Klass squirting the camera froma few FEET away due to having a huge dildo up her ass, and it's somehow VERY attractive

 

[James G 5]

But I'll be shocked on the day I see a porn scene where the woman ends up having a real orgasm....

I've met a few porn ladies out side of "public" settings
A few have said they DO have O's SOMEtimes, usually either in girl/girl scenes or scenes with partners they're also with in "real life"...but sometimes for film purposes the real O doesn't make the screen

Tyffany Millions used to use a vibe on herself during her scenes, especially during anal, and said she almost always got off

 

[Lust Engine]

I've met a few porn ladies out side of "public" settings
A few have said they DO have O's SOMEtimes, usually either in girl/girl scenes or scenes with partners they're also with in "real life"...but sometimes for film purposes the real O doesn't make the screen

Tyffany Millions used to use a vibe on herself during her scenes, especially during anal, and said she almost always got off

I agree. While I'm sure not all porn actresses get off during a scene, I'm sure there are a few instances where they do get off. With any luck the directors get it all on film and we get to be the lucky pervs to enjoy it months later.

 

[Cajunman31]

We are the same way .. we rented pornos a bunch of times and have never made it through the whole thing.... I told my wife we need to buy one and just watch that one. Its cheaper....

My wife and I likes to pick them apart when we do get to watch some ... We used to watch the Playboy channel and do that.

I think pornos are good starters... dont yall think?

If it wouldnt of been for a porno we would of never experienced a 3 some.... we were watching one with a friend when we just kind of slipped into it.


heehee

 

[Lust Engine]

I think pornos are good starters... dont yall think?

Excellent starter but as long as you remember that it shouldn't be the closer! They can spice things up quite a bit!