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Health plans....

A wealthy hospital benefactor was visiting the local hospital. During her
tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating.
"Oh my GOD!" said the woman. "That's disgraceful. Why is he doing that?"
"The doctor that was leading the tour explained, "I am sorry, but this man
has a very serious condition where the testicles rapidly fill with semen.
If
he doesn't do that five times a day, they'll explode and he will die within
minutes."
"Oh, that's terrible," said the woman. In the very next room they could see
that a female nurse was performing oral sex on a different male patient.
OH my GOD!" said the woman, "How can that be justified?"
The doctor replied, "Same illness, better health plan."
 
catsr2wild said:
A wealthy hospital benefactor was visiting the local hospital. During her
tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating.
"Oh my GOD!" said the woman. "That's disgraceful. Why is he doing that?"
"The doctor that was leading the tour explained, "I am sorry, but this man
has a very serious condition where the testicles rapidly fill with semen.
If
he doesn't do that five times a day, they'll explode and he will die within
minutes."
"Oh, that's terrible," said the woman. In the very next room they could see
that a female nurse was performing oral sex on a different male patient.
OH my GOD!" said the woman, "How can that be justified?"
The doctor replied, "Same illness, better health plan."

Checking out my health plan...Yup! Give me oral sex Cats....the check is in the mail! Happy humpy day hun!!
:nana: :D
 
Snake91143 said:
Checking out my health plan...Yup! Give me oral sex Cats....the check is in the mail! Happy humpy day hun!!
:nana: :D


Mmmmmmmmmm.....ok....I can do that if it will help keep your balls from exploding Snakey.... :p :p :p :p
 
MaryBears said:
{{{{{{{{{{Cats}}}}}}}}}}}}} Happy Hump Day!!!!!!! :kiss: :rose: have a good one​


Thanks Mary....you staying out oftrouble or shopping around to get into some?
 
Oh i don't have to shop around....it just finds me.....:eek: i can be a sweet innocent one and TROUBLE finds me.​


catsr2wild said:
Thanks Mary....you staying out oftrouble or shopping around to get into some?
 
MaryBears said:
Oh i don't have to shop around....it just finds me.....:eek: i can be a sweet innocent one and TROUBLE finds me.​



Sweet.....yes.....innocent.....who are you trying to fool girl...you be a wild woman....lol.... :catroar: :catroar:
 
catsr2wild said:
Evening Sunshine...great job on the inches lost at Curves...{{{{{{{{{hugs}}}}}} I'm proud of you... :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:

*tosses a shoe at TM's head for opening his big mouth*

Thanks, not an 'official' thang yet. I've only been going 2 weeks, ya know.
 
anne27 said:
*tosses a shoe at TM's head for opening his big mouth*

Thanks, not an 'official' thang yet. I've only been going 2 weeks, ya know.



I'm still proud of you .... :kiss: :rose:
 
catsr2wild said:
I'm still proud of you .... :kiss: :rose:


I had a coupla words with one of the trainers there tonight about my working out 5 times a week :rolleyes: .

I am enjoying it, though and my sis is doing it, so I'm happy :)

And thanks :eek:
 
anne27 said:
*tosses a shoe at TM's head for opening his big mouth*

Thanks, not an 'official' thang yet. I've only been going 2 weeks, ya know.
Ouch. slow moving shoe. :nana:
 
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