Please... Please.... I'm begging you

[sunshinegirl05]

You're gonna be my bitch in a minute, so get your ass over here.

Just wanted to add another example....

anything for you darlin'. Oh wait! Is this the right place to be doing this?????

 

[WboroBaptM0134]

Oh! Sweet Jesus! I have seen the light! I was just waiting for the chance to crawl out of the mire. Rescue me from these sinners and harlots my friend

I want to please Jesus now. Pour down upon me. I'm on my knees baby Jesus.
Fill me with your spirit. I want to feel you in my heart. I am opened wide for your love! Save me from all these naughty ones.

Wash me, cleanse me, your warmth dripping down my face.

Yeah right! What are you talking about?

 

[EllaPure]

God put one book in front of your eyes and thats all you need.

Kama Sutra?

Walk away Ella, walk away!

 

[DayMaker]

Oh! Sweet Jesus! I have seen the light! I was just waiting for the chance to crawl out of the mire. Rescue me from these sinners and harlots my friend

I want to please Jesus now. Pour down upon me. I'm on my knees baby Jesus.
Fill me with your spirit. I want to feel you in my heart. I am opened wide for your love! Save me from all these naughty ones.

Wash me, cleanse me, your warmth dripping down my face.

Okay....THIS made my morning.

Dirtiest thing I've read all day.

 

[MrsGoonie]

The Mrs. Goonie said:
I had sex before marriage. I've had sex in a church. I've had my ass fucked at least once a week since we started having sex. I've had cum on me, on purpose. I masturbate at least once a day. I'm bisexual.

Shouldn't I be struck down by god or something like that?

And the Reverend said:
God wants to help you. You're a victim thats all. I'm here to give you a message at this moment. SEIZE IT!! Or you will be struck down. God made you in his image, but your choosing to image a demon. Wake up. If you do that will make my day!



You two work well together......very impressed.

Hey now. As your neighbor to the east I will not say anything about cornfuckers and farm animals.

 

[Jinxi Minxi]

You're such a good bitch!

LOL thanks! You ain't bad yaself.

 

[kendra1980]

Aww shucks! I'm getting bashful now...but you might get struck down by lightning in a min for talking filth. I'm sure even to pay a girl compliments from another girl must be considered sinful?

(Oh and thank you! Want a snog fest? )

To be perfectly honest, I think your knickers have a whole lot of people thinking naughty things...or maybe it is how those knickers sit so prettily on that fantastic ass of yours...color me jealous

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Okay okay maybe I'll switch it to 3 guys. So I could be sucking one, have one in my pussy, and the final one in my ass. I was just leaving out the sucking one before.

4 is better.

 

[SavourYou30]

The Mrs. Goonie said:
I had sex before marriage. I've had sex in a church. I've had my ass fucked at least once a week since we started having sex. I've had cum on me, on purpose. I masturbate at least once a day. I'm bisexual.

Shouldn't I be struck down by god or something like that?

And the Reverend said:
God wants to help you. You're a victim thats all. I'm here to give you a message at this moment. SEIZE IT!! Or you will be struck down. God made you in his image, but your choosing to image a demon. Wake up. If you do that will make my day!



You two work well together......very impressed.

I assume they are a couple with an extremely creative religious debate fetish. I am impressed.

You two are obviously a fun artistic couple. You'll fit in perfectly here.

 

[kendra1980]

4 is better.

and you know this from hearsay...or experience?

 

[SavourYou30]

4 is better.

Count me in. I'll eat the creampie out of her ass, I'm queer for man chowder.

 

[sunshinegirl05]

and you know this from hearsay...or experience?

hearsay............

 

[teknight]

hearsay............

Was one doing your ear? Is that what that means?

 

[Jinxi Minxi]

To be perfectly honest, I think your knickers have a whole lot of people thinking naughty things...or maybe it is how those knickers sit so prettily on that fantastic ass of yours...color me jealous

Ok, so you're jealous of my ass and the knickers covering them, I'm jealous of your long gorgeous legs...wanna trade?

 

[justuandmekiddo]

Fuck Phelps....and I don't cuss.

 

[Grifters]

hearsay............

Hear say
Aural sex

 

[WboroBaptM0134]

Now I have had it up to here folks!!! There is some truly evil shit going on in this forum. Why look theres a huge thread entitled "Have you ever eaten your own..." WHat is going on people?!! And what makes a person want to take a crap all over the glory of creation thats given out for ... free!? It makes me so sad there are whole legions or clubs of deeply perverted and close to evil people dedicated to perverting the world. And for what purpose? Thats what I ask. You people have surrendered up your long term joys and treasures for some imaginary pleasure which ain't even that pleasurable. Geez who would find joy in having things stuck up their arse? Whats the joy in being inseminated with other peoples diseases that spring from their impure thoughts?

Please I beg all of you...

ENOUGHHHH!!

Enough of sin! See the truth its there in front of you. Come on lets go, together we can end this horror. For all you who are depressed and weighed down by unclean thoughts, I've got the cure. Its so easy! Lets do it!!

 

[MrsGoonie]

God put one book in front of your eyes and thats all you need. Gosh read widely but remember that those are the opinions of a man.

God put thousands of books in front of my eyes and he gave me an open mind to read them with. God created us and then stepped away for us to figure out this world by ourselves. He gave us free will, but he did not give us revealed religions. The bible is a very good morality tale, but that's it.

While jesus was on earth, he was a man. He's in a book written by men. See where I'm going with this?

 

[teknight]

Fuck Phelps....and I don't cuss.

Yes you do! You just said Phelps!

 

[Jinxi Minxi]

Fuck Phelps....and I don't cuss.

Who is Phelps?

 

[EllaPure]

Yes you do! You just said Phelps!

.....

 

[teknight]

Now I have had it up to here folks!!! There is some truly evil shit going on in this forum. Why look theres a huge thread entitled "Have you ever eaten your own..." WHat is going on people?!! And what makes a person want to take a crap all over the glory of creation thats given out for ... free!? It makes me so sad there are whole legions or clubs of deeply perverted and close to evil people dedicated to perverting the world. And for what purpose? Thats what I ask. You people have surrendered up your long term joys and treasures for some imaginary pleasure which ain't even that pleasurable. Geez who would find joy in having things stuck up their arse? Whats the joy in being inseminated with other peoples diseases that spring from their impure thoughts?

Please I beg all of you...

ENOUGHHHH!!

Enough of sin! See the truth its there in front of you. Come on lets go, together we can end this horror. For all you who are depressed and weighed down by unclean thoughts, I've got the cure. Its so easy! Lets do it!!

You are horror. Can you end?

You and your lies are perverting the world.
You don't have a cure. You have ignorance. That is a disease, more harmful than cancer and syphilis.

 

[WboroBaptM0134]

Ok, so you're jealous of my ass and the knickers covering them, I'm jealous of your long gorgeous legs...wanna trade?

Give it up!! Look at what god's given you and you show no respect. Turn your mind to other things than what dogs think of.

 

[DaemonOfSin]

Oh! Sweet Jesus! I have seen the light! I was just waiting for the chance to crawl out of the mire. Rescue me from these sinners and harlots my friend

I want to please Jesus now. Pour down upon me. I'm on my knees baby Jesus.
Fill me with your spirit. I want to feel you in my heart. I am opened wide for your love! Save me from all these naughty ones.

Wash me, cleanse me, your warmth dripping down my face.

hmmm savour I like where your going with this. That is so perfectly dirty.

All that was missing was Jesus saying "Oh Suck ME Good!" lol sorry had to throw in a Russell Brand Reference

Yeah yeah, funny how those who are truly fooled alway accuse others of being the fool. WISE UP.

I'm sure you mean ALWAYS and not alway or away. If I am a fool which I HIGHLY doubt in this situation. Simply because I'M NOT THE IDIOT PREACHING ABOUT GOD! Now I see and work with a Pastor every Friday and Saturday. He has absolutely no problem with my life. SINCE IT DOESN'T EFFECT HIM. Plus he doesn't need to know about the gang bang I had when he wasn't around.

4 is better.

I'd be so thoroughly used Christmas came early!

 

[EllaPure]

Who is Phelps?

He's a sexually frustrated man in Kansas....