Please cheer me up

I cant do it, its against my religion.

Despairing in Darwin,
Tojo
 
I always find that reading a page or two of Richard Lederer helps a lot.
http://verbivore.com/wordpress/american-history-according-to-student-bloopers/

a sample of compiled student bloopers -

"The 19th century was a time of a great many thoughts and inventions. People stopped reproducing by hand and started reproducing by machine. The invention of the steamboat by Robert Fulton caused a network of rivers to spring up. Samuel Morse invented a code of telepathy. Eli Whitney invented the spinning gin. Thomas Edison invented the pornograph and the indecent lamp."
 
My weather app says it's supposed to warm up. That seems to cheer up most folks.
 
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