Plot Bunny Pens

[TheExperimentalist]

My understanding of the idiom is that May always refers to younger, December means older- as in the seasons of life.
See for instance this Google AI explanation:

The phrase uses the changing seasons to symbolize the human lifespan:

• May: Represents spring, symbolizing relative youth, vitality, and the beginning of life.
• December: Represents winter, symbolizing a much older age, maturity, and the later stages of life.

That makes so much more sense. I'd assumed "someone born in May" versus "someone born in December" as proportional to a year being a lifespan...

(So yes, this is exactly like my grower/shower confusion.)

 

[sirhugs]

That makes so much more sense. I'd assumed "someone born in May" versus "someone born in December" as proportional to a year being a lifespan...

(So yes, this is exactly like my grower/shower confusion.)

It is "shower"
not "shower"

 

[TheExperimentalist]

It is "shower"
not "shower"

Wait... had you... had you only read the terms and never heard them spoken? Was your understanding of them even worse off than mine had been? I feel like such a weight has been lifted, like I'm not actually a freak! (Or at least, that you and I can be freaks together.)

 

[sirhugs]

Wait... had you... had you only read the terms and never heard them spoken? Was your understanding of them even worse off than mine had been? I feel like such a weight has been lifted, like I'm not actually a freak! (Or at least, that you and I can be freaks together.)

I am definitely a freak, or at least a geek (I wave the flag proudly), but , no, i knew the difference. i was just being silly because it beats wallowing in the depression.

 

[TheExperimentalist]

I am definitely a freak, or at least a geek (I wave the flag proudly), but , no, i knew the difference. i was just being silly because it beats wallowing in the depression.

Ah. Oh well, guess I am just a freak then. But hey, good news! This is a site full of freaks, who openly and enthusiastically welcome freakiness, so I'm safe here!

 

[anthrodisiac]

Ah. Oh well, guess I am just a freak then. But hey, good news! This is a site full of freaks, who openly and enthusiastically welcome freakiness, so I'm safe here!

Freak be me

 

[liliput1]

Free use, up for adoption.

Prudence. Popularly teased as "Prudence the Prude." May need a nice Plot Bunny Pen if not adopted.

The twist is that rather than being a prude, she has rebelled against the label and is quietly, secretly even, polymorphously perverse. You name it, she will try it. Probably already has.

Flexible as to personal details, but my intial image of Pru was tall, thin, smallish breats, not much in the hip or ass dept. Long dark hair (why am I obessing over hair down to the ass these days?). Maybe 30ish? Though a "just graduated high school" version could lead to some fun. Maybe even a prom recollection plot?

I don't see her as the December side of Mature, but your mileage may vary.

Modify as your imagination requires.

A notification here and/or FUCK™ if you publish would be cool. If you want to plug the thread that inspired you in an Author's Note, even better.

Sounds like she puts the Pru in prurient.

 

[sirhugs]

Sounds like she puts the Pru in prurient.

Putting the Pru in Prurient would be a great title

 

[KittyOfSteele]

...did... did they just admit they had sex? Between each other?

That's it, that's the whole plot bunny: a K-pop girl group admits in public they just had sex with each other, and their employers apparently are running with it. Let the scandal be free, because the wording of that teaser right there just dropped a nuclear bomb in my filthy brain, and I'm just wondering where did that orgy happened, how did it look like, and what did each one of them did, because no (G)I-DLE fanfic that exists online will ever top what my mind is going through right now.

I know this was on purpose, and I'm mad at myself for falling into that trap, but whatever.

 

[liliput1]

...did... did they just admit they had sex? Between each other?

That's it, that's the whole plot bunny: a K-pop girl group admits in public they just had sex with each other, and their employers apparently are running with it. Let the scandal be free, because the wording of that teaser right there just dropped a nuclear bomb in my filthy brain, and I'm just wondering where did that orgy happened, how did it look like, and what did each one of them did, because no (G)I-DLE fanfic that exists online will ever top what my mind is going through right now.

I know this was on purpose, and I'm mad at myself for falling into that trap, but whatever.

"We" is ambiguous here though so there'll be some back and forth about it. Oh we meant that so and so has a boyfriend and so does this other person.

But there are stories out there about beards appearing on a celeb's arm to throw fans and media off the scent. Some perhaps even get compensated.

 

[StillStunned]

Does anyone remember the BBC series "Goodnight Sweetheart"? A man finds a portal that takes him back to London during the Blitz, and starts leading a double life: one in the 1990s, one during WWII.

Plot bunny: a similar setup, but the character is a woman and she wanders into the 1970s and becomes a porn actress. Obviously you have to handwave the COVID germs and other technicalities, and the nastier aspects of the period and the porn industry.

 

[liliput1]

Does anyone remember the BBC series "Goodnight Sweetheart"? A man finds a portal that takes him back to London during the Blitz, and starts leading a double life: one in the 1990s, one during WWII.

Plot bunny: a similar setup, but the character is a woman and she wanders into the 1970s and becomes a porn actress. Obviously you have to handwave the COVID germs and other technicalities, and the nastier aspects of the period and the porn industry.

The author of Outlander claims that she was inspired by a Doctor Who episode but she's old enough to have seen quite a few variations on that subject matter.

 

[KittyOfSteele]

"We" is ambiguous here though so there'll be some back and forth about it. Oh we meant that so and so has a boyfriend and so does this other person.

But there are stories out there about beards appearing on a celeb's arm to throw fans and media off the scent. Some perhaps even get compensated.

Thanks, the plot bunny is now thickened with this teaspoon of cornstarch you added.

 

[liliput1]

Thanks, the plot bunny is now thickened with this teaspoon of cornstarch you added.

You meant a chonky rabbit nibbling on corn starch and not a rabbit stew, right?

You meant live rabbits, right?

 

[KittyOfSteele]

You meant a chonky rabbit nibbling on corn starch and not a rabbit stew, right?

You meant live rabbits, right?

Yesn't.

 

[sirhugs]

Let's not stew about wabbits, okay?

 

[TheExperimentalist]

Free use, up for adoption.

Prudence. Popularly teased as "Prudence the Prude." May need a nice Plot Bunny Pen if not adopted.

The twist is that rather than being a prude, she has rebelled against the label and is quietly, secretly even, polymorphously perverse. You name it, she will try it. Probably already has.

Flexible as to personal details, but my intial image of Pru was tall, thin, smallish breats, not much in the hip or ass dept. Long dark hair (why am I obessing over hair down to the ass these days?). Maybe 30ish? Though a "just graduated high school" version could lead to some fun. Maybe even a prom recollection plot?

I don't see her as the December side of Mature, but your mileage may vary.

Modify as your imagination requires.

A notification here and/or FUCK™ if you publish would be cool. If you want to plug the thread that inspired you in an Author's Note, even better.

Well, I've created a WIP and started to gather some thoughts. Knowing me, this may go through bursts and spurts of work, sitting unfinished indefinitely, but you should rest comfortably in the knowledge that it's seeing something going into it.

I still don't know if I'll be able to do it justice, but I realized I can at least relate to Prudy herself, seemingly chaste and proper to most of the world, but a perverted freak privately.

Let me know how much consulting to do with you along the way. I have some definite ideas but don't know if they align with yours.

 

[TheExperimentalist]

Free use, up for adoption.

Prudence. Popularly teased as "Prudence the Prude." May need a nice Plot Bunny Pen if not adopted.

The twist is that rather than being a prude, she has rebelled against the label and is quietly, secretly even, polymorphously perverse. You name it, she will try it. Probably already has.

Flexible as to personal details, but my intial image of Pru was tall, thin, smallish breats, not much in the hip or ass dept. Long dark hair (why am I obessing over hair down to the ass these days?). Maybe 30ish? Though a "just graduated high school" version could lead to some fun. Maybe even a prom recollection plot?

I don't see her as the December side of Mature, but your mileage may vary.

Modify as your imagination requires.

A notification here and/or FUCK™ if you publish would be cool. If you want to plug the thread that inspired you in an Author's Note, even better.

To follow up, this one may, unfortunately, also end up leaning (though probably not fully heading) in the direction of tongue-in-cheek humor (or tongue-between-cheeks humor? hmm...)

So far I have a bunch of notes on the kind of things she's done and is into, but here's the only actual story-worthy text I've written so far, meant as the concluding paragraph of a brief summary of who she is and what she's about:

Despite this predilection, people can't purely proposition Prudy and plan to pork her. Oh no, our protagonist doesn't put out for peanuts. A person must prove their potential to Prudy by paralleling her proficiency for presenting as a perfect prude in public if they pursue the promise of performing as a peer for her perversion in private. A policy that has perplexed many who panted after Prudy, presuming it petty and pushing to persuade her, but pivotal for preserving the pretense Prudy preferred.

I'm not sorry for what I've done.

 

[sirhugs]

Well, I've created a WIP and started to gather some thoughts. Knowing me, this may go through bursts and spurts of work, sitting unfinished indefinitely, but you should rest comfortably in the knowledge that it's seeing something going into it.

I still don't know if I'll be able to do it justice, but I realized I can at least relate to Prudy herself, seemingly chaste and proper to most of the world, but a perverted freak privately.

Let me know how much consulting to do with you along the way. I have some definite ideas but don't know if they align with yours.

consult as much or as little as you wish. "fee use" and "adoption" means that it is yours now, but open adoption is always healthy for the child. i will not be upset if you take it in a different direction than i might go, as a "pantser" I don't have concrete complex ideas to start with. but always willing to help.

someone proposed the title "Putting the Pru in Prurient" and that made me but then I love alliteration. Feel free to pick a different title of and when you get there.

 

[TheExperimentalist]

consult as much or as little as you wish. "fee use" and "adoption" means that it is yours now, but open adoption is always healthy for the child. i will not be upset if you take it in a different direction than i might go, as a "pantser" I don't have concrete complex ideas to start with. but always willing to help.

someone proposed the title "Putting the Pru in Prurient" and that made me but then I love alliteration. Feel free to pick a different title of and when you get there.

Nah, title is already "Prudence the Prude". I don't think it works otherwise.
Also, based on the paragraph I already wrote, it seems clear that she'll have to be into P play...

 

[sirhugs]

Nah, title is already "Prudence the Prude". I don't think it works otherwise.
Also, based on the paragraph I already wrote, it seems clear that she'll have to be into P play...

If you peruse my past perversions, you will perceive that pee play promotes pleasure for me personally.

 

[TheExperimentalist]

If ypu peruse my past perversions, you will perceive that pee play promotes pleasure for me personally.

Yeah, there's no way I could write the entire story with alliterative Ps, but leaning into it hard for a paragraph or two could be fun, and set a kind of lighter, less serious tone, perhaps to allow for certain experimentation that would require much more suspension of disbelief if it took itself seriously.

 

[sirhugs]

Yeah, there's no way I could write the entire story with alliterative Ps, but leaning into it hard for a paragraph or two could be fun, and set a kind of lighter, less serious tone, perhaps to allow for certain experimentation that would require much more suspension of disbelief if it took itself seriously.

don't you mean "showed superfluous seriousness?"

 

[TheExperimentalist]

don't you mean "showed superfluous seriousness?"

God dammit. Now I kind of want to challenge myself to write a story that alliterates As in the first paragraph, Bs in the second, etc. Can't be this one, though, aside from anything else, that paragraph I wrote needs to come near the beginning... either way, X is gonna be an absolute bitch.

 

[sirhugs]

God dammit. Now I kind of want to challenge myself to write a story that alliterates As in the first paragraph, Bs in the second, etc. Can't be this one, though, aside from anything else, that paragraph I wrote needs to come near the beginning... either way, X is gonna be an absolute bitch.

I love it when an evil plot progreses perfectly in perpetuity.