Popular fantasy characters you consider hot.

[ElectricBlue]

center line snorkels are far sexier for spelunking purposes.

You say that with such certainty!

 

[onehitwanda]

You say that with such certainty!

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@EmilyMiller help me out here pls babe

 

[Duleigh]

Quite sexy, but you have to wonder how painful it would be to shoot a bow without protecting those lovely boobs.

If she was holding the bow properly you'd know.
I used to do archery and occasionally one of the girls would get "Twanged" but if you hold the bow properly you should have no problem

 

[ElectricBlue]

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@EmilyMiller help me out here pls babe

Atta girl

 

[Bramblethorn]

Her stance and grip and the way she's holding the bow are all giving me an aneurism. And that bow is fucked up beyond belief - there's no taper from the handle to the tip of the limbs, there's no nocks, it's not even fucking bent - someone's tied a fucking shoelace to a wavy stick and gone "yep, that'll do."

If it's any comfort, she's AI-generated.

 

[Voboy]

I've learned a new word today: "noombies."

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

Cute little blonde demon I've been reading about. Name's Em. She's way too young for me and taken, but I'm still kinda crushing on her a bit.

 

[onehitwanda]

If it's any comfort, she's AI-generated.

That AI needs to be kicked twice - once in each testicle.

 

[Zootonius]

If you have a proper stance, you won't hit your noombies unless you're spectacularly endowed. You can buy a shield as well, though, e.g this one

You also get forearm guards, obviously.

Honestly, it's the sort of thing you do once and after that you never do it again.

I shoot barebow recurve, I haven't yet managed to whack the twins but I did give myself a really nice blue mark on my arm for a couple of weeks. Another girl in the club, though, was not so lucky. She had to go outside because she was swearing and crying and there were some juniors present

Damn you Wanda, now I find out you’re an archer as well? I remember in college, some women had a bend in their elbow that could lead to that arm slap.

 

[onehitwanda]

Damn you Wanda, now I find out you’re an archer as well? I remember in college, some women had a bend in their elbow that could lead to that arm slap.

I've done many things. It comes from having a crack-addled squirrel where normal people have brains.

 

[StillStunned]

That AI needs to be kicked twice - once in each testicle.

What makes you think that AI is male? Apart from its habit of turning other people's work into useless blather and then claiming credit for it?

 

[onehitwanda]

What makes you think that AI is male? Apart from its habit of turning other people's work into useless blather and then claiming credit for it?

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

 

[Zootonius]

What makes you think that AI is male? Apart from its habit of turning other people's work into useless blather and then claiming credit for it?

If you look at history, it’s likely the correct answer.

 

[Jackie.Hikaru]

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

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[Jackie.Hikaru]

This is how you archery. No boob mutilation required.

(Valentina )

 

[Zootonius]

This is how you archery. No boob mutilation required.
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(Valentina )

Every Olympics I watch all the archery. Which makes me pull out my bow and practice. Alas, as I get older, more arrows seem to vanish.

 

[Bramblethorn]

That AI needs to be kicked twice - once in each testicle.

Okay but that had me visualising AI-drawn testicles, and now I think we're even for any horrific mental images I may previously have inflicted on you.

 

[onehitwanda]

Okay but that had me visualising AI-drawn testicles, and now I think we're even for any horrific mental images I may previously have inflicted on you.

oh, hon, wasn't it you who introduced my nightmares to Banana Slugs?

Cos if it was we're in no way even remotely even.

 

[Jackie.Hikaru]

oh, hon, wasn't it you who introduced my nightmares to Banana Slugs?

What do you have against banana slugs? They're cute!
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[onehitwanda]

What do you have against banana slugs? They're cute!

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[Bramblethorn]

oh, hon, wasn't it you who introduced my nightmares to Banana Slugs?

That does sound like the kind of thing I'd do, but I don't remember specifically banana slugs. Any possibility it could've been cymothoa exigua instead?

Cos if it was we're in no way even remotely even.

Ah well. If I've helped add a little magic to the dreams of even one Literotica denizen, it will have all been worth it.

 

[onehitwanda]

Ah well. If I've helped add a little magic to the dreams of even one Literotica denizen, it will have all been worth it.

I suppose whether it's dreams or nightmares is just a matter of perspective.

cymothoa exigua

... oh fuck you.

 

[AlinaX]

Quite sexy, but you have to wonder how painful it would be to shoot a bow without protecting those lovely boobs. The Amazons were so called, according to the Ancient Greeks, because they removed one breast for precisely that reason (a-mazos, "without a breast"). I know this is apocryphal, if not downright disproven, but there must have been at least some merit to the idea for it to take root. I know from personal experience that it was still current enough to be taught by some highly regarded Classical scholars in the early 1990s.

Folk and false etymologies can be very seductive. In this case, it makes far more sense for male scholars to chuckle over female warriors having to mutilate their breasts in order to shoot straight than it does for warrior women to traumatise young women entirely without need.

An interesting series of blog posts about the Amazons here.

 

[Candy_Kane54]

For some reason, the woman in this commercial (Melanie Paxson) always appealed to me ...

 

[Bramblethorn]

I suppose whether it's dreams or nightmares is just a matter of perspective.

You know how it is:

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... oh fuck you.

You say that, but what I hear is "job well done!"