Plane brought down by ....

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Reports: Flight forced to land after man refuses to stop passing gas, fight ...

USA TODAY - 4 hours ago

According to reports, an airline had to make an emergency landing after a fight broke out onboard over a passenger who allegedly wouldn't stop passing gas.


.... farts?
 
Good thing smoking isn't allowed anymore. That could have been explosive. But I rode a National Trailways bus cross-country in 1966, and the smoke and open windows were all that saved us from passenger farts after a lunch stop at Bun-Boy Burgers in Barstow. I did read of a bus knocked over by flatulence. That was on the old Lost Coast road between Ft Bragg and Eureka, CA just before WWII. Buses were smaller then, and bean dinners were common. Connect the dots.
 
From thread title, I expected the chopper that crashed avoiding a drone, or other craft menaced by drones, or yet more on-board terrorists with box-cutters or hair-driers, or FUCKING SNAKES ON A PLANE! or maybe a window popping out. But fartz...

Standards of sensationalism have surely rottted. Any fucking thing grabs eyeballs now. Used to be, you needed monsters from the sewers or atomic ants to get general attention. Now it's FARTS ON A PLANE. Oh fuck me, that's even beneath Tromp.
 
Is the thread title untrue?

The root cause of the downing (OK, landing) was farts, was it not?

Or was it the fight over the farts?
 
Is the thread title untrue?

The root cause of the downing (OK, landing) was farts, was it not?

Or was it the fight over the farts?

Gotta go to the root cause which was farts. Or maybe whatever the guy had eaten.
But the story I read about it didn't say if they stunk or not. Coulda just been the noise and annoyance. I've been really gassy lately with almost no smell at all but wow are they loud.
 
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