Pinocchio porn parody?

[UnpublishedEroticaWriter]

Since my stories are now stuck in pending limbo, I thought I'd share a old story idea. With the temporary juvenile name 'Poke-the-hole.' Because it was as close as I could get to making Pinocchio sound dirty. It begins with Gwenppetto who makes life-sized male sex dolls. Since all the men were sent off to war and never returned her business has been very popular. But after riding her favorite sex doll, she wishes upon a star he was a real man.
A man the size of a cricket called Jimmy dick-it or something enters her home to escape from the cold. When the blue fairy comes in to grant Gwen's wishes because she brought so much happiness to the women in town. After the Blue Fairy and Jimmy met she makes him promise he'd look after him in return for sex. So he agrees and they screw like sex-starved moneys. Afterward she grants Gwen's wish. Afterwards Jimmy passes out. Gwen is overjoyed to wake up to her sex doll going down on her. So much so she passes out from the pleasure. Yeah, I know its ridiculous.
Since she is now unconscious and it isn't one of those kind of stories, he decides to get up and leave. So he is strolling down the street naked when he is spotted by Honest Jane and her female partner Gidona. After convincing him with tricky and sex, they lure him to another hot woman and sell him to a live sex show. Where women pay money to have sex with him on stage. They also discover it isn't his nose that grows bigger when he lies.
After being fucked into a coma Jimmy finally wakes up to discover Poke-the-hole is missing and he has to look for him. When all the women at the show had their turn, he gets throw into a cage so he can be sent to a real pleasure island filled with even hornier women. Along with a few other kidnapped men who escaped the war.
When Gwen finally wakes up and realizes it wasn't a dream she also rushes out to look for him. And if anyone is gonna fuck her living sex doll senseless it's gonna be her. Yadda yadda yadda..more sex. Poke-the-hole get swallowed by a woman named the Whale. A part of him does anyway. Anyhow, Gwen and Jimmy finally rescue him and takes him home. Gwen has penetrative sex with him this time and he turns into a real man. Afterwards, all the men return home from war and the Blue fairy also returns to show Jimmy her 'appreciation' for keeping his promise with more sex. And everyone lives happily ever after.

 

[Rob_Royale]

I think this is very good but there is a rule here about using aged up characters that are children in the source material.
So you would have to do some creative shucking and jiving to get around that.

 

[Statius]

I think this is very good but there is a rule here about using aged up characters that are children in the source material.
So you would have to do some creative shucking and jiving to get around that.

Legit question though. The OP isn't using Pinocchio, just some sort of porned out version of that name, so would it matter? If the original name isn't used and there is no reference to a childhood? The created 'puppet' is created an adult, if I read it right.

 

[Rob_Royale]

Legit question though. The OP isn't using Pinocchio, just some sort of porned out version of that name, so would it matter? If the original name isn't used and there is no reference to a childhood? The created 'puppet' is created an adult, if I read it right.

It's a point-of-view question and it would be Laurels POV to worry about. She could see the wooden man as a aged up version of Pinocchio. The best thing to do is to create a completely original Gepetto-type person and creation, in an original setting, and let the story mirror that of Pinocchio, never mentioning the original work.

But, that would defeat the porn-parody idea.

 

[Carnevil9]

There was a porn parody of Pinocchio back in the seventies, very cheesy. Pinocchio was not at all underage, and looked like late twenties to early thirties. I don't remember the title, but the tag line of the movie was, "It's not his nose that grows!"

 

[HippyJeanSalon]

I toyed with a Pinocchio story during the Fairy Tale challenge. I aged up Pinocchio after he had turned human. When he turned 30, he suddenly changed back to wood. He encountered a fortune teller who was able to tell him the change occurred because he was still a virgin (he'd never gotten around to having sex for unknown reasons). What's worse, if he didn't lose his virginity within a year, he'd remain wooden forever. So his quest would be to find a woman who would be willing to deflower a wooden man. From there, I couldn't come up with a story that would continue the setup so I shelved it. Maybe I'll revisit it next year.

 

[M_K_Babalon]

I'm not sure if this would fly either.

 

[Aviastroitel]

There was a porn parody of Pinocchio back in the seventies, very cheesy. Pinocchio was not at all underage, and looked like late twenties to early thirties. I don't remember the title, but the tag line of the movie was, "It's not his nose that grows!"

Lie! Lie! Lie! (now add 747 words of your choice).

 

[LegendInMyOwnMind]

There was a porn parody of Pinocchio back in the seventies, very cheesy. Pinocchio was not at all underage, and looked like late twenties to early thirties. I don't remember the title, but the tag line of the movie was, "It's not his nose that grows!"

I read that, don't remember the source, might have seen it in Penthouse. His name was Ben Oschio. He got his ability to grow when he lied (whether he wanted to or not) from sacrificing to a pagan idol with an enormous dick that was the god of seduction and deceit