ClownHater
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http://www.totalprosports.com/2012/02/17/piggyback-bandit-has-been-banned-in-five-states/
There is a bandit on the loose. He is terrorizing our highschoolers. He is wanted in 5 plus states right now. I wanted to bring it to everyone's attention.
You see I have a bad back. I cannot risk going to work or to the grocery store and having this guy jump on my back delibilitating me. I only get so much time off per year and I do not want to lose it because a 5' nothing guy with Celo Green arms:
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jumps on your back and does his best to wrap those stubs around your neck. People say we we come from apes but looking at those arms I say tyranasaurus rex might need to be sequestered and interrogated.
Honestly it is tough enough to keep kids away from drugs and sex. Hell with MTV promoting that if you are 16 then fuck everyone in sight. If you get pregnant you just might end up on TV and better yet all those magazines that us men look at out of the corner of our eye as we are waiting for the grocery line to slowly dwindle.
A piggy back bandit? Seriously? This guy who is anything from ordinary strolls down your classroom hallways enters your sports gym. Sits right next to your bench and NO ONE bothers to say:
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What are the parents of teenagers teaching their kids? Essentially if a panel van without windows comes anywhere near you run, but if a strange looking adult waddles down your school hallway just ignore him. Especially if he is wearing your school uniform.
Ok now how is it this guy hasn't been apprehended? What about him doesn't stand out to the casual bystander? Especially at a school?
Well I am warning you now Piggy Back Bandit if I feel you jump on my back and that burrito of yours presses into my lower back I am going to scream like a 12 year old cheerleader and hope your alligator arms aren't strong enough to allow you to hold on. Then I am going to turn around and ask you to take a picture with you.
Why because you are the fucking Piggy Back Bandit!!!! Who doesn't love a piggy back ride?????
(Oh on a side note if you really think I was going to alow myself to have 10,000 plus posts next to my name you are just plain silly. At least this way I can still look in the mirror)
http://www.totalprosports.com/2012/02/17/piggyback-bandit-has-been-banned-in-five-states/
There is a bandit on the loose. He is terrorizing our highschoolers. He is wanted in 5 plus states right now. I wanted to bring it to everyone's attention.
You see I have a bad back. I cannot risk going to work or to the grocery store and having this guy jump on my back delibilitating me. I only get so much time off per year and I do not want to lose it because a 5' nothing guy with Celo Green arms:
http://img1.imagehousing.com/97/1437c8f27a7e4e6caedbed19ac74f534.jpg
jumps on your back and does his best to wrap those stubs around your neck. People say we we come from apes but looking at those arms I say tyranasaurus rex might need to be sequestered and interrogated.
Honestly it is tough enough to keep kids away from drugs and sex. Hell with MTV promoting that if you are 16 then fuck everyone in sight. If you get pregnant you just might end up on TV and better yet all those magazines that us men look at out of the corner of our eye as we are waiting for the grocery line to slowly dwindle.
A piggy back bandit? Seriously? This guy who is anything from ordinary strolls down your classroom hallways enters your sports gym. Sits right next to your bench and NO ONE bothers to say:
http://img1.imagehousing.com/87/1a8f904c99a3a297cf5873601df6eb44.jpg
What are the parents of teenagers teaching their kids? Essentially if a panel van without windows comes anywhere near you run, but if a strange looking adult waddles down your school hallway just ignore him. Especially if he is wearing your school uniform.
Ok now how is it this guy hasn't been apprehended? What about him doesn't stand out to the casual bystander? Especially at a school?
Well I am warning you now Piggy Back Bandit if I feel you jump on my back and that burrito of yours presses into my lower back I am going to scream like a 12 year old cheerleader and hope your alligator arms aren't strong enough to allow you to hold on. Then I am going to turn around and ask you to take a picture with you.
Why because you are the fucking Piggy Back Bandit!!!! Who doesn't love a piggy back ride?????
(Oh on a side note if you really think I was going to alow myself to have 10,000 plus posts next to my name you are just plain silly. At least this way I can still look in the mirror)
