Please be kind...

[Galene]

Woooohooo...Angel on one you on the other.....and George around somewhere....holy shit I think I'm skipping work....lol...not.....

Around somewhere? You mean, in between and further down

 

[angel4u2lust4]

Woooohooo...Angel on one you on the other.....and George around somewhere....holy shit I think I'm skipping work....lol...not.....

wooooohoooooo doing the orgy dance

 

[catsr2wild]

I already called middles of where every it is on 360

lol...Oh yes thats right you did....

 

[catsr2wild]

Around somewhere? You mean, in between and further down

Ran honey we are talking about George, which is probably where he would be on all 3 of us....

 

[catsr2wild]

wooooohoooooo doing the orgy dance

There's a dance????? No wonder I don't have enough orgy's

 

[catsr2wild]

Hi ya hon! Been missing you and hope you're having a wonderful weekend!

Gotta head for the airport shortly, but I'll be back tonight.

I've been missing you as well hon......hmmmm...either a very short trip or you are taking someone else to the airport....

 

[Galene]

Around somewhere? You mean, in between and further down

Geeze, girl... do I need to cross the T's and dot the I's? George is in between Angel and me, and further down on your body

 

[catsr2wild]

Geeze, girl... do I need to cross the T's and dot the I's? George is in between Angel and me, and further down on your body

In my greatest dreams....

 

[george55]

In my greatest dreams....

My dream is going to see St Peter...........

"No Sir.........I know they brought me back at least twice before.....yes Sir.....I understand...........but how could I pass up.......three lucious ladies.............No Sir...........right, the little head...................Yes Sir.............I wouldn't believe me either........................No Sir...................won't do it again.......thank you Sir........



Right...................

 

[laaag]

I've been missing you as well hon......hmmmm...either a very short trip or you are taking someone else to the airport....

I had a feeling I'd get a wise crack from you on that. Meant I'd be back on line tonight.

 

[Broken_Angel]

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[Victoria_2001_02769]

My dream is going to see St Peter...........

"No Sir.........I know they brought me back at least twice before.....yes Sir.....I understand...........but how could I pass up.......three lucious ladies.............No Sir...........right, the little head...................Yes Sir.............I wouldn't believe me either........................No Sir...................won't do it again.......thank you Sir........



Right...................

UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, G!! You told St. Peter a FIB when you said you "won't do it again"! UMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!

 

[Victoria_2001_02769]

From the mail bag:

~ I hope you don't mind if I put this up here, Darlin' Sis. It was on the Isolated Blurt thread... but I'm afraid it offended a few readers... so I removed it.


'Twas The Night Before Christmas - Adult Style
by: Anonymous



'Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat
The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat
The doors were all bolted, and the phone off the hook
It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook.

Momma in her teddy, and I in the nude
Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube
When out on the lawn there arose such a cry,
That I lost my boner and poor momma went dry.

Up to the window I sprang like an elf,
Tore back the shade while she played with herself.
The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built,
Showed a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt.

When what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangy reindeer.
With a fat little driver, half out of his sled,
A sock in his ear, and a bra on his head.

Sure as I'm speaking, he was as high as a kite.
And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right.
Whoa Shithead, whoa Asshole, whoa Stupid, whoa Putz,
Either slow down this rig or I'll cut off your nuts.

Look out for the lamp post, and don't hit the tree,
Quit shaking the sleigh, 'cause I gotta go pee.
They cleared the old lamp post, the tree got a rub,
Just as Santa leaned out and threw up on my shrub.

And then from the roof we heard such a clatter,
As each little reindeer now emptied his bladder.
I was donning my jacket to cover my ass,
When down the chimney Santa came with a crash.

His suit was all smelly with perfume galore,
He looked like a bum and he smelled like a whore.
"That was some brothel," he said with a smile,
"The reindeer are pooped, and I'll just stay here awhile.

He walked to the kitchen, himself poured a drink,
Then whipped out his pecker and pissed in the sink.
I started to laugh, my wife smiled with glee,
The old boy was hung nearly down to his knee.

Back in the den, Santa reached in his sack,
But his toys were all gone, and some new things were packed.

The first thing he found was a pair of false tits,
The next was a handgun with a penis that spits.

A box filled with condoms was Santa's next find,
And a six pack of panties, the edible kind.
A bra without nipples, a penis extension,
And several other things that I shouldn't even mention.

A cock ring, a G-string, and all types of oil,
A dildo so long, it lay in a coil.
"This stuff ain't for kids, Mrs. Santa will shit,
So I'll leave 'em here, and then I'll just split."

He filled every stocking and then took his leave,
With one tiny butt plug tucked under his sleeve.
He sprang to his sleigh, but his feet were like lead,
Thus he fell on his ass and broke wind instead.

In time he was seated, took the reins of his hitch,
Saying, "Take me home Rudolph, this night's been a bitch!"
The sleigh was near gone when we heard Santa shout,
"The best thing about sex is that it never wears out!"

 

[Broken_Angel]

~ I hope you don't mind if I put this up here, Darlin' Sis. It was on the Isolated Blurt thread... but I'm afraid it offended a few readers... so I removed it.


'Twas The Night Before Christmas - Adult Style
by: Anonymous



'Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat
The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat
The doors were all bolted, and the phone off the hook
It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook.

Momma in her teddy, and I in the nude
Had just hit the bedroom and reached for the lube
When out on the lawn there arose such a cry,
That I lost my boner and poor momma went dry.

Up to the window I sprang like an elf,
Tore back the shade while she played with herself.
The moon on the crest of the snowman we'd built,
Showed a broom up his ass, clean up to the hilt.

When what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a rusty old sleigh and eight mangy reindeer.
With a fat little driver, half out of his sled,
A sock in his ear, and a bra on his head.

Sure as I'm speaking, he was as high as a kite.
And he yelled to his team, but it didn't sound right.
Whoa Shithead, whoa Asshole, whoa Stupid, whoa Putz,
Either slow down this rig or I'll cut off your nuts.

Look out for the lamp post, and don't hit the tree,
Quit shaking the sleigh, 'cause I gotta go pee.
They cleared the old lamp post, the tree got a rub,
Just as Santa leaned out and threw up on my shrub.

And then from the roof we heard such a clatter,
As each little reindeer now emptied his bladder.
I was donning my jacket to cover my ass,
When down the chimney Santa came with a crash.

His suit was all smelly with perfume galore,
He looked like a bum and he smelled like a whore.
"That was some brothel," he said with a smile,
"The reindeer are pooped, and I'll just stay here awhile.

He walked to the kitchen, himself poured a drink,
Then whipped out his pecker and pissed in the sink.
I started to laugh, my wife smiled with glee,
The old boy was hung nearly down to his knee.

Back in the den, Santa reached in his sack,
But his toys were all gone, and some new things were packed.

The first thing he found was a pair of false tits,
The next was a handgun with a penis that spits.

A box filled with condoms was Santa's next find,
And a six pack of panties, the edible kind.
A bra without nipples, a penis extension,
And several other things that I shouldn't even mention.

A cock ring, a G-string, and all types of oil,
A dildo so long, it lay in a coil.
"This stuff ain't for kids, Mrs. Santa will shit,
So I'll leave 'em here, and then I'll just split."

He filled every stocking and then took his leave,
With one tiny butt plug tucked under his sleeve.
He sprang to his sleigh, but his feet were like lead,
Thus he fell on his ass and broke wind instead.

In time he was seated, took the reins of his hitch,
Saying, "Take me home Rudolph, this night's been a bitch!"
The sleigh was near gone when we heard Santa shout,
"The best thing about sex is that it never wears out!"

Are you Friggin' kidding me... Offended readers....OMFG!!! ummm is this or is it not an adult... aka porn site.... I saw nothing wrong with it over there ... but then it was on the F'in General board...

 

[george55]

UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, G!! You told St. Peter a FIB when you said you "won't do it again"! UMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!

ssssshhhhhhh Torie please..............somewhere in life I hope I've done enough to offset a wee little one such as this.........

and while at it......cume over here and let Santa remove that g-string before you sit on his lap.............

 

[Erotica_Writings]

Are you Friggin' kidding me... Offended readers....OMFG!!! ummm is this or is it not an adult... aka porn site.... I saw nothing wrong with it over there ... but then it was on the F'in General board...

they just want to bitch is all

 

[Victoria_2001_02769]

they just want to bitch is all

You should have heard Angel Sis! She was laughin so hard... she could hardly READ it! *LMAO!*

 

[Erotica_Writings]

You should have heard Angel Sis! She was laughin so hard... she could hardly READ it! *LMAO!*

it was funny, you know what i always say joke em if they can't take a fuck *shrugs shoulders shaking head*

 

[Broken_Angel]

they just want to bitch is all

well... i know not to expect much from them over there... most tend to be mean anyway....that's why I normally steer clear of the gb....I got enough drama in r/l that i don't need their crap....

 

[george55]

Since the theme is weird Christmas




Father:

Did you ever see the faces of the children
They get so excited.
Waking up on christmas morning
Hours before the winter suns ignited.
They believe in dreams and all they mean
Including heavens generosity.
Peeping round the door
to see what parcels are for free
In curiosity.

And Tommy doesn't know what day it is.
He doesn't know who Jesus was or what praying is.
How can he be saved?
From the eternal grave.

Surrounded by his friends he sits so silently,
And unaware of everything.
Playing poxy pin ball
picks his nose and smiles and
Pokes his tongue at everything.
I believe in love
but how can men who've never seen
Light be enlightened.
Only if he's cured
will his spirits future level ever heighten.

And Tommy doesn't know what day it is.
He doesn't know who Jesus was or what praying is.
How can he be saved?
From the eternal grave.

Tommy can you hear me?
Tommy can you hear me?
Tommy can you hear me?
Tommy can you hear me?
Tommy can you hear me?
Can you hear me?
How can he be saved?

Tommy:

See me, feel me
Touch me, heal me.
See me, feel me
Touch me, heal me!

Fahter:

Tommy can you hear me?
Tommy can you hear me?
Tommy can you hear me?
Tommy can you hear me?
Tommy can you hear me?
Can you--Can you--Can you hear me?
How can he be saved?

Did you ever see the faces of the children
They get so excited.
Waking up on christmas morning
Hours before the winter suns ignited.
They believe in dreams and all they mean
Including heavens generosity.
Peeping round the door
to see what parcels are for free
In curiosity.

And Tommy doesn't know what day it is.
He doesn't know who Jesus was or what praying is.
How can he be saved?
From the eternal grave.




s to you all

 

[Erotica_Writings]

 

[Erotica_Writings]

well... i know not to expect much from them over there... most tend to be mean anyway....that's why I normally steer clear of the gb....I got enough drama in r/l that i don't need their crap....

yeah they act like little teeny boppers

 

[limiwa]

bringing sunshine and smiles to you sexy Cats

 

[kayte]

Good morning/afternoon {{{{{{{{Cats}}}}}}}}}}}

Did I mention I do love your latest AV?

Have a magnificent Monday sweetie.

 

[Erotica_Writings]

Merry Christmas everyone wanna see Mrs. Claus?