Piggy Back Bandit

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http://www.totalprosports.com/2012/02/17/piggyback-bandit-has-been-banned-in-five-states/

There is a bandit on the loose. He is terrorizing our highschoolers. He is wanted in 5 plus states right now. I wanted to bring it to everyone's attention.

You see I have a bad back. I cannot risk going to work or to the grocery store and having this guy jump on my back delibilitating me. I only get so much time off per year and I do not want to lose it because a 5' nothing guy with Celo Green arms:

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jumps on your back and does his best to wrap those stubs around your neck. People say we we come from apes but looking at those arms I say tyranasaurus rex might need to be sequestered and interrogated.

Honestly it is tough enough to keep kids away from drugs and sex. Hell with MTV promoting that if you are 16 then fuck everyone in sight. If you get pregnant you just might end up on TV and better yet all those magazines that us men look at out of the corner of our eye as we are waiting for the grocery line to slowly dwindle.

A piggy back bandit? Seriously? This guy who is anything from ordinary strolls down your classroom hallways enters your sports gym. Sits right next to your bench and NO ONE bothers to say:

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What are the parents of teenagers teaching their kids? Essentially if a panel van without windows comes anywhere near you run, but if a strange looking adult waddles down your school hallway just ignore him. Especially if he is wearing your school uniform.

Ok now how is it this guy hasn't been apprehended? What about him doesn't stand out to the casual bystander? Especially at a school?

Well I am warning you now Piggy Back Bandit if I feel you jump on my back and that burrito of yours presses into my lower back I am going to scream like a 12 year old cheerleader and hope your alligator arms aren't strong enough to allow you to hold on. Then I am going to turn around and ask you to take a picture with you.

Why because you are the fucking Piggy Back Bandit!!!! Who doesn't love a piggy back ride?????

(Oh on a side note if you really think I was going to alow myself to have 10,000 plus posts next to my name you are just plain silly. At least this way I can still look in the mirror) :D
 
Where's that picture of a bunny with the pancake on its head?


NotSoHungDavid, is that you? : flipoff :
 
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I am confused. Who wouldn't want this strapping young man with those those come hither eyes strapped to there back. I am sure he only weighs a husky 190lbs or so.

Piggy Back Bandit my left ear. He is dreamy in every sense of the word. No wonder no one pays any attention to him. One look into those warm sensual eyes and well we all just fall privy to his every whim.

*sigh*
 
Where's that picture of a bunny with the pancake on its head?


NotSoHungDavid, is that you? : flipoff :

I am unsure what you mean but this fat cat is a menace to our educational institutions. He needs to be stopped.
 
Ok maybe I shouldn't have taken the picture just out of the hot shower. I should have cooled off first...But please don't let it distract you from what is important here.

We have a man jumping on the backs of teenagers. I say we start a look out group. We should alos canvas any summer camps when the time hits. They love doing those piggy back races. I am sure he won't be able to stay away.
 
Just sme specs on our bandit.

His name is: Sherwin Shayegan

And well the rest you can see in the picture. Chop chop people. He is out there. I want A&E to develope our hunt into a TV show ala Capturing Big Foot or whatever those Wonderful Whites of West Virginia are doing now a days.

No offense Slinger but that was a great movie
 
BULLETIN ALERT:

The Piggy Back Bandit is still at large. I didn't sleep last night. I stayed on my back the whole night worried.
 
I need one of those real life super heroes to comb the streets and nab this heinous man. Anyone know any?
 
"He helped lay out uniforms, got water. He even gave a couple of kids shoulder massages. Creepy stuff like that," said Jim Haussler, activities director for the Bismarck Public School District.

Really no one objected to this guy?
 
I admit when I saw the title of the thread I was concerned it was going to be a "slam the pig" thread. I can relax now..............although I think I will refrain from shooting some hoops any time soon.
 
I admit when I saw the title of the thread I was concerned it was going to be a "slam the pig" thread. I can relax now..............although I think I will refrain from shooting some hoops any time soon.

No worries but I would watch your back.
 
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