Pirate Booty

[MorgaineLaFay]

It's my new favorite snack.

I'm sitting here snacking trying very hard to refrain from clicking on any NYC threads.

 

[TWB]

It's my new favorite snack.

I'm sitting here snacking trying very hard to refrain from clicking on any NYC threads.

What is it?

Real Pirate ass?

Where do you find a pirate these days, unless you are talking about some pale assed computer geek.

Fill me in here, Morgy...

 

[alexandraaah]

Those rock.

 

[perks]

you know, that's funny. Cause the man uses this gawd awful pirate voice and mutters about booty when he sees my ass.

I should record it for you.

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

Pirate Booty is a rice-cheese healthy sort of puff. It's the bomb baby.

I really just like saying the name.

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

you know, that's funny. Cause the man uses this gawd awful pirate voice and mutters about booty when he sees my ass.

I should record it for you.

Naaaaa ...I'll just call him my self on his next day off

 

[perks]

Naaaaa ...I'll just call him my self on his next day off

noooo, that's tomorrow, I'm giving him the present tomorrow. He'll be busy... very very busy.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

noooo, that's tomorrow, I'm giving him the present tomorrow. He'll be busy... very very busy.

yeah I hear something is going to be a "buzz"...okokok I will stop now

 

[perks]

yeah I hear something is going to be a "buzz"...okokok I will stop now

you just love talking about my beaver.

Let's talk about Morgain's booty

 

[brokenbrainwave]

you just love talking about my beaver.

Let's talk about Morgain's booty

ok, rice/cheese/puff? never thought I would see those in the same sentence. hmm let me work on this......

pufffing along to the store, morgy was yearning for some cheesy rice, then outta no where, this handsome pirate emerged from the ship, completly taking morgy off guard as she gasped "damn look at that booty", creating a bomb of thought.

was that lame enough???

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

I should really get to the grocery store.

 

[riff]

I should really get to the grocery store.

Oh you. Just take a nap.

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

Oh you. Just take a nap.

Riff!

Ever since you got that damn cute little pussy you have completly forgotten about taking naps with me.

 

[riff]

When I hold her, I feel like Rhett Butler telling his little Pearl, "... and you will go to the finest school in Charleston, and...." know what I mean?

I still take my naps. I'll be there soon.

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

I'll be the one snuggled up in the hammock by the water in an hour. Bring the pussy cat.

 

[LukkyKnight]

they aren't pale, mostly

Where do you find a pirate these days, unless you are talking about some pale assed computer geek.

Fill me in here, Morgy...

These days one finds pirates in the east pacific, where the oil tankers are slow, fat, unimaginably lucrative targets. Do the math. All you have to be able to do is sail it back to where you can sell the oil... MILLIONS of gallons of it. Compare that to the average annual salary in that part of the world...

 

[DéjàNu]

FYI

http://208.56.92.54/dbimages7/Roberts-PB.jpg

Taste: This booty rocks. With the consistency of Jax Cheese Curls and the taste of a less-cheesy Smartfood, Pirate Booty is a fabulous alternative snack. You could easily devour an entire bag in one sitting, and even better for the health-conscious, it's not horribly bad for you. One of the less heart-congesting bagged snacks.