Please... Please.... I'm begging you

I want to:

molester your fester
juice your caboose
slam your man-clam
prod your clod
 
*Looks at my name on here* I seem to be living in sin anyway. God doesn't exist, but Daemons sure as hell do. *checks* Yup! Definitely still a Daemon. It's okay if you do believe in God though. Just give me some PROOF that he does and I'll respect your decision.

Until THEN BRING ON THE ANAL SEX! Hey boys how bout a threesome?

You aint no demon, just a poor deluded fool. Wake up and smell the coffee!!!
 
I feel called to comment on the evil going on here. My church has become internet literate, and we feel that its right to fight evil everywhere including here. Fundies is a nice name. I aint no fundie I'm just trying to inject you with some common sense is all.

"I'm just trying to inject you with some common sense is all"

Mmmmmm......say that again.....real slow...especially the trying to inject you part.

You know, Tek has a voice thread.......:eek:
 
I feel called to comment on the evil going on here. My church has become internet literate, and we feel that its right to fight evil everywhere including here. Fundies is a nice name. I aint no fundie I'm just trying to inject you with some common nonsense is all.
There, fixed.
You are so generous.
Take your crusade and shove it.
 
"I'm just trying to inject you with some common sense is all"

Mmmmmm......say that again.....real slow...especially the trying to inject you part.

You know, Tek has a voice thread.......:eek:
.....
 
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I feel called to comment on the evil going on here. My church has become internet literate, and we feel that its right to fight evil everywhere including here. Fundies is a nice name. I aint no fundie I'm just trying to inject you with some common sense is all.
Hehehehehehehe.....he want to inject you. :D :D :D

We've infected and corrupted already. ;)
 
I had sex before marriage. I've had sex in a church. I've had my ass fucked at least once a week since we started having sex. I've had cum on me, on purpose. I masturbate at least once a day. I'm bisexual.

Shouldn't I be struck down by god or something like that?
 
I feel called to comment on the evil going on here. My church has become internet literate, and we feel that its right to fight evil everywhere including here. Fundies is a nice name. I aint no fundie I'm just trying to inject you with some common sense is all.

It's not evil if this is between consenting adults.

Did the little boy figure out mummy's password?
 
I had sex before marriage. I've had sex in a church. I've had my ass fucked at least once a week since we started having sex. I've had cum on me, on purpose. I masturbate at least once a day. I'm bisexual.

Shouldn't I be struck down by god or something like that?

God wants to help you. You're a victim thats all. I'm here to give you a message at this moment. SEIZE IT!! Or you will be struck down. God made you in his image, but your choosing to image a demon. Wake up. If you do that will make my day!
 
Please for the love of Pete, if you are going to preach at us..............learn how to use the proper forms of words.

You're = ex. "You're my bitch" or another way to say it is "You are my bitch."
your= ex. "Your bitch is over there."
 
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