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[DeckardNYC]

It has been found out that the worlds first successfully cloned human, known as Model DeckardNYC, has actually been cloned twenty times over. If you spot one near a post, call 9-1-1 immediately.

Tried to mug an old lady and got beaten.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Tried to mug an old lady and got beaten.

Got laid over in Jersey.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Man shoots elephant in his pajamas. How the elephant got in his pajamas, no one will ever know.

 

[ashesatwork]

Man shoots elephant in his pajamas. How the elephant got in his pajamas, no one will ever know.

was camping and a bear climbed in their tent to steal food

 

[kurrginatorX]

This just in: Woman presumed missing since 2015 has been found in corn maze.

 

[TwinkleStars]

For drunk and disorderly conduct in a bakery shop.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Woman found in Caspian Sea two weeks after plane crash. She credits her survival on her floatation devices. More after the break.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Woman found in Caspian Sea two weeks after plane crash. She credits her survival on her floatation devices. More after the break.

Arrested on a fugitive warrant for failing to pay a jaywalking ticket from 1958.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Arrested on a fugitive warrant for failing to pay a jaywalking ticket from 1958.

Tried to climb Lady Liberty and show her freedom from his pants.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Tried to climb Lady Liberty and show her freedom from his pants.

Guest speaker on the stock market

 

[kurrginatorX]

He posted provocative pictures of shoes on church websites and they gathered en masse in the streets to pray for his demented soul, causing traffic bottlenecks and mayhem throughout the city.

 

[DeckardNYC]

He posted provocative pictures of shoes on church websites and they gathered en masse in the streets to pray for his demented soul, causing traffic bottlenecks and mayhem throughout the city.

He was explaining once and for all why he crossed the road.

 

[kurrginatorX]

This just in: Sources indicate that--Wait! This guy again? Really? He's become quite the attention whore, hasn't he? Okay, no more news spots concerning him unless it involved something truly obscene. What? He did? This just in: Man breaks into local animal shelter and sacrifices all animals held within to Zarkon the Space God with the hope that he will have a bountiful harvest this year. More on this story as it breaks.

 

[DeckardNYC]

This just in: Sources indicate that--Wait! This guy again? Really? He's become quite the attention whore, hasn't he? Okay, no more news spots concerning him unless it involved something truly obscene. What? He did? This just in: Man breaks into local animal shelter and sacrifices all animals held within to Zarkon the Space God with the hope that he will have a bountiful harvest this year. More on this story as it breaks.

Sentenced for felony prolixity.

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Sentenced for felony prolixity.

He is the guy that always says "Fuck her in the pussy" on news fails.

 

[ShaeLeeTanner]

He is the guy that always says "Fuck her in the pussy" on news fails.

She was seen publicly twerking a guy until he came in his pants. After 3, they pulled the camera away, lol

 

[kurrginatorX]

This just in: The most perfect body has finally been uncovered. What? Fuck going to a commercial break. I'm staying live with this story.

 

[DeckardNYC]

This just in: The most perfect body has finally been uncovered. What? Fuck going to a commercial break. I'm staying live with this story.

He lost his head when he learned that chickens don't have a cock, and ran through Times Square headless.

 

[kurrginatorX]

This just in: Local inventor, DeckardNYC, has been sued over licensing infringement with his new line of sex dolls called Pubic Patch Kids.

 

[ShaeLeeTanner]

This just in: Local inventor, DeckardNYC, has been sued over licensing infringement with his new line of sex dolls called Pubic Patch Kids.

Caught on CCTV in the subway in his chicken suit trying to lay an egg on the tracks.

 

[DeckardNYC]

Caught on CCTV in the subway in his chicken suit trying to lay an egg on the tracks.

Caught on CCTV in the subway flashing drunk riders at 3 a m. Taunting, really . . .

 

[kurrginatorX]

Caught on CCTV in the subway trying to breakdance for money.

 

[ShyDaniGrl]

Caught on CCTV in the subway trying to breakdance for money.

I feel like because he's a dressed bird with a drink on his hand lol.

 

[kurrginatorX]

I feel like because he's a dressed bird with a drink on his hand lol.

THIS JUST IN: ShyDaniGrl comes out of her shell and everyone at Literotica welcomes and accepts her.

 

[DeckardNYC]

THIS JUST IN: ShyDaniGrl comes out of her shell and everyone at Literotica welcomes and accepts her.

Shot by a jealous husband as he left by the back door.