Pleasure Kingdoms Second Attempt: OOC

[Jacobo_Curious]

Hehehe, welcome back, hun.

I hope NyghtRayne comes back soon too...

Okay, also, a GM-style notice. Unless I missed something, it's not that late yet -- it's probably in the late afternoon at this point. So, even though your characters are probably tired and might be taking naps, we've still got the adventure ahead of us! Once we get through our obligitory dungeon crawl, we'll head back to the town for some merrymaking, get our Awards (while Lavastine hides from the Magistrate, since I think it was his horse she stole), and then we'll be off to the Wizard's College!

New adventures and quests abound! Let's rake in the experience points, boys! ^_^

 

[The GrandMage]

Awards. Pffft.

What nonsense.

*Mutters about how he could probably only get in the Wizard's college if he tried to pass himself off as a pet, and he wouldn't degrade himself enough to even try fighting for that position in the biased Fae society.*

 

[katalynn]

You mean the day hasn't ended. *pouts* that means.... that the teasing has to continue... must... resist.... Zarls taunting, most remarkable touch...


~ Wonders if I should edit my last post then. /shrug.. Everyone kept saying it was night, so well, ya know.. Or at least indicated it was night ~

 

[roleplaylifer]

Will have to edit a ton of posts, if the moonlit tryst between Eeve and Ritsuko didn't happen. lol

 

[katalynn]

LMAO true.. very true..

 

[The GrandMage]

Well, let's see,....we had a little fight near the town in the morning,....it would have been late morning when we came across the farm massacre,....a few hours traipsing through the woods, an epic battle,....everyone arrives, healing, sex....

Well, I don't have a clue.

Wait, a dungeon crawl?
This isn't over yet!?

Okay, once eveyone's done humping like bunnies, I think we should camp in the tower. A little food, share some stories, maybe.

 

[NyghtRayne]

Sorry for the disappearnce..but I am pretty much back now and will try to catch up this evening.. And as to the time.. I think since everyone pretty much slept or passed out after the healing after the battle that is is pretty well into the evening.

 

[Jacobo_Curious]

Aaacha. Okay, if everyone's tired and all the posts were at night and stuff, we can say it's night and have everyone go sleepy for a little while.

Shizura might wake you guys up in the middle of the night, though, to get the jump on the badguys. They won't expect us to be coming! ^_^

 

[The GrandMage]

"Sir, we didn't expect them to come at night!"
"And when did you expect them, just in time for tea?"
"Umm,...yes, actually. I guess they didn't get the invites,..."
"... ... ... Lacky, come here a moment."
"Yes, sir?" *Flames and screaming and death.*
"Stupid git."


Yeah, I can see that scene now.
Shizura: "Come on, everybody! If we attack now, they won't expect us! We can get a drop on them!"
Zarl: "Yeah, well, they won't expect us to attack them next week, either. Why not do that? Although, if you keep jumping around excitedly like that, you might change my mind,... Speaking of which, you could change my mind a lot faster if the two of us went off and spent a little time together, ehh?"
Shizura: *Blinks,...waits,...blushes and smacks Zarl with a mallet.*
Zarl: "Ow! Well, it was worth a shot,..."

 

[roleplaylifer]

ROFL.

 

[The GrandMage]

Oh, yeah, you laugh. But we'll see what happens when the time to choose hits you. Zarl's gotten a lot of responses in the creation, death, and resurrection of this thread.

He's been thrown out a window.
He's been hit upside the head with a Mace...and while not a mallet, Shizura wasn't exactly going easy on him.
He's been rudely escorted off the premises by golems.
And he's been damn near raped by women only too willing.

And while Zarl may approve of the latter, I tend to find a little resistance a good thing. Really develops characters and such.

Of course, that shouldn't persuade anyone from having their female characters be only too willing. I'm sure Zarl'd appreciate it.

 

[Khadgar]

*grins* yes, zarl does have it a little rough, but he likes it that way.

 

[The GrandMage]

And how would you know how Zarl likes it, huh, rodent-boy? You got your furry little woodland arch-enemies spying on Zarl's activities? Make a pact with chipmunks?

*Steps into the foreground as background freezes.*

That's right, every year, thousands of harmless squirrels are killed by this squirrel-freak and his evil chipmunk companions. Filled with self-hatred, he lashes out at creatures too stupid to know that roads are not places to find nuts.

But you can help to end his reign of terror. For only three cents a day, the price of penny candy, you can help save a squirrel. Stop their jittery, panoid behavior of moving three inches, eyeing everything within a half mile in random looks before running at the speed of light up a tree they don't even live in. Collecting your pennies, our organization will dare big, tough-looking men to grapple with this large, hairy, scatterbrained monster, eventually clubbing it to death with hamhock fists.

Then we'll probably buy a value meal or something with the money. But! If you give enough, we'll send you a video of this senseless carnage so you too can feel a part.

Send your money to:

Shameless MoneyGrabbers
PO Box 47333
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Author's Note: This post, although sarcastic and somewhat cruel, was written purely for entertainment and was not meant to be derogatory or spiteful to any persons or species, living, dead, or fictional. The undead can screw themselves.

Several squirrels and probably a few chipmunks may have died during the writing of this post. Statistically, somewhere out there,...probably.

 

[Jacobo_Curious]

Sorry for the break in posting, folks -- Nyght and Khad especially. I'll have a new post either tonight or tomorrow for sure. No worries. ^_^

 

[katalynn]

ROFLMAO

GM I needed that laugh..

 

[Khadgar]

no worries JC *smiles*

 

[roleplaylifer]

Taking a hiatus from posting currently. Evee and Ritsuko slept together in each others arms after their little tryst, so trying to give the others as much time as needed to do their own actions before the samurai makes it back to camp.

 

[Armphid]

Sorry ST, I thought this would make for a more interesting plot and overall seduction. Now that he's doubting the decision and her dander is up, it's going to be fun.

 

[roleplaylifer]

(chuckles) And the plot twists again. Nice writing, Armphid.

 

[The GrandMage]

There's an old Macrai-Itoche saying,...

"Everyone dies at some point, but how often do you have the chance to rape an elf?"

It's attributed to Alrician. Last words, you know. Wanted them to be deep.

 

[roleplaylifer]

Deep in an elf maybe. Maybe Ritsuko should be watching her back a little more than what she is. lol

 

[The GrandMage]

Maybe she should.
No telling what a Macrai-Itoche may do.

Of course, then again, she might like it. lol.

But no. As much as the Macrai-Itoche are from the void and the Destroyer, they do have a sense of honor.
Not much of one, but they have it.

And, if I ever get back to where everyone's making camp, maybe he can tell the story of their creation.

If everyone wants to be bored.

 

[katalynn]

blah.. sorry, I missed a few posts it looks like. Not sure how. =(.. haven't seen any past few days... Oh well.. Strange..

 

[The GrandMage]

Ehh, no big deal.

I've had a couple of those, too.

"The what what now? When did,...Oh, shit, where'd those come from?"

 

[katalynn]

exactly.. ~ LMAO..