closerIam
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Perhaps people have bad breath...?
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Pondering the imponderables
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Perhaps people have bad breath...?
closerIam
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Why can Goofy stand erect and Pluto is on all fours when they are both dogs?
(this one ought to be fun)
Different strokes for different folks... errr.. ummm.. I mean, dogs.
madetotakeit
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Feeling a bit Carlinesque tonight?
Because Goofy RULES!
All hair grows at the same rate however it will not grow past its genetic determinant.
Winking is voluntary. Blinking is involuntary. The number of eyes doesn't play a part.
Not sure, but I always thought it was short for "after darkness falls."
Just another guess, but the cab is separated from the trailer/bed. It may have to do with the fact that for all intents and purposes it is cut in half.
Because Goofy RULES!
All hair grows at the same rate however it will not grow past its genetic determinant.
Winking is voluntary. Blinking is involuntary. The number of eyes doesn't play a part.
Not sure, but I always thought it was short for "after darkness falls."
Just another guess, but the cab is separated from the trailer/bed. It may have to do with the fact that for all intents and purposes it is cut in half.
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Yes, but you wouldn't be able to distinguish the tears from the water.
The cheese overflow has to go someplace.
~hums with sis~ yep, would said so
i don't even want to know the answer to that one...lol
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Because the front part is called a cab, and it is only half of a full truck. The back part is a trailer.
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EmpressFi
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because it is referring to the time after the darkness has begun.. therefore.. it is after dark
Breaker_Morant
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Forgot you people had access to Google.
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What I am supposed to do with my cake if I can't eat it?
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Yeah right. So, others can eat it, but not me? That is stupid.
FYI, in french, the saying goes "On ne peut pas avoir le beurre et l'argent du beurre". Translation: You can't have your butter and the money from the butter. Which makes much more sense: either you keep the butter you made and eat it, or you sell it and make money out of it. But you can't have both.
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Why can Goofy stand erect and Pluto is on all fours when they are both dogs?
(this one ought to be fun)
Pluto is missing a couple of chromosomes, hence he also can't talk, does not wear clothes, eats off the floor, and is generally severely retarded.
Or he could be possessed
It also turns out he is not a planet.
Babys, duh, thats why it makes you feel soft and snugly.
and what the hell is corn oil?
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Sell it, then buy an edible cake and eat that.
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"Yes, and the fish will keep your deep secret"
To leave room for the garlic butter and banana peppers
. Mmmm good. Now I need to order some pizza.
intothewoods
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Is imponderable really a word?
Breaker_Morant
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And whip with a whipper... and if it snaps, then you're a whippersnapper, but why is that term used for young'uns when folks that wield whips are usually older?
And how many imponderables is that?
Also, if the world is getting smaller, why does the price of stamps keep going up?
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I like the one about why does Mickey Mouse have pants and no shirt, and Donald Duck have a shirt and no pants....
Pondered that one for a while.
Pondered that one for a while.
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Hell no...you tell me!
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You forgot Ba Ba Black Sheep.
rinka
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I'd say ducks have feathers, so Donald's not really naked, the shirt is just a display of his poor taste. And Mickey Mouse probably have pants on because noone can draw a naked standing rats ass good.
rinka
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really...? sing it again to yourself... at least in swedish it's so not the same tune...
But our sheep is white...
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I think it has something to do with dominance. Dogs, like everyone else don't like to have someone or something forcing control over them. By blowing in their faces, it shows that you're more powerful than they are and they just don't like that way of showing it. It could also have something to do with how your breath interferes with all of the other smells they are taking in and throws off their senses, but when they stick their heads out of a window they're just taking in more scents that are brought naturally.
Some of it does. It also depends on the type of container used, and I'm sure most containers have been treated to be resistant to drying up and adhering to all of the glue.
I don't. I drive on the autobahn.
And park on the curb. But that's just me... probably because when you really think about them, many words joint words don't even make that much sense.
