FantasySharer1
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I used to wish I was Garion so bad. Puberty was just budding when I read about Ce'Nedra and wanted her immediately. Eating her pussy while she sits on the throne was a common thought.
Popular fantasy characters you consider hot.
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djrip
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That would have made the books better for sure!
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Even if I am a fan of Fantasy in general, I must admit I didn't read Belgariad books. Are they worth my time now, or are they more of a young adult thing?
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I read them when I was a young adult. I didn't care for them then. They didn't capture me, but my twin benchmarks are Dune and LOTR. So almost nothing in either genre measures up for me.
To be fair, Eddings wasn't trying to be Tolkien. But for me, personally, I found the characters flat and the plots predictable. The built world was pretty impressive, though.
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Dune and LOTR certainly had a huge impact on me as reader and author, but there was a nice playfulness and companionship between the characters in the Belgariad. I particularly liked the way wizards could transform into birds of prey, and how the characters related to their gods.
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I liked the dude who could push people into solid stone and leave them there. And his depressed god who lost all his people except for that guy. IIRC.
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Helene Vaughn -- Ki-Gor's mate from the "Jungle Tales" pulp. Helene was a noted aviatrix on an around-the-world flight when her plane crashed in Africa. Ki-Gor rescued her from slavers. Before long she is clad in only a leopard skin bikini. She's a drop-dead gorgeous redhead. While Ki-Gor is a blond Tarzan clone Helene is no Jane She is an equal partner and gets naked regularly. Sometimes she's skinny-dipping, other times she's rendered naked by an adversary. Sexy does not begin to cover how she is written. While I'm at it I'll also take the Shadow's Margot Lane, Lois Lane, Zatanna, and Wonder Woman.
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i think all the characters from the ecchi game series senran kagura are hot, but it's like, a fighting game series ABOUT "oh look the hot girls are fighting and losing clothes in the battle" so of course i'm gonna think they're hot
i have a weird thing for the ship of princess peach x bowser.... love the idea of him kidnapping her to force her into sex slavery and then like as she gets stockholm syndrome he gets lima syndrome and it ends up weirdly lovey dovey in the end lmao.
i ALSO have a weird thing for link from legend of zelda, which is weird because i'm not into irl men at all, and only like weirdly tangentially into men in fantasy scenarios mostly centering around how they interact with the women. maybe it's the androgyny i find super hot? but i also like to write/draw stuff where link (and also even ganondorf???) is inexplicably reincarnated as a girl. still a pretty androgynous tomboyish girl... but with big boobs
don't get me STARTED on the series i have written with girl link. don't get me started. xD
i have a weird thing for the ship of princess peach x bowser.... love the idea of him kidnapping her to force her into sex slavery and then like as she gets stockholm syndrome he gets lima syndrome and it ends up weirdly lovey dovey in the end lmao.
i ALSO have a weird thing for link from legend of zelda, which is weird because i'm not into irl men at all, and only like weirdly tangentially into men in fantasy scenarios mostly centering around how they interact with the women. maybe it's the androgyny i find super hot? but i also like to write/draw stuff where link (and also even ganondorf???) is inexplicably reincarnated as a girl. still a pretty androgynous tomboyish girl... but with big boobs
don't get me STARTED on the series i have written with girl link. don't get me started. xDBriefsencounter
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Quite sexy, but you have to wonder how painful it would be to shoot a bow without protecting those lovely boobs. The Amazons were so called, according to the Ancient Greeks, because they removed one breast for precisely that reason (a-mazos, "without a breast"). I know this is apocryphal, if not downright disproven, but there must have been at least some merit to the idea for it to take root. I know from personal experience that it was still current enough to be taught by some highly regarded Classical scholars in the early 1990s.
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Her panties are complicated.
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Her stance and grip and the way she's holding the bow are all giving me an aneurism. And that bow is fucked up beyond belief - there's no taper from the handle to the tip of the limbs, there's no nocks, it's not even fucking bent - someone's tied a fucking shoelace to a wavy stick and gone "yep, that'll do."
She'll do more damage by hitting someone with that stick, or possibly poking them in the eye with her bikini top!
Here's an actual longbow and an actual archer.
https://images.buyagift.co.uk/common/client/Images/Product/Extralarge/en-GB/NOW_STRIKE_ARC_BAG_1.jpg
With a real bow, the hand holding the bow grips it a little below the midpoint of the shaft (har har) and the arrow rests above it, either on the hand (longbow, recurve bow) or on a shelf (modern recurve bow). The hand that draws also doesn't touch the arrow - you splay your fingers open a bit, and generally wear a glove or tab, because long bows start at something like 25 pounds - ever carried 25 pounds on your fingers via a shoelace? It fucking hurts!
And, fuck me, hitting yourself in the boob. Or the forearm. Oh my sweet christ, you will NEVER forget that pain.
To the fire with her! God-damn poser!
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listen, some of our positions require strength and dexterity, okay? Don't judge us!
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My mom has won medals in archery. So have a lot of female athletes, including Geena Davis. Most of these women have intact bosoms, so that’s a myth far as I know. But yeah, I’m pretty sure none of them shoot from the stance of that scandalously clad elf.
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If you have a proper stance, you won't hit your noombies unless you're spectacularly endowed. You can buy a shield as well, though, e.g this one
You also get forearm guards, obviously.
Honestly, it's the sort of thing you do once and after that you never do it again.
I shoot barebow recurve, I haven't yet managed to whack the twins but I did give myself a really nice blue mark on my arm for a couple of weeks. Another girl in the club, though, was not so lucky. She had to go outside because she was swearing and crying and there were some juniors present
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center line snorkels are far sexier for spelunking purposes.
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I know I'm the one who started this whole bow-woman bashing thing (sorry, @Briefsencounter!), but I'd just like to point out one thing that renders all our complaints moot.Her stance and grip and the way she's holding the bow are all giving me an aneurism. And that bow is fucked up beyond belief - there's no taper from the handle to the tip of the limbs, there's no nocks, it's not even fucking bent - someone's tied a fucking shoelace to a wavy stick and gone "yep, that'll do."
She'll do more damage by hitting someone with that stick, or possibly poking them in the eye with her bikini top!
Here's an actual longbow and an actual archer.
https://images.buyagift.co.uk/common/client/Images/Product/Extralarge/en-GB/NOW_STRIKE_ARC_BAG_1.jpg
With a real bow, the hand holding the bow grips it a little below the midpoint of the shaft (har har) and the arrow rests above it, either on the hand (longbow, recurve bow) or on a shelf (modern recurve bow). The hand that draws also doesn't touch the arrow - you splay your fingers open a bit, and generally wear a glove or tab, because long bows start at something like 25 pounds - ever carried 25 pounds on your fingers via a shoelace? It fucking hurts!
And, fuck me, hitting yourself in the boob. Or the forearm. Oh my sweet christ, you will NEVER forget that pain.
To the fire with her! God-damn poser!
Camel toe.
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Now THAT'S a party sales MLM idea you can retire on.
You Go Girl!
(Iim asking for 1 million Dragon's Den..)
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You have a good point. And what can I say, I'm not an expert at archery like others
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that's not camel toe, that's sheep elbow.
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