Plot Bunny Pens

[TheExperimentalist]

My understanding of the idiom is that May always refers to younger, December means older- as in the seasons of life.
See for instance this Google AI explanation:

The phrase uses the changing seasons to symbolize the human lifespan:

• May: Represents spring, symbolizing relative youth, vitality, and the beginning of life.
• December: Represents winter, symbolizing a much older age, maturity, and the later stages of life.

That makes so much more sense. I'd assumed "someone born in May" versus "someone born in December" as proportional to a year being a lifespan...

(So yes, this is exactly like my grower/shower confusion.)

 

[sirhugs]

That makes so much more sense. I'd assumed "someone born in May" versus "someone born in December" as proportional to a year being a lifespan...

(So yes, this is exactly like my grower/shower confusion.)

It is "shower"
not "shower"

 

[TheExperimentalist]

It is "shower"
not "shower"

Wait... had you... had you only read the terms and never heard them spoken? Was your understanding of them even worse off than mine had been? I feel like such a weight has been lifted, like I'm not actually a freak! (Or at least, that you and I can be freaks together.)

 

[sirhugs]

Wait... had you... had you only read the terms and never heard them spoken? Was your understanding of them even worse off than mine had been? I feel like such a weight has been lifted, like I'm not actually a freak! (Or at least, that you and I can be freaks together.)

I am definitely a freak, or at least a geek (I wave the flag proudly), but , no, i knew the difference. i was just being silly because it beats wallowing in the depression.

 

[TheExperimentalist]

I am definitely a freak, or at least a geek (I wave the flag proudly), but , no, i knew the difference. i was just being silly because it beats wallowing in the depression.

Ah. Oh well, guess I am just a freak then. But hey, good news! This is a site full of freaks, who openly and enthusiastically welcome freakiness, so I'm safe here!

 

[anthrodisiac]

Ah. Oh well, guess I am just a freak then. But hey, good news! This is a site full of freaks, who openly and enthusiastically welcome freakiness, so I'm safe here!

Freak be me

 

[liliput1]

Free use, up for adoption.

Prudence. Popularly teased as "Prudence the Prude." May need a nice Plot Bunny Pen if not adopted.

The twist is that rather than being a prude, she has rebelled against the label and is quietly, secretly even, polymorphously perverse. You name it, she will try it. Probably already has.

Flexible as to personal details, but my intial image of Pru was tall, thin, smallish breats, not much in the hip or ass dept. Long dark hair (why am I obessing over hair down to the ass these days?). Maybe 30ish? Though a "just graduated high school" version could lead to some fun. Maybe even a prom recollection plot?

I don't see her as the December side of Mature, but your mileage may vary.

Modify as your imagination requires.

A notification here and/or FUCK™ if you publish would be cool. If you want to plug the thread that inspired you in an Author's Note, even better.

Sounds like she puts the Pru in prurient.

 

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Sounds like she puts the Pru in prurient.

Putting the Pru in Prurient would be a great title